"It's so bloody when it's beaten into pulp. People are so scared. Ever since I got married, I've been feeling sore in my back and legs. Maybe it's because my brain is overdrawn. I feel like I've forgotten something. Cousin, do you want me to do something?
Why don't you remind me?"
Deadpool was squirming but not moving, speaking in a strange tone of voice, while the thumb and index finger of his right hand began to rub together rapidly.
Yes, it takes money.
Because this time he has already worked, but his cousin hasn't even paid the deposit for the entire mission. In the mercenary business, even brothers have to settle accounts.
Deadpool doesn't have to abide by other mercenary rules. He can't kill his employer, he can't be merciful to women and children, he can't share information with others, etc. He doesn't care about these rules.
But when it comes to money, he insists on following the rules, and no matter how often brain cancer causes him to lose his memory, when it comes to money, his memory is unambiguous.
Money is not everything, but nothing is impossible without money. Living in human society, eating, drinking, and sleeping require money.
His daughter Ai Li wants to go to school, Xia Kaila wants to buy a bag, his ex-girlfriends occasionally have a romantic friendly match, his ex-wife still needs to pay alimony, Wade still has friends, and he goes out to eat and drink with a few girls.
Want money.
In fact, with his ability, he would not starve to death without money, but there are so many people trying to make money from him that there is nothing he can do about it.
As a good cousin, Su Ming also understood Wade's difficulties, so according to the rules, he first gave him 30% of the down payment, which was a check of 30,000 US dollars, plus 500 yuan in change, as he paid for the three witches.
Hard work fee.
After receiving the payment, Deadpool was like a massage stick full of electricity or some other obscene electric toy. He immediately became energetic and performed an aerial split for everyone on the spot, and danced to "Singin' in the Rain" while holding a gun.
, and just sang and danced towards the door.
Dracula was noncommittal about his performance. The vampire archduke threw the golden cup on the ground, lifted up his cloak with his backhand and transformed into a group of bats, quickly following behind.
"Inform the Nuvali people not to get close to the ice ball. Our affairs with the Celestials have nothing to do with them. Wanda, open the portal in three minutes and we will go to the North Pole of the planet."
After stubbing the cigarette and putting it away, Deathstroke's armor was finished. He exhaled and explained the next steps:
"We are not going to kill the Celestial Gods, but we need to do something to make the Creator call their leader, a leader who can mobilize the Celestial Destroyer."
The star Ceint was suspended above the white sand, seemingly much larger than ever before. It shone under the clouds, but looked like a chubby sheep shivering from the cold.
Regarding the extinction of alien species on the entire planet, Su Ming's heart was not disturbed at all. There was something fishy about their birth, so who told them to develop civilization in the graveyard of the Dark Gods?
Maybe their dark matter technology was also passed down by the Dark Gods.
Deadpool and True Ancestor took this trip mainly to test whether there was a group of gods monitoring the planet. After all, they were delayed for seven days on the road. Logically speaking, the creators should have arrived long ago.
But the answer is no, the gods are late.
Deadpool and the Archduke landed in the shadow of the planet and took a long circle on the white sand. Not to mention the Celestials, they didn't even see an ant.
"Hey, Your Majesty Fangs, what does it feel like to drink other people's blood? Are you vampires sucking blood similar to humans sucking jelly?" As soon as he was free, Deadpool's curiosity emerged, and he scratched it with his pistol.
Holding his butt, he asked Dracula beside him.
Whether Dracula is a Duke or the nominal supreme leader of the vampire clan, it is right to be called His Majesty.
"It depends on the situation. The blood of a virgin tastes like the milk I drank when I was a human. The blood of a married woman is slightly worse, it is like dry food with no nutrition. As for men, I don't drink it.
Yes, only juniors with no status and no education will be hungry and picky about food."
Because Deadpool is Deathstroke's cousin, Dracula also has a very good attitude towards him, and is very patient to say the least.
When answering questions, the Grand Duke also wore an elegant smile, as naturally as if he was recommending drinks to a friend.
Vampires certainly have patience. The thing they fear most in their endless lifespan is boredom. No matter how much nonsense Deadpool talks about, it is not a problem for a vampire.
If Deadpool can ask questions non-stop for a hundred years, then they can really answer boring questions for a hundred years.
However, this is only limited to high-level vampires. Low-level vampires themselves often fall into red mania. They will probably treat Deadpool as emergency food, without caring about how dirty or smelly he is.
Vampires can only live by drinking blood. This is a curse. They cannot eat any human food, not even drink alcohol. After all, no matter what kind of wine, it is made from grains and fruits.
"The Book of Darkness" is Sithorne's work. In order to live forever, the Atlantis Archmage Varna obtained a trading channel. Trading his soul for longevity was a trade. He lost the ability to eat regularly and was unable to appear in the sun.
, the pain caused by these weaknesses is the interest of the transaction.
Immortality is good, but with various restrictions, immortality quickly turned into torture. Even the ancestor Varna finally committed suicide in the sun, partly because he had had enough life, and partly because he was driven crazy.
Fortunately, Dracula is a ruthless man. As a second-generation vampire and a famous anti-Christ, he unexpectedly gained the ability to move in the sun by spitting and peeing on the cross. I don’t know if this is true.
Is God appearing, or is it some ancient prankster who wants to watch the fun?
But that was a long time ago. Anyway, over the years, there have only been a few famous Sunwalkers, Dracula, Van Helsing, who has an unclear relationship with the vampires, and Blade.
Ordinary vampires don't have the skills of a grand duke. As humankind's technology grows, the living space becomes smaller. For example, vampires in the United States often prey on homeless people at night to survive.
Dracula doesn't know how those guys taste, but their smell should be similar to that of Deadpool.
"So there is such a saying. Old guys, I've asked it for you. Hurry up and give away the promised gifts."
Dracula answered kindly, but Deadpool immediately turned his head in the direction of no one and spoke into the air. He didn't seem to care about the answer at all:
"Click here to follow me, and then I'll ask our Grand Duke if all Vampire women are particularly good at sucking. That's right, you know, hehe!"
Even after getting married, Deadpool is still the same Deadpool, without any change.
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