In the dark and small environment, you can't see your fingers. You can only hear the sound of the stirring of moist things. A vague black figure is entrenched in the corner of the space, twitching and twisting. The rotting flesh and blood may not be seen.
That's the best situation.
"Quiet, Wade, and don't make too much noise while fishing."
Another voice came from the darkness, but the person who made the voice could not be seen at all. But what was certain was that the person who spoke did not blame his companion, because there was still a little smile in his words.
"I'm imitating a mouse, Zhizhi, don't you think this is what a mouse should do when eating pickles? This restaurant is really good, although it looks like an ordinary family restaurant on the surface, with red cabbage soup and Leba
If you don’t have enough food, you can get free refills. But there are white powder, heavy machine guns and flamethrowers hidden under the floor of the storage room. I like this style of being both civil and military.”
Deadpool stuffed two cucumbers in his mouth and spoke vaguely in imitation of a mammoth. The corners of his rotten mouth were still bursting with food, and blood was flowing under the half-lifted mask.
The owner of the shop was not in the shop at this time, so he probably went out to purchase goods at night. It is indeed not easy to be in the catering industry.
"This is the style of Gotham. Do you love it?" Zorn Batman asked with a smile, but his voice revealed some disappointment and regret: "Actually, this city shouldn't be like this. Bruce has made many choices.
They all have excessive benevolence and a sense of luck, and I am a more idealized version of him, so I should be able to do better than him."
"Oh, you mean, can you kill people? Man, let me tell you, in fact, I also wanted to be a gentle superhero at the beginning, like Spider-Man who does not kill people, but unfortunately, my living environment
Too bad, I dropped out of elementary school and went to Uganda to serve as a young soldier, and I had a bad role model like my cousin at home. After all, I still couldn't defeat the devil in my heart. He always told me that killing people is so exciting! It's so damn fast to make money by killing people.
Quack! Well, at least that’s what I thought until I found out that Nick Fury issued fake invoices.”
Deadpool winked in the direction where the bat probably existed and let out an owl-like laugh.
"No, my friend who smells funny, Batman doesn't kill people. This is the bottom line that Bruce and I share."
Zorn also laughed. He made a slapping sound on his belly in the dark, tried to discuss with Deadpool, a mental patient, and came up with an idea:
"But he can definitely let someone else from the Justice League come to Gotham to try to maintain law and order. Yes, Superman and Diana definitely don't fit the style here, but Green Arrow, he has no problem."
Although Oliver wears green and looks like he represents a youthful youth or an environmentalist, in fact he is no less dark than Batman.
Apart from anything else, even the Robins in the Bat-family are most likely no match for Green Arrow.
Living in the dark city of Star City, Oliver has a tragic past, a tangled current situation, a lot of money that he doesn't know where to spend, and an ex-wife who is as playful as Catwoman.
Together, these are sufficient conditions to drive people crazy. Compared to Batman, Green Arrow seems to just lack the one person who can make him crazy.
"Well, how should I put it, I don't think he can do it."
Deadpool swallowed a piece of pickled cucumber in his mouth, and made a rumbling sound in his throat. A small bulge could be seen sliding across his neck:
"He doesn't have your anger, your hatred, your ass, and your handsome face. To be honest, the face you and Bruce share is really nice. If I were a gay, I would have jumped on you by now.
Already."
As an archer, Green Arrow has strong melee capabilities, but he takes a more agile route, and his muscle level is at the level of an ordinary athlete. You know, Batman looks about as strong as Superman.
Appearance? Batman has the ultimate physical fitness of a human being, and also has the most handsome appearance. Oliver is also a bit inferior in this aspect. His mustache looks a bit old, and there is too little flesh on his cheeks. Compared with him,
Young women prefer the Harr one.
Now this world is a world based on looks, and Deadpool can feel this deeply.
"Haha, thank you for the compliment." Zorn touched his cheek in the dark, especially the soft touch of his butt and chin like a cat's pad: "But be prepared now, my brother's eyes have been linked to Batwoman
Kate's yacht computer has detected the flow of hell's magic, and Doomsday Blues is most likely coming here."
"Wait a minute, I heard from the audience that your brother's eye system was cracked by a Mexican hacker before?" Deadpool threw the two half-eaten pickles on the ground and pulled out his two swords.
He hasn't hacked DC's magician yet, and he doesn't know how effective carbon nanosteel is, but he still has to be careful about hackers when using a computer, just like you must wear a mask when going out to play.
"What do you think I did in the Batcave before?" Batman's voice faded away, and he seemed to be walking behind Deadpool: "I have fixed the loopholes before I went to the streets to find you."
"So that's it. You are so awesome. If my computer at home breaks down next time, I will ask you to repair it." Deadpool pulled down his mask and scratched his butt: "You said we would catch it soon
For doomsday blues, how about hanging him upside down in a barrel first? How about betting on how much he can drink?"
Deadpool showed a crooked smile like an urban god of war, and came up with a good idea, which was to drown the drunkard in a barrel. If you think about it carefully, it seems to be a kind of Maupassant-style irony.
The artistic sense and depth of thinking of the story are immediately strengthened. Now the film should be a big hit, rated NC17, and win an Oscar, right?
You will also gain a lot of popularity and become super! Super! Strong!
However, Batman didn't respond. He disappeared without a sound, as if he had never appeared here and everything just now was just Deadpool's hallucination.
"Batman? Bah! Bat?"
Deadpool still wanted to chat with him, making teasing noises like he was calling a stray dog, but obviously, neither the previous Batman nor the current Zorro replica liked to say goodbye before leaving.
"I knew this would happen, old guys, but this is good news. Let me test how crazy this Batman is and whether it is possible to transform into the Laughing Bat."
Deadpool suddenly lowered his voice and whispered into the air next to him like a thief:
"My conclusion is that it is impossible for him to turn into a maniac, because compared to that guy with a white face and rotten teeth, Zorn's character is more like my cousin. Have you guys noticed? Both of them wear clothes.
Those who don’t wear underwear in uniform, well, it’s really unhygienic when I think about it.”
As he spoke, he pulled out a piece of dead skin with rotten flesh from his buttocks, put it under his nose and smelled it, and then threw it away after making sure that the police dog would not track it.
After doing this, two suspicious pink spots appeared on his masked face, which seemed to be both shy and comfortable.