"Take a bite of the fortune cookie of love, maybe tomorrow you won't have to worry too much"
Deadpool was singing and dancing at the same time, which meant that he was in mid-air without stage lighting and reverberation effects, and he forgot to wear shoes, exposing his dirty and stiff socks, but he was still singing in tune, and his movements of rubbing fireballs were also
Pretty standard.
How should I put it? It can only be said that it was so weird that at least the group of people in the Waverider who were watching the battlefield from a distance at this time basically vomited.
Deadpool's appearance simply looks like a zombie falling into a cesspit mixed with blood. As long as the viewer has a stronger willpower, he can probably accept it reluctantly, probably.
But as he speaks or makes expressions, or even moves his hands and feet, the person's nausea level increases exponentially. Basically, few people who see his face can resist vomiting.
Of the people who were eating hot pot and singing songs just now, only Bobo and Harley could still sit there and watch the show. Everyone else ran to grab the toilet. Even Cindy couldn't hold it back. This wasn't the first time she saw this.
Deadpool, this was the first time I saw this bitch dancing, and the feeling was hard to describe.
It was as if he was having fun directly in other people's minds, shaking off the skin debris and pus all over the floor, and then defecating everywhere with wild vigor.
"Speaking of which, are Deadpool and Deathstroke really a family?" Bobo said to Harley. It is worth noting that although the orangutan is still facing the projection screen, his eyes are closed, and there is a cloud on his face.
It is gentle and full of philosophical wisdom.
Harry was rolling on the floor with laughter. Watching the song and dance could make people vomit. This is so interesting:
"Of course, their surname is Wilson, but it is said that Wade's mother is a mistress, and Slade's mother is a sister, so they are cousins."
"There seems to be something wrong." Bobo scratched his forehead and listened to the sound of vomiting coming from the bathroom. He sighed: "I dare not look. You told me that the death knell was while his cousin was dancing and singing.
what are you doing?"
"It will be over soon, because my little bee has already disappeared when all Zubado's attention was attracted by Deadpool." Maybe other people's attention is on Wei, who is good at singing and dancing.
De, but she has always paid attention to MiTang.
Seeing the man in black and yellow armor disappear in the black smoke exhaust of the jetpack, she roughly guessed the appearance of the tactics. It was the same as Gotham. On the surface, there was peace and harmony, but where people couldn't see, there was darkness.
move.
rub rub rub
Deadpool slowly approached the octopus's face while dancing the ball-rolling dance. The jetpack behind him was still emitting thick black smoke, but he didn't care and kept making gestures to let the octopus dance with him.
Zubardo, who could endure no retching, may have reached the limit of his endurance. When Deadpool wanted to reach out and pull him to dance together, he finally drew his sword.
He waved the huge black door panel sword with his backhand, and the spurting black air cut off Deadpool at the waist. The latter's legs were spinning and falling to the ground, and the black smoke on the sword was like
As if it was alive, it followed the cross section of the intestines and stomach and drilled into Wade's body.
The bgm is still going on, but the mp3 is stained with blood.
Wade stopped rubbing the fireball and looked down at his lower body, which had fallen into a large pit on the ground. It was in pieces. He took a deep breath of the black mist on the opponent's weapon, shuddered and said
:
"Why did my mercenary never want to be a dancer? But the reality is so dark, you are right, little cookie." Not only did he not show any discomfort, but he gave the hooded man a warm name: "Thanks
My ex-wife and current wife, I often suffer comminuted pelvic fractures, so I feel no pain in my lower body at all, and even high paraplegia does not affect my good mood."
Zubado didn't want to hear this nonsense, and he didn't intend to say anything because he suspected that he would vomit when he opened his mouth.
So he even retracted his giant sword and raised it high, intending to strike with the sword again to completely kill the annoying flies. The reinforcements called by the human before were not very strong, but they were really disgusting.
Once this person is hacked to death, he will blow up the earth in front of him, because this place has left him with bad memories.
But at this moment, Wade detonated the jetpack behind him and used the smoke formed by the explosion as cover. He then clicked the button on his belt buckle and teleported into the arms of Zubado, who was holding the weapon, and looked like
He hugged the thick waist like a koala.
The rotten mercenary raised his face, looked at the darkness under the hood with his big wet eyes, and opened his lips like rotten sausage:
"I know what you're thinking, but da baa baa, da baa yo."
As he spoke, he squirmed and climbed up, taking a few of the tentacles hanging from the opponent's hood into his mouth, sucking and swallowing them quickly!
Weapons like the giant sword, as well as the martial arts that go with using the giant sword, actually have natural weaknesses, and that is the fear of short blows.
Deathstroke has a symbiote, which avoids this shortcoming, but obviously Zubado does not.
He was originally holding a giant sword with both hands to cut Wade, but he never expected that Deadpool would suddenly appear on him. Even the concept of 'nothingness' contained in the weapon could not affect this monster.
Once it is close to the body, how to attack the person hanging on the chest with the giant sword becomes a problem, and his tentacles are still being manipulated by this monster with no bottom line, which is simply disgusting.
"vomit"
As soon as he lowered his head, he vomited in Wade's face, because as a rational creature faced with this situation, it is difficult not to fall into temporary madness.
Zubado was a warrior. He released his weapon while vomiting, and prepared to pluck the disgusting flesh maggots from his chest with his hands.
But at this moment, the sky lit up, and a huge pale ring of fire, or the sun emitting black light, rose from the ground. The world seemed to have stopped, leaving only a biting chill.
"Hey!"
A golden giant sword penetrated the two bodies from behind at the same time. He took action without hesitation, and there was no perceptible killing intent. The dark and hoarse voice came from behind Octopus Face:
"Good job, Wade."
"rat"
Zubado turned his head with some difficulty. The cosmic energy in his body rose up, and a white beam of light shot straight into the sky.
The energy level was very high, probably enough to destroy a single universe. The adjutant's warning immediately popped up in the eyepiece of Deathstroke's helmet, and a very large combat power value also appeared.
Is the adjutant actually playing Dragon Ball memes?
"Slade, is he going to self-destruct? My little heart is beating so hard." Deadpool still had the opponent's tentacle in his mouth, biting it with his teeth, and spoke vaguely.
"He won't have a chance, Strangler." Su Ming stirred the giant sword with one hand, activated the force choke with the other hand, and asked Strangler to strike.
Then a bean sprout-like creature with an evil smile came to Zubado, curled a dagger in its tentacles, and slashed at the tentacles held by Deadpool.
The dagger was not particularly sharp, it only scratched a little bit of his skin, but it was this bit of skin that killed him.
Zubado's entire body turned pale, and even his clothes and weapons lost their color, turning into a puddle of ashes in the blink of an eye.
The human-shaped ash pile exploded and slowly fell in the dark night. The cold black sun in the sky also disappeared immediately, as if it had never appeared.
Deadpool, who was strung on the weapon like a small sausage, touched his body, then closed his eyes in pain, and even shed a line of tears:
"This is the first time I have fallen in love with an octopus. I wanted to spend a carefree and happy time with him, even if it was only for one song, but you, my dark cousin Slade
, killed him cruelly and mercilessly, and killed my sweetheart! I guessed the beginning, but not the end, so I had to pay extra!”
After saying that, his tears disappeared in an instant as if they were absorbed by the skin. He raised his paws skillfully and rubbed the first three fingers quickly.
That's it, Deadpool is not stupid, of course he knows that this is the enemy, and the enemy must die, there is nothing to say.
All his foreshadowing, all his emotions and performances were all for the sake of getting an extra five hundred yuan. Although working for his cousin was mainly for popularity, the more money, the better.