Diana once again chopped the red-haired monkeys in front of her in half. Their bodies turned into a plume of purple smoke and dissipated. But immediately more hairy monkeys from the back row rushed up, and she could only take the time to move towards the big pit behind her.
shouted:
"Batman! How much longer do you need?!"
This is a question that is destined to have no answer. Batman won't answer it, and she knows he won't, but as long as it can have a urging effect, that's fine.
"Batman?"
Edmund hid behind the two of them. He had not forgotten to put away the drawings on the workbench over there and his diary. After hearing the phrase "Baitman", his eyes lit up:
"Is it what I imagined? A man who looks like a vampire? So he's called Bat-Man? I've traveled around the world and explored various places, but this is the first time I've seen such a supernatural thing.
I am looking forward!"
"Ah, almost. This bat-man feeds on other people's dark souls. It's terrifying."
Deadpool next to the heroine was bitten all over his body, but he was in good spirits. He was still able to chat and tell jokes while resisting the tide of monsters:
"For example, if you wipe your butt without washing your hands, this is a dark behavior. The batman will stare at you secretly, then pounce out, break your limbs and bones, beat you to a high paraplegia, and then teach you
Give you his rules, that is, in his city, you must play by his rules..."
"It sounds like Indians should be more afraid of him."
Before the bitch joke was finished, Edmund took up the conversation. The man with a mustache nodded seriously, which showed that he had analyzed it. Considering that the Asans did not have the habit of wiping their butts with paper,
He felt that these people might be the targets of the Batman.
"Haha! You are really interesting, man. Even your extra sense of humor can be used to support backward countries in need. I like you very much. Really, your thinking is as sharp as a rabbit I know. His name is
Spicy rabbit head.”
Hearing his ancestors say this about Batman, Deadpool's evil taste was satisfied. It seemed that Edmund really thought Batman was a health ambassador.
"What kind of rabbit would be called such a name? It sounds like 'spicy rabbit head' is more like some kind of food?" Edmund put his documents and information into a suitcase, then hugged it to his chest,
I walked behind the two of them, it was relatively safer here.
Because those little red-haired monsters have already tried to bypass the defense line from the ceiling and plan to outflank everyone.
"It is indeed a kind of food. When I saw it, it was still at my brother's house, on a plate on the coffee table. But don't worry, guess what, after I ate it, it was given to me at night
I had a dream. In the dream, she turned into a beautiful woman with bulging front and back. She also keenly discovered several loopholes in her body and asked me to help her fill them. I am a good and helpful person, Wade.
At that time..."
"Cough!" Just when Deadpool was about to describe the details, he was interrupted by a cough. The voice came from Batman, who had returned from unknown time. His eyes behind the mask were looking at Deadpool with murderous eyes.
As I said before, time travel may cause many uncontrollable situations. What did the bitch do? Did he tell dirty jokes to other people's ancestors?
What if the Wayne Group in Edmund's hands does not research advanced technology in the future, but develops adult magazines or movies, who will bear the responsibility? Whether such a timeline problem can be repaired is a question.
"Okay, I won't say anything anymore."
Wade closed his mouth angrily, there was nothing he could do, who said Batman was the financial backer? Mercenaries always have no control over what they do.
Also a little regretful was Edmund, who still wanted to hear it.
As a well-known explorer and rich man, he has naturally won the favor of many ladies, but given that this era is still relatively traditional and conservative, when has he ever heard such a straightforward and fiery story?
But he had no choice, because it was obvious that if he wanted to escape safely when surrounded by monsters, he would have to rely on these weirdly dressed people, and among these three weirdos, everyone obviously listened to Batman
of.
Sure enough, he is the scariest one. Even when others wipe their butts, they have to follow his rules. It is really a deterrent.
"We've got the stuff, let's go." Batman said this. He quickly approached his ancestor, put it on his shoulders, turned around and ran towards the escape route he had already chosen.
"I am the queen, Deadpool, follow them." Diana breathed a sigh of relief. It was a bit troublesome to maintain the front line, but it would not be a big problem to withdraw from the battlefield. It would be easy to escape.
Although she enjoys fighting and is extremely opposed to retreating on the battlefield, that is only necessary in a war with other people or gods. Her current enemies are all red-haired monkey-like beasts, and this is a battle in which she cannot harvest spoils.
hunting.
When you've had enough hunting, it's time to go home. It's that simple.
"Wow, wow, I'm so touched! My cousin will only let me come to the rear every time."
Two dark marks appeared on Deadpool's mask, which looked like his eyes had peed:
"Although I also want to say some classic lines like in the TV series, such as 'I won't leave if you don't leave', or 'We will die together', but given that you are my cousin's woman, those are all
It’s not appropriate, but I can’t think of a suitable line in a short time now, why don’t you wait for me to recall it?”
However, Dai is not Harley. She has no habit of talking about mental illness. She just kicked Wade away with a whip kick, causing him to fly passively in the direction of Batman's escape.
She herself held a sword and shield and fought and retreated to ensure that no monkey could catch up with everyone. After entering another tunnel, she simply hit the protective silver bracelets on her arms, triggering a tunnel collapse and using a large number of
Mud and rocks blocked the spatial distance between the two sides.
It's much quieter now.
"Hey, you, I knew it would be like this. Since there are slippery hands, there are also slippery feet."
Deadpool squirmed on the ground and got up. He patted the shoe prints on his chest, but as his palms brushed against him, his sternum collapsed. He reluctantly lifted up half of his mask and spit out a few pieces of his lungs:
"My internal organs are broken again. Really, if I had known earlier, I should have learned the indestructible magic technique with Colossus. I just don't know if he can..."
"Where are we going next? Batman." Wonder Woman put away her sword and shield, and picked up the lasso of truth again to illuminate it. The golden thread made the sweat on her body shine.
"Backup plan, go to his house." Bat kept walking, he just shrugged the shoulder that was carrying the man: "These red monsters disrupted my original plan, I need more information."