It’s not that Carol is ineffective, but that the situation on her side is actually more complicated.
Different from the situation of the Queen of Angels, the dark elves were all ordered to shrink their defenses by Malajisi, and the whole clan was huddled in the imperial mausoleum.
Captain Marvel chases the king of the dark elves, but from time to time the cursed warriors of the dark elves emerge from hiding to attack. These bad elves also bring their swamp tigers, which are ferocious large winged cats.
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A flying tiger with bat-like wings is not a threat to Carol.
But cats are her favorite. When she saw the ferocious tiger, Carol looked a bit tomboyish in appearance but actually had a soft heart. She was a little reluctant to take action.
The big black tiger could fly and was so cute. It would be a pity to kill him.
So if a swamp tiger appeared, she would use her strength to knock it out. As a result, she would chase after the spicy chicken shreds, unable to form a coherent attack.
There are also those cursed warriors, all lunatics who are not afraid of death. They come close with black hole grenades and then self-destruct, which is also a problem.
"Wade, where did he go? It's time to work." Su Ming felt that Carol might need some help, so he turned around, looked behind him, and started calling his cousin to work.
He paid for it, so it's impossible not to let Wade do anything, right?
"Come, come, I'm here, hehe"
Deadpool's answer came from directly below. He was flying toward his cousin while holding up his trousers, and his two trouser pockets were bulging.
What else could he do? Of course he would just pick up money.
The fighting between the two sides caused a lot of gold hidden in the mausoleum to fall to the ground, and the Queen of Angels was obviously not the only greedy person present. Wade also had an extremely strong desire for money.
But the money he asks for is usually used to help those "poor women who still wear very little clothes and wander the streets at night", so maybe it can be said to be charity?
His cousin picked up some gold. Su Ming didn't bother to care about it. Anyway, it was only tens of thousands of dollars at most. He stretched out his hand and pointed to Carol:
"Go and help Captain Marvel wrap things up and stop playing hide and seek with Spicy Chicken. Where else can he go?"
"Oh, well, who calls you the employer? It's like I bought Sichuan chicken feet and received rock sugar duck feet. I don't want to take out the food from my intestines, so I just
I can admit it."
While taking out the small pistol given by his cousin, Wade started talking nonsense and winking in the direction of no one:
"But I still don't understand. Don't you have the lighter of the Ultimate Eraser? Why don't you just give it to Malekith?"
"Is the Ultimate Eraser so easy to use? What if Havenheim is also wiped out?" Su Ming took out the thing to show to his cousin, and pointed with another finger: "Look
Ah, even if it’s a lighter, it doesn’t even have a knob to adjust the fire power, just a trigger.”
Wade suddenly realized it. He patted his butt and pinched his nose again: "I understand, you are right not to use it, otherwise you will lose so much gold, it will be like trying to fall in love with a beautiful woman and then finding out
It’s like she has AIDS, which is really a pity.”
"But you are not afraid of AIDS at all. Your cancer cells prevent HIV from surviving in your body." Su Ming calmly put away the Ultimate Eraser and took out a bottle of liquor to drink.
The bitch Deadpool smiled slyly and squeezed the small white eyes of the mask:
"That's what I said. In fact, when I make friends, I never care whether she is sick or not, because no one is as sick as me, quack!"
He made a duck call and then flew away, wagging his butt happily in the air, probably because he felt very proud.
"Hee, my cousin is such an interesting person, he is always so optimistic." Harley obviously admires Wade, because although Deadpool is a little disgusting, he lives a very relaxed life. This is probably due to the frequent amnesia caused by brain cancer.
benefits brought by it.
"He has nothing to do with optimism. In fact, he is simply downright negative." Su Ming hugged Ha Li and continued to watch the show, pressing a kiss on her forehead: "Think about it, Tangdou, if it wasn't life or death.
Take a dim view, who would become a mercenary?"
Regardless of whether Deadpool is passive or active, there is no doubt about his combat effectiveness. The dark elves are not a particularly powerful race. They will hurt, bleed, and die if they are hit by bullets.
Wade, who seemed heartless, chose the right tactic. After he got off the field, he let the dark elves attack him, and then he defended and counterattacked.
For example, if a dark elf jumps out of the shadows and stabs Deadpool in the waist with a dagger, he will immediately jump up and use the old tree root move, then use his legs to clamp the opponent's waist, and then turn around and shoot.
Although the efficiency is a bit slow, considering that he was wearing a skirt and uniform that had been beaten to tatters before, and now more than half of his rotten flesh was exposed, the number of dark elves who could see him still holding back from vomiting was very rare.
Kill those who have not spit out and still have the ability to resist. Does Wade still need to deal with the other enemies who fall out of hiding with "rainbow" in their mouths?
Therefore, his tactical goal was achieved, which was to help Carol get rid of the miscellaneous soldiers who hindered her, including the Swamp Tiger.
There is no way, those large cats can be domesticated to fight, they obviously have their own brains, and they also have stomachs. As long as carbon-based creatures meet these two points, they cannot escape the influence of nausea.
Wherever Deadpool passed, the places that could barely be called roads in the ruins were quickly covered in all kinds of vomit, and now even Carol was somewhat affected.
But it doesn’t matter, because the spicy chicken shreds are also affected. According to the famous canyon theory of relativity, if both parties are weakened, it means that neither party is weak.
"This is to attract Deadpool for you! Ugh"
Carol punched the spicy chicken shreds again. She couldn't find an excuse to hit someone, so she made one up on the spot and retched at the same time.
The king of the dark elves was already suffering from extreme nausea. He had never seen such a disgusting creature as Deadpool, especially when this creature was wearing a tattered skirt and wings stained with sticky body fluids and vomit on its back.
After being punched in the chest by Carol, he finally vomited it out. While vomiting, he drew an arc in the air and fell directly from the island to the ground.
Just like that, when Carol chased him down and pushed him to the ground and punched him more than a dozen times, the dark elf, whose face was covered with vomit, still swallowed in the double pain of both mental and physical pain. Last breath.