"Hey, fellows, my anus suddenly tightened just now, and I had a bad premonition welling up in my rectum. It seemed like something wrong had happened."
Deadpool, who was eating steak in a nightclub in Gotham, shuddered and dropped the ketchup bottle in his hand. He turned to look at the empty box and muttered:
"As a powerful mercenary, I have been through life and death countless times. My intuition is very sharp. Even Peter's spider sense is not as good as my chrysanthemum sense. Why do you say that? Because chrysanthemums can be used to poop, and
If the spider sense doesn’t work, then it loses in terms of functionality, quack!”
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It seemed that someone in the non-existent audience said something. Deadpool tilted his head and listened for a while, showing a shocked expression.
He secretly glanced at Batman who was not far away. At this time, Bat was hugging Two-Face and talking and laughing. The latter had an expression on his face that he had seen a ghost. It was obvious that he was not adapting to the changes in Batman. His reaction
Very funny.
This is a nightclub run by Double-Face. After all, Wade wants to eat, and there are no restaurants open in the middle of the night. Bat can only take him to an old friend's nightclub.
In Gotham, as long as you have money, you can get anything you want. Not to mention eating in nightclubs, you can even eat people.
"What? You all say it has more uses? Hey, you know too much, don't you? We can't talk about those tricks here. After all, minors are particularly easy to learn bad things. If they know that the A hole can also be used
It's not good to be a launcher for fireworks, especially the continuous recoil when the fireworks are launched. Hey, have you ever done it? Next time during the New Year, I want to try LAW
Rocket launcher.”
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"What? Superman has been killed? Wait a minute, old man, aren't you kidding?" Deadpool seemed to have seen some new barrage, his expression became serious, and his rotten face was swollen because the skin was too tight.
Pus comes out: "And the enemy's ability makes his family forget his existence? Is it so evil?"
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After wiping his face, Wade nodded and affirmed: "Yes, I'll just ask Batman about this. Maybe he will react too."
After that, he looked longingly at the bat not far away, and Zorn's intuition was very keen. When he felt the burning gaze, he felt as if he felt third-degree burns on his back, and immediately turned his head to face Deadpool.
Eyes caught.
"Thanks, Harvey, it's okay if I don't know the news about 'Blank'. Thank you for the midnight snack. Can I pay you after I take off my uniform during the day tomorrow? Don't look at me like that. I know you know my truth."
Identity is the unspoken rule of Gotham. Everyone knows who Batman is, but they won't say it out loud. It's quite fun. Let's just keep it that way. You go and do business in the store first. I have something to do here.
"
Batman slapped Two-Face on the butt and joked with his old friend with a smile, but the latter took a breath and quickly took out a coin and tossed it once, muttering to himself in a low voice.
"Heads means I'm dreaming, tails means I didn't wake up!" The coin was bounced high by the thumb, spinning back into Two-Face's hand. He glanced down, nodded in relief, and walked away with a strange smile:
"It turns out I'm sleepwalking, hehe, hehehe."
Seeing that his old friend was so frightened that he was mentally disturbed, Batman shook his head helplessly, but he did not explain anything further. Instead, he returned to the booth box, sat with his legs crossed next to Deadpool, and
Deathstroke's cousin hooked up:
"It seems that my friends all suspect that I have turned into the Laughing Bat. Alas, it's obviously not like that at all. I'm much better than that perverted lunatic. Forget it, never mind, what's wrong with me? Two steaks are not enough
Do you want to eat? Would you like to try their macaroni and seafood stew? The local seafood in Gotham is very hygienic and tastes like a chemical smell of disinfectant. I highly recommend it, haha."
Bruce would never eat Gotham seafood, but Zorn thought the taste was interesting.
As long as a person lives, he always has to try anything. Even if it is diarrhea or genetic mutation, it is evidence that a person is alive.
This is very important to Zorn, whose life is very limited.
"Well, let's talk about eating chemical waste later. Bat buddy, I have a very serious question to ask you." Deadpool did not smile, and in order to show his seriousness, he spit out all the meat he had chewed in his mouth.
Because of oral cancer, he always loses his teeth, so it is always difficult to chew food: "Do you remember Superman?"
After saying that, he stared nervously at Batman's butt and chin, as if he could tell whether Batman was lying or joking from there.
This is Deadpool's special thinking logic, because he heard that people who lie have longer noses, so when the nose pushes away the skin on the face, the groove between the buttocks and chin should be flattened, right?
"Who?" Batman blinked and touched Deadpool's thigh with a smile. He touched the sticky blood through his pants and wiped it under the table without caring: "I know Supergirl, Superboy,
Superboy, Superboy-Prime, Red Son, Superboy, Ultimate Man, Bizarro, Robot Superman, Thinking Superman, there are probably hundreds of people with the word 'Superman' in their code names, but just the word Superman? Never.
heard about it."
"Hiss, even you are affected." Deadpool inhaled sharply from his nostrils, and then swallowed a large mouthful of saliva, phlegm, or snot: "Even you have forgotten Superman, this is troublesome
, is it like he has never appeared before? This is equivalent to clearing his popularity. He is really dead. There will no longer be a chance to fake corpses from the grave. Wait, it’s not necessarily true. Let’s try to associate it.
Who are the seven leaders of France, Batman, and the Justice League?"
"Are you talking about the so-called Big Seven? In fact, I don't agree with this kind of evaluation from the outside world, because everyone in the Justice League should be equal." Zorn seemed to realize something, and he lowered his crossed legs with an expression on his face.
He also became more serious: "But since you asked, I will try to tell you, I am Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Martian Manhunter."
After saying that, he raised his hand and motioned for Deadpool to evaluate whether he really missed someone.
However, Deadpool's response was to raise a finger to signal Batman to wait. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket with his other hand, quickly dialed the number and put it to his ear. After the other party connected, he immediately started firing like a barrage of fire.
Pan said:
"Hello, is this Big Belly Mercenary Insurance Company? I am your client Wade Wilson. I would like to inquire about my personal accident insurance if I disappear and none of you remember my existence.
Is the policy still valid? Is there any kind of project that can be insured even if I don't exist? No, this is not a prank, hello? Hello?. Fake! Hang up my phone, I will blow up your company when I get back.