"You are Deadpool, and your whole family is Deadpool! Ugh! I don't know what the situation is like where you live, but the United States on earth is a society ruled by law. Just because the uniforms are similar, you two ugly guys are
If you slander me as a deadpool, I will hang you on the street lamp in front of the police station and sue you for defamation, yuck!"
After hearing the troll's words, Peter shook a few times as if he had been hit hard. He clutched his chest and kept retching, and at the same time spoke quickly to retort, as if he didn't use his throat at all. He was retching and talking at the same time.
Not affected.
The psychological shadow from yesterday's wedding has not gone away, and today I feel sick when I hear Deadpool's name.
Attending a good friend's wedding is a happy thing; going out to eat with the girls you like is also a happy thing; when two happy things are superimposed, you should obviously get double the happiness, but why is this happening?
Probably because the girls from the Spider League vomited all over him and said they would never eat with Peter again.
To be honest, Peter was exhausted and in a bad mood today, so he didn't want to go out on patrol.
But who calls yourself capable? The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
Suddenly he discovered that New York was invaded by aliens, and he had to step forward, so Xiaochong dragged his heavy body into the streets to fight and try his best to save people.
Without speculation, the two sides fought together. The troll was more powerful and capable of self-healing, while Spider-Man was more agile and his spider-sense could predict the enemy. For a while, Peter actually had the upper hand.
He even chatted with the two survivors behind him after adjusting his breathing:
"What's your name, the fake Wolverine over there? Why are you dressed like this?"
The man with tinfoil claws on his hands cowered in the darkness and answered loudly:
"My name is Trayvon, Spider-Man. I dressed up like this just to take pictures. My boyfriend said I look like Wolverine."
"Boy friend?"
Peter stiffened for a moment, and after knocking the big stick out of the troll's hand, he took the time to turn his head and glance at the person who answered the question.
Beard, chest hair, Adam's apple, no matter how you look at it, you are a man. Why do you have a boyfriend?
"What's the problem? Please don't look at me, Spider-Man, look over at that monster!"
Gay Wolverine replied, and hugged Deadpool tighter.
"Uh, no, no problem, it's pretty cool, haha." Peter had heard about this on the Internet in the past, and now it was his first time to have such a close encounter with a gay man, but he still accepted this setting very politely.
He even said it was quite touching: "What about your boyfriend? Where is he?"
"I am!" The fake 'Deadpool' raised his hand to signal. He looked very weak, and there were two wet marks under his eyes under the mask: "My name is Greg. Actually, as a superhero, you should be able to understand.
He is Wolverine, I am Deadpool, and we are both p."
After saying that, the two even performed a kiss, as if they were sure they were safe, and they even made a "pop" sound.
"I don't want to understand this Yue!"
As a smart man with an overabundance of imagination, Peter brought the behavior of the two people in front of him to the real thing, as if he really saw Logan and Wade having sex, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
He could only make a weak and helpless protest. After all, this scene was too exciting for him, causing him to vomit on the spot.
The eyes of the two trolls who were fighting with him suddenly lit up, and they knocked Peter on the head with two big sticks!
The howling wind, accompanied by the couple's exclamations, made Peter want to move, but his body's reaction caused him to lose the ability to move.
At this moment, Xiaochong seemed to see his life as a virgin flying quickly in front of his eyes, and then he saw a river shrouded in mist, with an oriental-style stone bridge on the river, and Uncle Ben on the bridge was walking towards the river.
He smiles and waves
But at this critical moment, someone who always appears in times of crisis arrived.
"Da da da!"
Clear gunshots were heard not far away, and the palms and forearms of the two trolls were shot one after another. The pain caused them to retract their evil hands, and at the same time they shouted in confusion, turning their heads to look at the surrounding situation:
"who is it?!"
Someone is waiting for this question.
I saw a figure suddenly appear on the rooftop in the distance. He dropped the two assault rifles in his hands and answered the villain's questions loudly.
"I can't bear to see lovers go to hell together, even if they are gay, I will treat them the same as the messenger of hell, Four Hundred~ Auntie!"
After shouting out his lines, he started to put on all kinds of "very six plus one" poses, and then jumped off the tall building with a diving leap. First, he did a forward somersault of 3,600 degrees, and then turned and did a backflip of 3,600 degrees. It was like he didn't do anything at all.
After turning over, he landed firmly next to Peter, and he patted the 40k bug on the back:
"Partner, are you okay? Can you continue to fight? We all came here with spider webs!"
"Fortunately, except that I just vomited in my mask and you patted me on the back, I accidentally ate some of it back."
Xiao Chong was obviously not as happy as Aunt Four Hundred, and his speech became choppy.
"Have you seen the Angels of Havenheim in New York?" Deathstroke was taking the two sisters on a trip to a certain hell. When he saw a poisonous sulfur spring, he stopped and tried to boil some hot spring eggs: "
So you did the right thing by summoning the Spider Family to join the main battlefield in New York."
The adjutant's projection was also watching the Sheriff cooking eggs. If the Americans who died suddenly on the street saw this scene, her calm smile would look particularly cold:
"Chief, from the outbreak of the invasion to now, New York's population has lost 32.4237%. After the surprise caused by the raid passed, the casualty growth curve has slowed down, but so far, we still haven't seen spicy chicken shreds or
Traces of Ulric."
"It doesn't matter. New York is just bait. If you want to take a bite of a foreign invader, if you don't use this city to fish, won't you lose Mr. Li's land in vain?"
Su Ming turned the God Killer into a colander and pulled the eggs in the sulfur soup. He waved his hand and gestured to the demon in the distance to come and talk. He also ordered the adjutant:
"Just wait, bear the casualties and wait. After the New Yorkers are dead, we will throw our androids in to top it. We will always wait for the opponent's leader-level figures to enter the battlefield. This is their only remaining landing point."
The adjutant accepted the order, nodded and cut off the communication. Not far away, the female devil also jumped up to the death knell. She bent down to show the hemisphere exposed on the chest of her uniform, then licked her red lips and smiled.
:
"Hey, isn't this the Supreme Mage? Why do you remember playing in my hell?"
"Stop talking nonsense, Satana, you know why. As a demon and one of the lords of hell, you should have a way to find the 'beast', right? Can you give me a way? Note, this is not a question, the situation is urgent now,
You actually have no choice, tell me the answer."
The highly toxic sulfur spring spewed out dark green gas, but Deathstroke's one-eyed goggles still shone with a deadly red light in the smoke. He seemed to have no idea what politeness meant.