"Don't worry, you can see it's not moving anymore. This is a good opportunity to generate income, hehe. Guys, look what I found? A wild meat egg. It seems that the protein content is six times that of beef. Remove it.
The head...well, it has no head. Anyway, if everyone wants to give away gifts, then I will try the taste of this meatball for everyone today!"
An exaggerated smile was outlined under Deadpool's mask. After thinking about it, he put a pair of knives on his back so that he could use one hand to clasp the dead skin on his butt. Then he turned to the direction of the deserted person and changed.
Like magic, he took out a pair of Allegro from his pants and started playing on the spot:
"The business of live broadcasting is to see something fresh, and there are also cover and signs, gold signs, silver signs, hanging out inside and out. The boss makes money and I drink the soup. You keep getting rich and I take advantage of it. When you come here and you are still empty-handed, you have to give me money.
Just go..."
The pink ball seemed to be stunned. It stopped in place and stopped moving, but in the darkness, its whole body was emitting an unknown dim white light, like gray smoke.
"Let's go!"
Unable to bear it anymore, Su Ming kicked his cousin in the direction of the pink ball. It was okay for him to go crazy here, but instead of doing business, he actually sang "Lotus Falls" to beg for food. This is too crazy.
.
Mercenaries rely on their killing skills to make a living, and they should be different from beggars.
"ah!"
The bitch let out a long cry, and there was no sense of pain, but the tail end of his cry was very long, followed by a 'Puch' sound.
The spherical creature didn't react at all. Instead, it was like a balloon filled with water. It burst under Deadpool's body, spurting out a lot of gray viscous liquid.
But even so, these liquids don't have any smell. Just looking disgusting does not make people feel uncomfortable in all aspects.
At least compared to Deadpool himself, it feels much cleaner.
"Strange, this is not corrosive body fluid..." Deadpool got up, dug a piece of gray slime on his chest with his fingers, stuffed it into his mouth with his backhand, and fiddled with it as if gargling.
After a few times, he simply swallowed it and said the second half of the sentence: "And it's not poisonous, and it's even a little delicious. The taste is a bit like black sesame lake."
"Does it smell?" Su Ming asked the question that everyone was concerned about. The girls were all staring at Deadpool at this time, and they must be curious about this.
"Well, not really." Wade touched his body, especially his crotch area, because gray mucus was flowing there: "I don't know if it's because my oral cancer can't taste it, or because it doesn't have the taste itself.
Taste, cousin, how about you order some?"
Why does Deadpool like to eat burritos? Mainly because of the chili sauce in them. Because of cancer, his tongue often molts and his taste cells are destroyed, and only spicy taste is what he can enjoy, because that
It's actually a feeling of pain.
Let Su Ming eat this gray lake? Let's forget it, but I can have a bite of strangulation.
A thin tentacle reached out to the mucus on the ground, sucked it like a straw, and then some information entered the host's mind.
This thing has no nutrients, which means it contains no energy, and it really has no taste. It tastes like Sesame Lake, but it tastes like pure water.
"There seems to be something wrong..." Su Ming lowered his head and looked at the display screen on the water detector. At this time, another bright spot appeared, approaching everyone's current position at high speed, he thought thoughtfully.
After a moment, another pink ball appeared in the field of vision. This time, Deadpool didn't have to kick it, he ran over and jumped.
The new ball exploded again, and another large pool of gray slime burst out.
Deathstroke didn't speak. He just looked at the display screen silently. At this time, another bright spot appeared...
"We seem to have been dragged into the time loop unknowingly." He said this, looking at everyone who was still a little confused: "To put it simply, this meat ball can be reborn infinitely, and we will inevitably be reincarnated.
Waiting for it here, it will be a bit troublesome now."
"So have we become Dormammu? And this meat ball is Strange from Earth-199999? Is it here to negotiate terms?" Wade instantly thought of this and was a little speechless, because he was
I know the joke, but I don’t want to spend my whole life chopping meatballs.
Every time a meat ball is killed, a new one will come out, and now everyone is probably unable to leave this underground cave. This seems to be a trap, and the entire cube is the space where everyone is imprisoned.
That is to say, this meat ball cannot speak, otherwise if it had words, it would be more like it.
"Professor? What do you think?" Hermione simply patted the cloak and let it fall to the ground. She stood next to the teacher with her wand: "Otherwise, let me try it next round. The killing curse may be effective on it.
Effective, kill it completely."
"Then try, Wade, get out of the way." Deathstroke followed suit, and at the same time looked at the other people behind him: "If any of you want to try, you can try. This meat ball doesn't seem to have any other attack capabilities.
It’s used to trap people like us.”
"No need, you can just come." Amber felt that it was an eye-opener. She was a little confused now and had to continue thinking.
The same goes for Ms. Dru Yin. Although she doesn't support killing animals very much, this meat ball doesn't look like a living thing. It's a pity that she doesn't have that kind of particularly powerful killer, so she doesn't join in the fun.
Just as she was talking, another meat ball appeared at the entrance of the passage. The witch was not polite at all. She raised her hand and said Avada Kedavra.
The green light hit the opponent, and the meat ball exploded on the spot. Seeing this scene, Hermione shook her head secretly, because she guessed that it probably failed.
The target hit by the death curse should fall down straight and pass away with a complete body. The exploding flesh ball can only show that it has not gotten out of the cycle created by the opponent.
"How about we try to evacuate?" She asked Deathstroke. If she didn't want to fight, it would be okay to leave, right?
"If it were the beginning, maybe, but it's too late now." Su Ming pointed to his cousin who was covered with mortar, took out a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking in the dark: "This kind of bodily fluid is
Some kind of mark, it's part of the body of the meat ball. Now it's useless to run away invisibly, unless Wade is left here."
"Then let's go." Deadpool suddenly turned around to face the deep tunnel, leaving only a majestic back to everyone. He turned his face sideways and said coolly: "Iron warriors like me have long been on the battlefield.
I knew I was going to encounter this fate on the first day, so hurry up and let me show you the back. By the way, cousin, those things you burned for Emperor Weishan in the past, you will also burn for me during Qingming Festival and Double Ninth Festival."
However, Su Ming did not accept this trick. He rolled his eyes and said, "Before preparing to play the scene of Kang Di's death, you should try to see if your teleportation belt can be used. I think if it can be used, it will be very useful."