Su Ming, who was standing next to the evaporator display cabinet, called the girl because he was a little unsure of her identity.
Although the mouse-ear hairpins on her head and the big furry tail behind her should be enough proof, in Su Ming's impression, although Squirrel Girl has more than a dozen different uniforms, they are all about 'small leather shoes, tight pants, my name is
Squirrel, remember, this is the ultimate fashionable dress.
Now this is an khaki T-shirt and dirty big pants. No matter how you look at it, it feels a bit...off.
"It's me, it's me, hee hee. My friends all call me Doreen. You can also call Mr. Deathstroke the same. I'm your fan. When I was a kid, my grandparents often told me your stories, which scared me so much that I couldn't sleep at night.
I'm sleeping so hard, I'm afraid you'll come out from under the bed and take me away."
The familiar Squirrel Girl got out of the crowd, ran to the death knell in small steps, raised her face and said with a smile:
"I am 18 years old, I don't have a boyfriend yet, I am a first-year student at Imperial College in New York, majoring in video game design. My favorite animal is squirrels, my favorite food is nuts, and my favorite sport is shopping at supermarket discounts."
Her chubby face is full of optimism, but there is no need to introduce herself later, right? Moreover, participating in activities such as supermarket discount buying will not have the effect of fitness exercise at all, right?
"...You were afraid of me when you were a child, why are you not afraid now?"
Su Ming looked at the big tail wagging behind him and was a little curious about this.
Is it like the Bat fans in Gotham, who develop abnormal dependence in extreme fear? Are they panicking after not seeing Batman for a while?
"Well, after my grandparents passed away, all they left me were those stories about you." Squirrel Girl's eyebrows drooped, and a look of aggrievedness and sadness appeared on her little round face: "And I know the truth of the matter.
Like the story says, you are a good person..."
"Well, speaking of it, you and Gwen are classmates." Su Ming changed the topic. After all, his goal was the necklace in Squirrel Girl's hand. There was no point in building a relationship and chatting too deeply about the other person's family situation.
Besides, Squirrel Girl is a funny character, and letting her recall those unhappy things will affect her combat effectiveness.
Marvel officials have never said where Squirrel Girl's powerful fighting power comes from, but she can always defeat powerful enemies with all kinds of ridiculous means and reasons, and her officially certified abilities are all funny items.
For example, she has incisors and jaws that can bear a million pounds of weight, allowing her to use her teeth to dig tunnels in mountains or crack open any kind of nut with ease.
For example, she can hide her tail in her pants and pretend to be an ordinary person, and at the same time create an exaggerated American butt like the Kardashian sisters.
By the way, there is also a tribute to Neptune next door, she can talk to squirrels.
"Ah, from a certain point of view, she should know me, and I also know her." Waiter Gwen, carrying a mountaineering bag and various weapons on her side, bent over and panted like an exhausted bricklayer.
: "Although I am an art major, I spend 360 days a year out 'collecting scenery,' and I haven't even memorized the roads on campus."
There were a lot of people present, and Gwen's words were cryptic, but everything was hinting at Deathstroke's most important ability about Squirrel Girl.
That is to go over the wall. Squirrel Girl can go over the fourth wall and communicate directly with the audience, at least the one on Earth 616 can.
As for the 40K Earth, Gwen is a little unsure, but she has traveled through time in the comics, what else is impossible to happen?
"Can I see your gem necklace?" Su Ming naturally knew what Gwen knew, but he didn't show he didn't care. After the opening remarks, he directly asked for what Doreen was holding.
"Here you go, it told me that I can go back in time and become the mother of angels. I thought there were ethical issues, so I refused. Apart from selling it for money, this thing is of no use. The gems are too big and tacky as hell." Squirrel Girl laughed.
He nodded towards Gwen, then handed the thing in his hand to Deathstroke, and said: "I heard some people said that this is Cytorak's ruby, but who is Cytorak?"
Deathstroke changed hands and handed the necklace to Wanda for inspection. After all, she was the mage.
As for Loki, she kept smiling beside her, maybe because she saw something, but Deathstroke wouldn't say it without asking her, it was just a joke.
As a reward for Squirrel Girl's cooperation, Su Ming took out a large bag of macadamia nuts from his pocket and gave it to the girl. Although she likes almost all nuts, including acorns that ordinary people cannot eat, her favorite is macadamia nuts.
After that, she will be full of energy and fill up the red and blue bars instantly.
The effect was almost like fairy beans to her.
Another interesting fact is that the origin of macadamia nuts is not in Hawaii, but in Australia. It is also called Macadamia walnut.
"Seratok is a big red guy. He's not bad, at least he's very generous. However, if his crimson gem falls into the wrong hands, it would be somewhat dangerous."
Su Ming explained vaguely, but Squirrel Girl didn't care anymore. Her attention was on the nuts she was holding. It could be said that she lowered her head and started eating as soon as she got the thing. She was originally in a hurry to go to the supermarket.
With.
But now, we have nuts to eat, so we can put aside the rush to buy them.
There are so many people, so many people in the sewers, but no one has ever said to give themselves a piece of nuts before. Sure enough, they are all worse than Deathstroke.
Not to mention anything else, there is a big difference in intelligence, huh, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Ka, ka, ka." Doreen, who was in a happy mood, quickly nibbled on the round fruit, stuffed the sweet seeds inside into her mouth, her cheeks puffed up cutely, and she said vaguely: "Since you want it,
Then I’ll give you this necklace, we are friends.”
She has always been very generous, and she belongs to the kind of superhero who has a "broad heart and a fat body". Anyway, if she doesn't need something herself, she never mind giving it to her friends.
But this is also one of her weaknesses.
Squirrel Girl is so innocent that she treats everyone as a friend. In the comic stories, Doreen sees the wrong person more than once or twice. She is a character who is often tricked and makes jokes.
At the same time, she also has a no-kill creed and firmly believes that everyone can change their ways.
"Then thank you, Doreen, let's do this. I'll give you some more things." Deathstroke is the Supreme Mage. One of the basic rules of a mage is trading. This girl is so generous, so he can't be stingy: "You usually do this.
Being a stay-at-home girl in the dormitory, I usually don’t go out unless I have something to do, so I guess you are going to the supermarket and are you going to buy something?”
"Oh! As expected of you, your guess was so accurate." Doreen wiped the debris at the corner of her mouth, took out a stack of coupons from her pocket, lowered her head and read: "I'm going to buy discounted ice cream and toilet paper.
Socks, raisins, baking oil shampoo..."
"Okay, no need to say anything else, just give me your shopping list and I will arrange for someone to give you a ton of each item."
Deathstroke waited for Wanda's identification results, while smiling and solving life problems for Doreen.