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4229 10,000 ways to die tragically

 I forgot which celebrity's famous quote said that there are two deaths in life, one is when the body loses its vitality, and the second is when it is forgotten by everyone.

It seems that death also views the problem in this way. In her eyes, it is not miserable to die without a whole body or to be skinned and eaten. The worst thing is to die alone in a dark corner in silence without anyone knowing.

Just like herself, she would always lie alone in the dark at the end of the vacation, waiting for her to pick her up.

"That's called desolation, what I want is tragic." Su Ming gestured, trying to let Death understand his consciousness: "It's the kind that others will find scary, scary, disgusting, any of these will do.

"

"Ah, that's it."

The white fingers of death were inserted between the black lips. She bit her nails and recalled:

"Yes, I remembered. I once took over the soul of a man who went to participate in a Civil War reenactment. He was blown away by an old-fashioned gunpowder explosion and burned all his skin. Then he fell into the feces of a makeshift toilet.

In the pool, he was choked to death, is this considered tragic?"

Death blinked. She felt that this method of death included war, horror elements, and was disgusting, all of which were in line with human standards.

"Well...it's miserable enough, but I want to choose a 'way to die' for myself. I can't act like being beaten into a manure pit and drowned." Su Ming shook his head repeatedly.

Don't expect death to come up with any good ideas, just do it yourself.

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The Cartographers are working silently, because the Molecule Man in this world has disappeared, and they have been sent to implement the second plan, which is to investigate the whereabouts of the bomb and manually destroy the universe if necessary.

They followed the procedure and there was nothing to say at all.

But at this moment, a "squeaking" sound came from the streets filled with building ruins and various garbage, and a homeless man without legs, lying on a wooden cart, appeared from the corner of the street.

He didn't seem to be clear-headed, or maybe he was high on drugs. When he saw the alien invaders that everyone was afraid of avoiding, he instead accelerated his hands on the ground and rushed over. There were even people under the vehicle transformed from a skateboard.

Sparks appeared, showing how excited he was.

Both cartographers tilted their heads, their arms turned into cannon muzzles, and entered a state of alert.

But they don't feel that this human being poses any threat to them. He is an incomplete disabled human being, and he is unarmed and only wears dirty clothes.

After a moment of calculation, the disabled man rushed to their feet, stretched out his arms to hug a metal thigh, the man raised his face to look at them, and said with tears in his eyes:

"I'm so hungry, please give me something to eat, you kind cosplayers."

"Leave immediately, we are beyond the gods, we are beyond everything, your world will be destroyed, it is irrefutable."

The cartographer issued a warning. The contact with low-level creatures obviously made them uncomfortable, and they immediately entered a fighting state.

"What did I do wrong? I just want to live, is this wrong?!"

The disabled homeless man became excited. He shook off his messy long hair, revealed his face to the sky, spun around a few times, looked up to the sky and roared.

"puff!"

The cartographer didn't even bother to use energy weapons. The arm of the robot that was hugged by his thigh turned into a sharp cone, and it stabbed the homeless man's head in one go, causing a bloody mist to explode.

............................

"Okay, the first short video is finished." When Su Ming appeared again, he had already returned to TVA. He was quite satisfied with his role as a human ccu homeless man: "This short trip back to the past has no effect.

If it causes a butterfly effect, we can withdraw."

"So you have a way to get into the videotape, that's really interesting." Death blinked and looked at Deathstroke cutely, she felt fresh.

This is just an image from the past in the Marvel Universe, a period of history.

Deathstroke was able to turn it into reality. Although the process was very short, it was also an amazing ability.

"This is not a method invented by me, but it comes from a kind-hearted person with a blue face. He gave me the tva." Su Ming smiled, pinched his face and reshaped it: "Whenever the peach blossoms are in bloom,

, I will always think of him, he used to like me very much."

"That's right, hee hee, then he must be a very good friend of yours, right?" Death smiled and nodded. This was the first time she saw Deathstroke's expression so moved.

It seems that the blue-faced man whom I have never met really has a good relationship with Deathstroke.

"Okay, let's not mention him anymore. Gin, let's pick another time and we're going to shoot the second short video." Su Ming smiled and looked at the reinforced wall not far away.

A large light on the ceiling far away: "This time I want to play an innocent delivery boy passing by the mapmaker."

Anyway, no matter what the performance is, it’s all CCU’s face.

Gin nodded, and she thoughtfully sent a barrel of mead to quench the thirst of her man and friends. She also took a glass of horn with her:

"This is an independent closed loop on a repeated timeline. The enemy you are going to deal with has time capabilities?"

"On the contrary, this time the enemy has no time ability at all, so it is easier to fool him." Su Ming is now in a soul state and cannot drink. The most he can do is smoke a cigarette and watch the smoke floating in his translucent body.

.

Only death accompanies her drinking gin, but as a manifestation of the concept, no matter how much wine she drinks, her face does not change at all, it is still as pale as a death.

"How many times do you need to repeat it?" Gin wiped his mouth with his wrist, threw the cup away boldly, and loosened two buttons of his shirt.

"The Transcendent Protoss' concept of time is linear and only develops in one direction, so I'm going to give him a time network as complex as a maze and make him go completely crazy. So, let's do it ten thousand times first.

."

Deathstroke thought for a while, then used the force to start drawing in mid-air, and added:

"Search our inventory to see if there are any people who choked to death in a manure pit or died in other tragic ways, and replace the heads of the protagonists in these videos with my current face. It should be possible with technical means, right?"

"With the help of the adjutant, we can definitely do it." Gin answered simply. She had never let her men down before.

"Very good, let's arrange it. The time of TVA is absolutely static relative to the outside world, so we can use the time with confidence." Su Ming reached out to Death and invited her to play at the second time point: "This time,

Do you want to play a role too?"

"Can I do it too? I actually don't have much acting experience." Death's little hand held the Ankh cross on her chest. She showed excitement and nervousness. This is an emotion that cannot be seen when she is doing her essential work.

But Su Ming just smiled and said: "Actually, each of us is acting when being observed. Everyone wears an invisible mask. You have experienced human life countless times, then you are already the most beautiful person."

A good actor."

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