When Deadpool appeared in front of Deathstroke, a group of four people were eating snacks and waiting for him.
Without him opening his mouth, Su Ming took the gift box from his hand, opened it on his own and said, "Did Xia Kaila tell you?"
"Well, I said it, but I feel so complicated now, so complicated." Deadpool nodded to Doom as a greeting, and then glanced at the female Thor and Professor Xu. He tangled his buttocks and came closer.
He whispered: "Cousin, I know you love me. Although I am indeed the protagonist, it is not good for you to sacrifice yourself to help me like this. The audience will say that you will lose popularity if you give away your daughter."
After saying that, he looked at the place where there was no one with suspicious eyes, as if he was suspicious of the non-existent audience.
"There is an old saying in the East, which is that an elder brother is like a father, and a disobedient son, why are you being so polite to me? Xia Kaila is your destined wife, that's how the story is written, so these 'benefits' are all yours, and I will do it later."
Arrange for someone to arrange a wedding for you."
The death knell, who showed no emotion at all, opened the gift box and found a box full of suspicious dried meat. It should have been made by Xia Kela himself, but the material was probably rat meat.
Wade is very happy now, so Su Ming guesses that he probably hasn't seen Xia Kela's demon prototype yet. She is a purple monster, which looks a bit like the big pineapple in "Diablo 2", and is also an 18x version with insatiable desires.
"Pfft! Ahem!"
Professor Xu spit out all the peach cake crumbs in her mouth through the mask. She laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up. This was the first time she heard someone explain that elder brothers are like father.
Deadpool calls Deathstroke brother, but Deathstroke calls Deadpool son. The two of them have different opinions? Their relationship is really good.
Doom, on the other hand, tilted his head aside. Although he knew that the death knell didn't mean that, when he thought that he and Susan were also arranged, it always felt like they were being taken advantage of.
Anyway, after Deathstroke explained it like this, Deadpool figured it out.
The words may sound unpleasant, but there is no need for me to refuse the kindness of my 'only relative'.
"Thank you, cousin, but let me think about it again. You still need to be cautious about getting married. I will give you an answer in five minutes." Deadpool nodded solemnly, his red and black mask stretched out, and accompanied by "
With the sound of his head turning, he took a look at the illusion around him: "By the way, which bar's private room is this? The decoration is quite trendy."
As he said that, he reached out and touched the squirming wall in the small room, and also pulled two eyeballs from the top to play with them as fitness balls.
With the squeezing, a very viscous filthy liquid bubbled out of the eyeballs, leaving Deadpool's hands covered with bloodshot yellow pus.
Wade was a little puzzled. He lifted half of his mask, first smelled the liquid on his hand, and then stuck out his rotten tongue and licked it again.
"It's a little sweet, is it fake blood made of syrup? Ah! I understand, this is a Cthulhu-style bar! Last time Peter, Peter, and the little fat man, I went to play O-Running Group, and that board game store didn't have it.
Such a good configuration, Slade, does the store you come to have a reservation phone number? Give me one, and I will bring Peter to open his eyes in two days."
It was indeed an eye-opener. In this small private room, which was only about ten square meters, the ceiling and surrounding walls were all covered with eyeballs. I am afraid there were hundreds of dull eyes staring at everyone.
"vomit"
Seeing Deadpool fiercely licking the red and yellow pus, Daisy still retched. No matter how many times she saw Deadpool, he always had a way of making people sick.
"puff!"
Su Ming took action and chopped off Deadpool's brain with a lightsaber. His soft body fell to the same soft ground, and blood and brain matter flowed all over the floor.
But two seconds later, Deadpool got up and he was resurrected.
"It hurts, cousin. Is your hand slipping more and more?" He skillfully took out the stapler from his pocket and stapled his head and uniform: "No, don't
Explanation, the audience veterans just told me that this is Earth 10011, and what I drank was similar to the golden liquid I drank before, but I am sober now."
"Just understand. Everything I do is for your own good." Deathstroke put away his weapon and patted his cousin on the shoulder sincerely: "By the way, tell me how you got here."
"Speaking of how I got here, it was really a series of twists and turns and thrilling."
Wade raised his head forty-five degrees and looked at the ceiling, as if he was deep in memory:
"I originally planned to use the teleportation belt to teleport directly to you, but the first attempt failed. It was like a layer of stockings blocking me. Can I be blocked by a layer of stockings? Impossible. The more it resists, the more I will
The more excited I became, the more I used the gem I had hidden in my pocket and asked it to send me to you, and I arrived smoothly this time, which was very reasonable."
Consistent with the plan, Su Ming nodded. He threw Wade a cigarette to calm him down and said to everyone: "It's about as I expected. The plot continuity gem is indeed of a higher level. Now we have
A porter who can take people to and from the 40K universe."
"I'm not a porter." Deadpool put the cigarette in his ear and raised his hands weakly in protest.
"I'll give you five hundred yuan." Deathstroke threw out a few bills and said in a very forthright tone, "If you've moved it to my satisfaction, you can add more."
"Tell me, brother, what do you want me to move?" In the blink of an eye, Deadpool had already rolled up his sleeves, and he got a white towel from somewhere and hung it around his neck, as if he was going to work hard.
"Get a few people here first, Carol Danvers, Tony Stark, Monica Rambeau." Deathstroke took a note from his pocket, wrote down the addresses of several people, and handed it to Deadpool to find.
Person: "That's it for now, don't add more if it's not enough. Keep the team moving so that you can carry out the beheading plan. Don't make it too public."
"Of course I know Carol and Iron Man, but who is Monica Rambeau? Does she have anything to do with Rambo?" Deadpool clicked his head and pulled down his mask.
"Just go find her, tell her this is to protect the earth, and she will come." Deathstroke didn't explain much, just patted Wade on the butt: "While you are looking for someone, we will go to Titan in this universe.
Looking for survivors, so you better hurry up."
Deadpool didn't drop his chain either. He adjusted the dial on his belt, took out the gem from his underwear and held it in his hand. Brynn disappeared in an instant.
When he finally left, Daisy breathed a sigh of relief and said with a speechless face: "If his journey through the universe depends on that gem, then what's the use of adjusting the belt?"
"That's a good question, but it's his habit to talk nonsense and do unnecessary things." Su Ming put away the snack plate, patted the skin flakes and blood on his hands, and opened the sewer door: "Let's go
Well, let’s go to Titan, I know there are a few rebels there, at least there should be a few.”
Now that 10011 and 40K Earth meet, the time should be before it encounters Universe 616, so Su Ming cannot guarantee the specific situation.
But it's not troublesome to go and take a look, you just have to get past the blockade of the Flying Spaghetti. It doesn't matter, because they are insect monsters covered in mucus, and the salt used by Deathstroke to marinate the meatballs hasn't been used up yet.