Standing on the edge of the flying carpet and looking down, watching Thanos' huge figure being swallowed by the black sea, Deadpool took out a sign from his trouser pocket, scored a diving score of 3.4 points, and chattered at the same time:
"He actually wants to do the classic part of Titanic with me, the part where "you dance and I dance too". Do you think I really should jump? He thinks very well. He wants to do it with me.
A pair of desperate mandarin ducks playing in the water, but I haven't agreed to accept his love yet."
"vomit"
Man-Bat was about to fly over to communicate with Deadpool and ask why the big guy jumped without consulting everyone. Then he heard Deadpool's "talking to himself," and something suddenly appeared in his smart mind.
In the loving scene of these two people cuddling together, they couldn't help but vomited yellow water in the end, probably because of stomach acid.
Fortunately, he reached out and grabbed the edge of the flying carpet at the critical moment. He did not fall directly into the sea, but hung under the flying carpet and vomited. The reaction force actually pushed the flying carpet to the side and drifted a certain distance.
Deadpool didn't waste any time, and immediately took out a pen and drew a vertical line on the edge of the flying carpet, marking it as "the place where Thanos fell into the water," and staged an authentic wave of carving a boat and seeking a sword.
"Wow, man, you ejaculate very powerfully. Doesn't it mean that in the DC universe, as long as you hook up with bats, there is no need to talk about science?"
After finishing writing, Deadpool stretched out his hand to pull the man-bat up, and asked him to lie down. He put the bat's head on his lap and gently stroked the brown hair like a cat.
"Giggle!"
However, the result of close contact with Deadpool was that Man-Bat made a sound as if it was stuck in phlegm in his throat. He stretched out his hand to grab something, but there was really nothing to grab around, so the hand fell.
When he got down, his head tilted and he went into shock.
This time I no longer vomited yellow water, but a lot of foam like washing powder came out of my mouth.
"Really, yellow is mixed with white, right? If you can't drink, don't drink like that." Deadpool pushed away the man-bat's head and tried to touch his own head to make sure that the cervical vertebrae had grown out, and then he stood up
, began to do radio gymnastics on the flying carpet, and while doing it, he said: "That energetic guy in red over there, come and see this Bat-Orc? He seems to be drunk. You Justice League Dark people get motion sickness when they go out in the field.
?
The dead man did not dare to look at Deadpool's face. He lowered his head and came over. He first checked the dead man's carotid arteries. After confirming that he was alive and well, he replied with evasive eyes:
"I don't know. Don't ask me. I'm just a ghost. Your friend has been jumping down for a while. Are you sure you don't want to follow him?"
"Didn't you see me doing exercises?" Deadpool had just finished stretching and started chest expansion exercises: "Did you never go to school before? Did the teacher teach you to warm up as much as possible before swimming?
, otherwise it will be very easy to get cramps when entering the water, which is very dangerous. "
Wade is not a person who likes to follow rules. When he usually goes to the beach to swim, he always chooses areas with "no swimming or "shark infested" signs. Don't ask why, he is just so rebellious!
Now that the dead man is urging him to get into the water, he is not in a hurry. He even wants to chat for a while. After all, moving his tongue is a kind of warm-up.
"I did not go to school. My parents were both alcoholics and drug addicts. In addition to beating me, they also used me as a sex toy. I ran away from home when I was seven years old and wandered around the world until I died."
Brand calmly talked about his experiences during his lifetime. He was actually very young when he died.
"Your origin story is indeed quite dark, man, but it's still a little worse than mine." Deadpool put on his hood and raised a crooked war-god smile on his lips: "I don't even know who my parents are."
You know, at least you still have someone to hate, so I still win, but look at me, I am still smiling every day.
"This is not a competition..." The dead man finally dared to raise his head. Sure enough, after Wade put on the mask, his lethality was much less, and the weird and disgusting feeling was much lessened.
"Why are you so serious? Ahem, bah.
"Wade began to imitate the clown's voice. Of course, because of throat cancer, the imitation didn't look like it at all. He lifted up his mask and spit on the sea: "Of course this is a competition, everything can be a competition, man.
We are already living in a perverted era of severe involution."
As he said that, Wade looked at the dead man's outfit again. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the tights with large lapels were very gay.
Sensing something was wrong with his perverted gaze, he turned his body guiltily and forcibly changed the subject:
"Hurry down and find the purple-skinned brother. I'll stay here and watch the flying carpet and the man-bat. The crisis has struck again. The fate of the earth and mankind rests on our shoulders."
"Don't rush me, you vigilantes, no one pays you for your work, how come you are more active than the other, and each of you can talk more and talk about a lot of truths than the other, do you want to get into graduate school?" Damn it?
The waiter stopped his jumping movement speechlessly. He bucked his buttocks and prepared to enter the water: "By the way, old guys, do you think I should call it 'actor going into the sea' when I jump like this? You usually like to have a certain amount of water."
Or ***?"
"..."The non-existent audience seems to have said something...
"TF, who said just now that he likes watching people and nature? Octopus and sea cucumber? Seriously. Oh, I remember, I tried it, and it really works.
Deadpool was obviously satisfied that he had reached a consensus with the veterans. He nodded, raised his hand to pinch his nose, and then took a step away from the flying carpet.
His diving movements are much more standard. Compared with Thanos' "big" water splash, the sole of his feet entering the water only made a small splash, which was fleeting on the black sea. It was not even as good as it is now.
The reflection of the dim moon is conspicuous.
The waves swayed, and the fine waves were like silver scales, but Deadpool's curse words still came from the dark sea:
"Fake! He jumped on the phlegm he just spit out and the bat's vomit. This noodle got into my nostrils!"