In the TVA auditorium, several people sitting at a round table eating and drinking were watching the broadcast video projected in the center of the table.
Cassandra was completely unaware of Deathstroke's dark plan before, and she expressed her opposition after arriving here because she didn't want to be separated from Tony.
The two have been separated for so many years, and they have been on opposite sides several times. Now they have finally reconciled. It is the stage where the sweetness is mixed with the oil, but they are forced to play a bitter love drama again?
It's a pity that her protest was ineffective. Deathstroke could even ignore Maria's opinions, let alone an ordinary girl?
I have no choice but to enjoy it if I can't resist it. This is a very strange feeling. Watching Tony interact with another fake version of herself in the picture, Cassian is still a little jealous and wishes that the fake one would die immediately.
Put yourself on Tony's body instead.
But when she saw her android exploded into a ball of blood mist without any last words, she didn't want the fake to die, at least not in this way.
"You don't understand this, little beauty, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe""
Suddenly he turned to a deserted place, winked through the mask and said: "It's Chinese New Year again, audience friends, I miss you so much!"
"yue"
I could only hear his voice but not see his person, but the strong fragrance carried by the wind made everyone at the table except Howard retching, and the sound from deep in the throat could not be heard.
"Deadpool, don't talk to yourself when you suddenly appear, and don't stand in the wind behind us. Go over there..." Howard took out a handkerchief to cover his wife's mouth and nose, and pointed angrily at the opposite side of the round table.
: "Damn it, how long has it been since you took a shower? That's why I didn't want to come to your wedding yesterday."
Yes, this is the auditorium where Deadpool got married. The space at this time has been replaced with the terrain of Scottish hills and grasslands. Everyone is enjoying the meal in the clear blue sky and breeze, and can even see the sea in the distance. It is rhythmic.
The ground lapped against the rugged rocks.
After listening to Howard's words, Deadpool covered his chest and staggered towards the opposite side of the round table as if he had been shot. He stretched his neck and looked at his old friend with disbelief.
This was the case for the Marines who were hit by shore defense fire in the sea during the D-Day landing, because they realized then that the landing craft opened the door from the front.
Regret, fear, anger and other emotions are mixed together, which often makes it difficult for normal people to express themselves.
Then the music suddenly started playing, and Deadpool suddenly started dancing a enchanting Asan-style dance. The soundtrack was very cheerful, and he, who was not a normal person, even sang along with the rhythm:
"Who sent you to me? It's the round bright moon, the bright moon. It's the death knell of darkness, it's the death knell of darkness, it's the death knell of darkness, the death knell."
While singing and dancing, he kept ogling the guests at the table. In fact, he was hinting that everything was arranged by his cousin, but there was something wrong with the use of different looks through the mask.
Howard didn't come to the wedding yesterday. Maybe he didn't want to confront Tony, or maybe it was for other reasons, but did he think he could escape? It's useless. He should come honestly today, right?
Because Deathstroke had already planned it.
Simple Howard with a moustache thought that Deathstroke only plotted against Tony, but he was totally wrong. The evil cousin's thousand-layer scheme was hard to guard against.
Anyway, after watching Deadpool's song and dance performance, everyone present except Howard, who had been used to it since his early years, vomited.
Wade turned off the MP3 player and sat across from the round table. He put his legs on the table and leaned back toward the back of the chair:
"I call it masculinity. Women are so cute to me. You, a guy with a funny mustache, have no right to say that about me. Also, I know that many people look at me as if they are seeing a popular hottie.
I will be so excited that I vomit, but can you please stop causing trouble to the cleaning staff? Although they are illegal immigrants from Mexico, they still have human rights."
"Thanks!"
A fat Mexican wearing a baseball cap, dark skin, and dressed like a truck driver came out of nowhere. He came over with a mop and bucket, spoke accented English, and gratefully greeted Deadpool.
He nodded and started cleaning up on the spot.
"You're welcome, because we are a community with a shared future for mankind. I love you."
Deadpool smiled and gave the other party a heart sign, expressing that this was love from America, and then pointed to the corner of the table:
"We are on the lawn now. The mop won't work. Go get a rake and clean it up a bit. If you can't clean it up, suck it with your mouth. By the way, go to Earth and buy me a few boxes of lubricating oil.
, I used up all the ones I brought with me last night, but the ones prepared by my cousin and adjutant didn’t have the Fengyou essence type, which was not exciting enough, and Xia Kaila didn’t like it.”
So for some reason the Mexican who showed up at TVA headquarters quickly left again, he was so obedient.
"Why don't you go to other tables to entertain other people? I think we can just watch the broadcast ourselves. You don't need to explain."
Howard, who looks much younger than the androids, wants to drive away Deadpool. Although he can still withstand it, his in-laws and daughter-in-law are all vomiting and rolling their eyes. This cannot continue.
"Don't say that. You showed up at the honeymoon banquet of my Super Thunderbolt Invincible Wedding, and you are my guests." Deadpool licked the dead skin on his butt, tore off a large piece and threw it on the grass.
, stepped on it with his feet and rubbed it: "Nothing else, I am a very simple person, you understand me. Besides, you haven't met my wife yet. She went to change clothes and will be here in a moment."
"well"
Howard sighed. Although he wanted to stand up and leave, only here could he see his son Tony's broadcast. Deathstroke had already planned everything.
If you want to watch the broadcast, you have to endure the torture of Deadpool. This is probably the price that mages often say. If you want to gain something, you will inevitably lose something else.
The in-laws and the intended daughter-in-law, including dear Maria, all lost their lunch and stomach acid, while he himself seemed to have lost his moral integrity, which was a more precious thing.
Seeing that he had accepted the reality, the corners of Deadpool's mouth under the mask curved like a '√'. He looked at Cassandra who had just finished vomiting and was lying on the snow-white tablecloth and rolling her eyes and said:
"Then let's continue the previous topic. As for why your android was the first to die, please guess first. My cousin once praised you as a cruel woman. Let me see if you are dark enough?"
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