The big ax made a dull sound when it came into contact with the frozen soil, which made Loki almost fall asleep.
Thor dug the ground with his warbird, Sif wiped his sweat from time to time, and Frigga looked at them with a smile on her face, which made Loki feel like a superfluous person. She had nothing to do but whistle and look around.
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It is said that this place is really a barren land, not even a hair on it.
"Um?"
Loki suddenly made a confused sound from his nostrils. Just now, she was thinking that it would be great if there was a hair. It could be considered a clue and she could figure out Deathstroke's plan.
Then she really saw a hair, right on the snow in front of her.
It was a black curly hair, not long, about ten centimeters, but too thick for human hair, more like orangutan or buffalo hair.
But this is not the key. The key is that she remembers clearly that there was definitely no such hair in this position three seconds ago.
Not to mention it was blown by the heavy snowstorm, it was fixed on the snow and very strong.
Loki lifted her skirt and squatted down sideways. Like a child playing with ants, she reached out and poked the hair with her nails.
It looks like hair and feels like hair, so it’s really a hair, not something painted on, which is interesting.
Who dropped the clue in front of me? Or should I say
"Mother, I have discovered something." Loki rolled his eyes, picked up the hair, and returned to Frigga with jumping steps, displaying it like a treasure: "Look at this, is it possible for us to do it before?
Left behind by the creature he was following?"
"Oh, child, ask your brother. When you go hunting, men should have the final say." Frigga smiled and touched Loki's hair. Of course, even though Loki now looked like a woman, she still
The child came to see it as a son.
It's just that the eldest child in the family should be in charge. This is Asgard's custom.
"Okay, mother, let my dear brother take a look, hehe."
And what she said was naturally what Loki expected. The God of Deception pinched the hair and quickly came to Thor.
Without speaking, Thor naturally heard the exchange between her and her mother, and was waiting eagerly and curiously.
"Yes, Thor, look at what kind of creature's hair this is, and then lead us to catch it." Sif put her fists on her chin with both hands, looking expectant. She liked to see Thor's wise and mighty appearance.
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Thor does not love Sif, he loves Jane Foster, but being looked at by the beautiful woman with admiring eyes inevitably makes him feel a little proud, so he also wants to show off his hunting skills:
"Ahem, let me take a look, miamiamia"
After that, he took the hair from Loki's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, licked it with his tongue a few times, tried to taste the taste, and made a smacking sound.
This is not nonsense, but an empirical technique for judging the types of creatures, which all experienced hunters know to some extent.
For example, wild ducks have a hydrophobic layer on their feathers, so when doing this, the feathers will not be stained with saliva and will stay dry after being taken out.
In the same way, some carnivores can also be judged in this way, such as tigers and leopards. They like to lick their fur after eating meat, so their hair will contain the smell of blood and grease.
Creatures such as wild boars and bison have an earthy smell in their hair because they like to roll in mud puddles.
The body structure of the Aesir is very similar to that of humans, and their sense of smell is not as sharp as their sense of taste, so Thor tastes with his mouth.
Of course, in Loki's opinion, there was no need, because everyone already knew that the target of tracking was a humanoid creature, and the footprints were still there. Instead of tasting the hair, it was better to find a laboratory and run a chromatogram.
But Thor just has no brains, and Loki knew this would happen.
"Ugh." Loki took a step back with his teeth bared, and said to Sif with a look of disgust on his face: "Look, my brother has lived on earth for so many years, and he still doesn't care about hygiene. He's really dirty."
"No, I don't think so." Sif blushed as she looked at Thor swallowing the black hair and his serious face facing the wind and snow, and she covered her hot face.
: "I think Thor is too reliable, and that's what a man in charge should be."
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Loki showed a black question mark face. Well, she had already begun to wonder, did Odin give Sif any medicine in the past?
What's so good about Thor, his brown bear-like brother? Does Sif fancy him because he's stupid? Or because he doesn't take a shower?
He wanted to separate Sif and Thor, not to save this stupid woman, but to let Thor and Dr. Foster, a human woman, be together. Then he could see his mother getting furious and then kick Thor out.
Family, severing the relationship between mother and child, expelling the Aesir clan genealogy, and a series of exciting events!
At that time, I can appear in front of the lonely Thor, watch his jokes, and then let him beg me, hahahaha!
But Xifu is now looking at herself as a self-defense, and it's a bit difficult to give her away for free.
To be honest, although Loki has played pranks on Sif since she was a child, such as cutting off her hair, or stealing her toys, etc., her understanding of Sif is still objective.
That is to say, Sif is indeed strong and beautiful, at least ten times better than the human woman Dr. Foster.
Even though her original blond hair was stolen by her and her current black hair is an implanted wig made by dwarves, it still does not damage her beauty.
As a mixed-race child, Sif has the bravery of the Aesir and the softness of the Vanir. Judging from Loki's understanding of his brother Thor, if Sif sneaks into Thor's bed one night, he will definitely be angry.
Can't resist temptation.
Don't doubt this possibility. A woman from the Aesir tribe can really do it. Even if Sif knocks Thor out with a battering ram and drags him into a cave, it's possible.
'We have to think of a way.'
Looking at his brother who was still licking his fur, Loki narrowed his eyes.
But how can a good solution be so easy to come up with?
I don’t know how many times I have tried it in the past. For example, I created an illusion for Sif to make her misunderstand that Thor eats cow dung. For example, I gave Thor a human beauty to enjoy, and I took Sif to eavesdrop on the wall. For example, I stole it.
Put other people's weapons under Thor's bed and let Sif find them; for example
Recalling this, Loki realized that he had tried various methods hundreds of times. If it had been anyone else, he would have been beaten to death long ago, but Sif was still deeply in love with Thor no matter what she did, so there was no way.
'Tsk, if only Thor were a woman.'
Loki scratched her head, thinking that if Thor turned into a woman, it would be useless even if Sif was happy in every possible way.
"No! Thor, you!"
At this time Frigga suddenly exclaimed. Loki thought his mother was in danger and was worried for a moment. But the next second, he found that his mother and Sif were both looking at Thor with shocked faces.
It turns out that at some point, Thor turned into a blonde beauty with a graceful figure and a curvy figure. She still had the so-called pure lust Internet celebrity face on Earth, but the black hair sprouting from her mouth affected her a little bit.