The breeze blows through the hills, bringing the smell of plants and loess, and of course the salty smell of the sea. The unpolluted Gotham City is still a town today, and it looks particularly peaceful and beautiful.
"It can't be fixed, take it back." Batman threw the belt back to Deadpool, his face still expressionless, but his eyes were looking at the sea, as if he was admiring something that others could not see.
"Normally, although this thing looks simple, it still has some technical content. After all, it is high-tech in the 31st century. We are all missing a thousand years of knowledge base."
Wade in turn comforted Batman, but his hand touched the bat's butt by the way, and his face under the mask showed a lewd expression. Just before Diana was about to stop him, he took the initiative to take his hand away and turned to
In the direction of the deserted people on the side, he laughed:
"Old fellows, you have also seen that now the three of us are trapped in Gotham in the 19th century. I have just proved that Batman's butt can also be touched. He is not a tiger. Give me a gift! Three dollars and five
Any money is fine, and free glow sticks are also good. Those who are rich can give it a financial show, and those who have no money can give it a personal show. Brother Wade will take everyone to do more good things in the future, such as going to the original site of the Wayne Mansion.
Pooping wild shit or something like that.”
Wayne Mansion is located in the northern suburbs of Gotham City, but that is the future Gotham City. Its original location is still on a hillside twenty kilometers north of the town. There is nothing in the barren hills.
Just an underground cave filled with bats.
If I go there now to 'lay mines', will Bruce's great-grandfather step on it when he is choosing a land to build a villa in the future? It's fun to think about it.
Such a statement made Batman couldn't help but glance at him. What kind of brain circuit would use the timeline to do such a thing? Go back to the past and think about making other people's ancestors trample on shit.
, is this what normal people would do? Even clowns are not so subversive...
But Deadpool just thought of it, and it seems that as long as the people in his fantasy give him enough gifts, he will really do it.
However, Batman, who has many years of experience in dealing with mental illness, understands that the best way to deal with it is to treat it coldly. For a patient like Deadpool who is particularly expressive and imagines countless people watching his performance in his mind, it is very difficult for him to pay attention to him.
It only makes him more excited.
To express it concretely, it will be endless nonsense and all kinds of tricks of pretending to be crazy and acting stupid.
So the way Batman chose to deal with it was to ignore him. Even if he touched his butt, he had no intention of retaliating. He even suddenly had an idea in his mind that Deathstroke must have a hard time.
I don’t have such a sick cousin, but I do have a sick cousin. Kate Kane’s antisocial tendencies hidden in her heart are also a headache. She would rather deal with the various ghosts that appear in Gotham than her cousin.
She plays games with her human 'friends', and this unsociable behavior even makes her feel a little alienated from the Bat-family.
"What should we do next?" Diana interrupted Batman's thoughts, although it was impossible to tell what he was thinking from his facial expression: "If you were trapped in the last century, I'm afraid that the lifespan of the two of you would be
Not enough to survive until the day we set off."
Wonder Woman herself has no problem. After all, she is a demigod. As long as she is not killed, her lifespan will be very long. Even if she waits, she can wait until her other friends show up.
"Don't worry about me, sister-in-law. As a super cancer patient, cancer cells keep me young forever."
The keen Deadpool immediately turned his head and took over the words. He also playfully twisted his buttocks to show off his youthful vitality:
"It's not a big problem for me to live for one or two hundred years, but in an era without mobile phone signals, I'm afraid life is a bit difficult. Why don't we go to the North Pole? Find an ice pool and freeze ourselves, just like the United States.
Captain."
Another way is to make old popsicles. If you sleep in the low temperature for 180 years, you will be picked up later and you will be a good man again.
"No, we wait for the opportunity." Batman also has information about Captain America. He has been to Earth 40K and collected a lot of information: "Only if we stay here, things will develop as expected, you know what I mean.
"
"What? I don't understand what you are saying at all." Wade's fingers that were picking at his butt immediately stuffed them into his mouth, pretending to be demented: "How could I know your plan? I'm not you.
Roundworms in the rectum.”
"It should be roundworms in the stomach, but what you said is very strange. Why do you always pay attention to the rectum?" Batman narrowed his eyes and showed a classic expression, with the corners of his mouth turned down in suspicion.
Deadpool blinked, he hit his head with his fist, blinked and said cutely:
"Hey!"
Neither of them mentioned the plot continuity gem. I don’t know if they forgot about it or if they had other plans.
The story is a bit cliche. Lucifer knows that the world is about to collapse again, and this is just the beginning, if he doesn't look at the dark clouds before the downpour.
As many old loves come back, as many new enemies are forged, the story goes back and forth like this.
He doesn't know why he wants to participate in human games. Maybe it's for fun, maybe it's because of love. He loves humans, but he clearly loves himself the most.
But just think that he is here to enjoy Constantine's anus. This may be an unformed transaction, and he may get something for himself one day in the future. The rebellious archangel thought so. At least at this moment, he can try to use it.
Love humans with the mentality of angels rather than Satan.
It is also a rare experience.
In short, one god wants neutrality, and the other desires freedom, but when the silent gods return, the past stance may need to change.
Whether it was to maintain his right to rule or for the sake of human free will, Lucifer still came here, in the small universe he created.
But this time, he did not go to his favorite nightclub. Although Sandman had a great time here, he knew that she was not there.
The daughter of Michael, also the niece of Lucifer, she is a hybrid of God and angels. Now, she has the same power as God himself. She is not omnipotent or omniscient, but for the ignorant
As far as humans are concerned, she is the omniscient and omnipotent God.
It's just that this god is full of fear of his own power. She doesn't have the mentality of being a god. Even contact with mortals will scare her. She is afraid that she will accidentally hurt the talking dust in front of her.
So Lucifer settled her here, in his own universe, a rare place of peace and quiet in a world of debauchery and debauchery.
A rural landscape replicated to the same proportions as Superman's hometown in the Kansas countryside was like the background in a snow globe, except that there was a true God here, and he could feel that she already knew that he was coming.