Tens of seconds later, Deadpool carried Doomsday Blues’ head and his own head, and walked out of the restaurant in a yangko twist.
Acid rain fell on his body, and the bitch sprayed out a cloud of blood mist from the broken part of his trachea. Apparently the irritating acid was good for his rotten skin.
The Thorns Counter-Injury Spell is a great spell, and as a blessing spell, once it is released, it will be effective for a long time and has nothing to do with the state of the magician when he is attacked. It can be regarded as a passive effect.
When Deadpool chopped off Doomsday Blues' head, his own head also fell off due to the magic's rebound damage.
But people are different. Some people really won’t die if they lose their heads. For example, Dracula is the same as Deadpool. Super self-healing is not a joke, but is most useful in actual combat.
One of the superpowers.
All in all, I didn't put in much effort, I didn't even say much, I just got the head with a little repair.
Being able to go to his cousin to exchange for one hundred thousand dollars, Deadpool was a little excited. He happily danced Singin' in the Rain on the roadside and kicked the water on the road everywhere with his boots.
But because of brain cancer, he couldn't quite remember the original lyrics of "Singin' in the Rain", so he sang the two-person version of "Back to My Mother's Home". When he sang "a chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right hand",
He would also raise his hands and shake the two heads in his hands.
"That's enough, Deadpool, it's your turn."
Batman appeared behind Deadpool like a ghost. No one knew how he appeared, just like no one knew where he went just now.
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Deadpool didn't seem to hear him. He was still treading water on the roadside and dancing tap dance.
"You know what I need you to do. Pretending to be deaf may work for Deathstroke, but it doesn't work for me." Batman held down Deadpool's shoulders, snatched the rotten head from his hands, and pressed back the broken neck.
Above: "Take Doomsday Blues' brain and go find Deathstroke and let him see the intelligence in the mind of our most evasive enemy."
"Oh, so you didn't bring me out to eat at all."
Deadpool pouted his mouth, twisted his body left and right a few times, gently leaned on the bat's broad shoulders, stood up on tiptoes and whispered softly:
"You take me with you just for now. You know that I can return to my cousin immediately. With this dead head, you want to get rid of me who is the most threatening to you, and get rid of my cousin who is the most trusted and most trusted person."
My love, Batman, what is your plan?"
"Do you think Deathstroke didn't expect that I would use you? The fact that your team is staying here means that I can use you as much as you like. Of course, it is paid. I understand the rules of mercenaries."
Zorn patted Deadpool on the back, smiled, took out a gold bar from the Bat belt, and waved it in front of Wade's eyes:
"We are a team, don't worry about what bad things I want to do by sending you away. This is my Gotham, my earth, and it is our common wish to keep it. Remember this. In addition, if I am not wrong,
, now Deathstroke must have contacted someone he really trusts to spy on me, just tell me, do you want the money or not?"
When Deadpool saw the gold bar, his eyes turned into golden '$' symbols.
As fast as lightning, he stretched out his hand to accept the gold bar, put it into his mouth skillfully and bit it, chipping a few teeth that were already weak. After confirming that it was real gold, he immediately stuffed it into his trouser pocket and bent his back.
, said in a flattering tone:
"Okay boss, I'm going to show my head to my cousin. Do you need to write a greeting card and put it in the express box?"
"Haha, I like your jokes, amigo, go and come back quickly, I'll be here waiting for you to eat."
After saying that, Bat let go of his hand on Deadpool's shoulder, jumped back suddenly, and he disappeared into the darkness, as if he had never been here before.
"Five leaders, six sixty-six, eight horses."
When Deadpool returned to his cousin, Su Ming was eating and drinking.
To be more precise, he was pouring wine into a strong man with long golden hair.
I looked over suddenly and thought it was Thor. Then I took a closer look at the face and realized, oh, isn't this several times more handsome than Thor?
But Deadpool sighed, "What's the use of being handsome? Now that I'm out and about, I rely on my brain. You can tell at a glance that this strong man's brain is not as good as Thor's. Will normal people drink with the symbiote host? Alcohol enters
In the symbiote's body, it is directly converted into energy, right?
You must know that my cousin drank up Thor and Loki brothers, plus the Three Warriors and Sif by himself back then. Considering the Asa protoss's ability to drink, they all drank directly from the barrel.
At least Deadpool has never seen Deathstroke drunk, he is always sober and always likes to manipulate others when they are confused.
"Hey, you lost, drink!" Death Knell put a bowl of sea food into the golden-haired man's hand, held the bottom of the bowl and poured it into the other man's mouth: "The feelings are shallow, lick them, the feelings are deep, one mouthful is boring, Igre
Si, you are a person who knows the current affairs, we really hit it off and we are going to do it."
"vomit"
The leader of the Eternals retched, not because he drank too much. After all, the Eternals dared to call themselves gods to humans in ancient times, so their physical fitness was not bad.
The reason why he retched was purely because of the smell of Deadpool and the head he was holding in his hand.
Igris has seen a lot of dead people. After all, his lifespan is considered to be well-informed, but he has never seen anyone die so miserably.
The face of the human head was pitted and pitted, as if it had been gnawed by ants, and the neck was not even at all. A white rope-like thing was hanging on the ground, maybe it was the spinal cord? It was dripping wetly.
Su Ming sighed, put down the ocean bowl, and glanced at Wade angrily:
"Can't you just take a look at the atmosphere? I'm having a drink with a new friend here. Why don't you just bring me a bloody head? Can't you just wash it and steam it before bringing it back?"
"Ahem, cousin, is your new friend an Amazon cannibal?" Wade nervously came to the table, looked at the roast duck and other dishes, and swallowed: "Why don't you and him take this?
Eat on your head while I serve some dishes that normal people should eat?"
"Wanda, remove the smell from Wade, and put a mosaic on his face." Su Ming thought for a while, her cousin went to do errands for her during the honeymoon, and it would be too much if she didn't even give him a meal.
So heartless.
But I didn’t want to sit with a rotten and smelly mixture of human-shaped avocado and shit, so I had no choice but to use chaos magic.
Wanda was also unambiguous. She just took a bite of the spring pancake in her hand, and before she could swallow the roast duck in her mouth, she muttered:
"No more stench."
Suddenly, the stench on Deadpool's body disappeared, and even the smell that a human should have was gone. He became a tasteless person.
Then, Wanda glanced at him with disgust, then waved her hand, and a mosaic-like space floated in the air, covering Deadpool's face.
This time it was much better. Deadpool could serve the table without wearing a mask. He happily sat down next to Thanos and rubbed the Mad Titan’s washboard-like bumpy chin affectionately:
"Eh? Xiao Mie Mie, everyone else is eating, why don't you eat? Don't you know how to make burritos? I'll make one for you."
As he spoke, Wade took off his gloves. I don’t know if he was too excited and made his movements a bit violent. He also took off the skin and flesh on his hands like gloves, and the wet and sticky pieces were
The leather fell onto Thanos' crotch with a 'snap' sound.