In the fast food restaurant with a bonfire burning, the chief dropped the frozen leg of beef in his hand and looked at the fat blue man lying flat on the table in front of him and said:
"What a shabby restaurant. It doesn't even have a crowbar, so I can only use frozen goods as tools. Little fat man, you're lucky to have met a mechanical genius like me, hahahaha!
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After helping Xiao Wu take off the alien armor that turned him into a sphere, the chief felt a strong sense of accomplishment as always, just like he laughed every time after completing any little bit of work.
He is a bit crazy, as all mad scientists are, and he fits the stereotype perfectly.
But he only used a frozen leg of beef and some olive oil to dismantle the alien armor. It must be said that he is indeed very capable. At least in terms of mechanics, he can be regarded as the best in the world.
Compared with other mechanical experts, each has its own strengths.
For example, Dr. Yin Wo, who built the sub-Modron robot, is considered the pinnacle of the field of bionic robots; Luthor, who built the Anti-Superman armor, is considered a genius in mechanical dynamics and materials science.
The chief is different from them. He has researched on the occult and can also come up with some mysterious things.
"How are you?"
The members of the Teen Titans surrounded Xiao Wu, rubbing his pot head and fat belly. This was a way to show concern, but it was the giant spirit who spoke. She is a gentler type when she is not sick.
"Well, for someone who has been fixed in a ball for about half an hour, I think I'm in pretty good shape?" The fat man sat up from the table, checked his limbs, and moved his arms and legs: "Thank you. , Chief Grandpa, you are my god."
"Haha, there's nothing wrong with you calling me the God of Invention. I'm pretty similar in age when you call me grandpa, but can you not add that old one? I obviously just ate a can of alien natto that claims to have beautifying effects yesterday, but it didn't let me Are the wrinkles reduced?"
The chief told a joke. In fact, he just looked older. He wore a magic amulet around his neck, which could make him immortal. It was a parting gift from his ex-wife.
His wife is an Indian shaman, and he has never told anyone her name, but their daughter Dorothy is indeed very strong.
"That's a good joke, Professor Calder, thank you for your help." Damian asked Suiyang to help Xiao Wu up without any expression, and let the little fat man move around more to reduce the risk of blood clots that may be caused by positional suffocation: "If we weren't in danger right now, our two teams might organize a tea party."
"Good boy, your suggestion is good. My house is actually no smaller than the Wayne mansion, and there are many fun things."
The chief smiled and picked up the cow leg from the floor again, blew the ashes on it, and then handed it to the armored man and asked him to take it to the bonfire to roast:
"But what I just said was not a joke. There is really a natto can made by fifth-dimensional people. Look."
As he said this, he took out a can from the pocket next to his wheelchair. On the label was a black unknown object that was sticky, and the word "Beauty Natto" was written in English.
There is no ingredient list, no factory address, and no production date.
After squinting his eyes, Damian could only suspect that the old man had been deceived. Could he have bought it from a black wizard on a certain street corner?
"Show me!" However, Little Jelly Bean immediately reached out and snatched the can. After she heard the word 'beauty', she couldn't control herself at all: "Niles, is there no problem with your purchase channel? Here is
Is there any botulinum toxin or some hormone ingredients?”
"I am a scientist after all, my dear Harley." The chief smiled crookedly and motioned for Elastigirl to help push the wheelchair and go to the bonfire to warm up: "In addition to my super talent in physics, I am also proficient in
Chemistry, can I still not know if there are any ingredients in this can that are bad for the body?"
"Then how does it work?" Harley nodded slowly. She still recognized the chief's scientific level, although in her opinion, the old man had a series of mental problems.
But a madman will not lie to a psychiatrist. This is an unspoken rule on the road, just like a well-established gang does not kill doctors and lawyers.
"In the five-dimensional space, there is a substance that is not found in our physical world, called 'youth hormone'."
As he was being pushed in a wheelchair, the tire ran over an empty soda bottle, making a clanging sound. The chief shook his head before continuing:
"That five-dimensional human factory will extract the youth hormone from young organisms, then fill it into cans, and then put natto inside..."
"Wait a minute, do you mean that natto is just a topping, and the soup inside is the essence?" Hei Wally discovered a blind spot. It turns out that natto is an unnecessary auxiliary ingredient, so why do we need ghee?
?It’s sticky and stinky. It’s disgusting.
His words silenced the chief. After a moment, the old man slapped his forehead and cursed:
"I see, why didn't I think of that? Drinking soup is supposed to be effective. I said why I ate natto but it didn't work. Damn it, the can I ate yesterday was wasted..."
Everyone: "..."
The chief executive is strong in technology, but a bit of an idiot in life. He always notices many details that others cannot notice, but accidentally ignores many aspects that everyone can see.
As a person without much sense of humor, Damian didn't know what to say. He could only turn to look at Harley, who was playing with the can:
"I'll let Wally take Billy Wu home. What are your plans next?"
After losing the alien suit, Helix Bomb almost turned into a fat ordinary otaku. If he still takes him with him on the next mission, it would be irresponsible for his life. Rice can't do that.