"I have never wanted to see Black Lightning appear as much as I do today."
Barry, who was carrying two people on his shoulders, kept running, galloping to his heart's content on the glittering runway, but the road under his feet seemed to extend infinitely, and the scenery around him did not change much:
"I usually want to avoid him, but he always comes to chase me. Today I want to see him. It's good, I can't even see him."
He couldn't help but complain to his teammates. Speedsters were all like this, and he couldn't help but resent Black Lightning for more than a day or two.
It's one thing to know that this guy is necessary to maintain the balance of the Speed Force, but it's another thing to be chased by him every time.
Now it's finally possible to use him, but he can't be found at the critical moment. It's really annoying.
"Yeah, cough." Jie Yin coughed. Compared with Barry, his condition was much worse. Although he only ran continuously for more than half an hour, the old man's body was a little unable to withstand it.
The pain only appeared on the spine of the back at first, but now it seems to have spread and penetrated into the body, especially the lungs and trachea, which are now burning.
"Oh, old man, please stop talking and save your energy."
Deadpool, who was not very polite, but wanted to show respect for the elderly and care for the young in front of the camera, supported the first-generation Lightning:
"The last time I saw someone with a cough like you was in the cancer ward of the hospital. It was not a good place. It was full of sad life and death. For example, the children wanted the old man's inheritance, but found out that the old man had lost his pension.
I bought all health products and stuff.”
"We have to find Black Lightning quickly and let him 'invite' us out." Diana said to Batman, because she also saw that Jay Yin's current state seemed to be holding on, and he
His physical condition should have resulted in retirement long ago.
People in their eighties come out to fight... Well, Xiao Dai knows that he is a little older than him, but for a pure-blood human, his age is a bit too big.
"I know." Batman seemed to be very calm, and he gave a temporary solution: "Deadpool, you run with Jay Yin on your back."
“To be honest, I’m not used to being too close to men, especially when a man clings to me behind my back and breathes into my ear, I feel~~~”
The drugged Deadpool was full of energy at this time, but mentally resisted this arrangement. He made an obvious movement of lifting his hips, as if he was clamping something, but then he thought of something, and two pieces floated on his mask.
Suspiciously cartoonish blush:
"Why don't you let Barry carry Jieyin? If you come to my side, it's not impossible if you let me carry you..."
Batman was unmoved. He said coldly: "You carry Jieyin, and I'll pay more."
"Okay!" Upon hearing the news about the extra money, Deadpool's eyes suddenly turned into '$$' symbols. Regardless of the old man's retching and struggling, he grabbed him and carried him sideways on his shoulders, in the tradition of the US military.
The action of rescuing the wounded completed the mission.
Because of the extremely close contact, the soy sauce-like body odor entered Jieyin's nostrils uncontrollably, and maybe some was absorbed through his skin, so he undoubtedly vomited.
But it's not a big problem. Carrying it sideways has this advantage. You can vomit casually, but it won't spray on Deadpool anyway.
And just as they were re-adjusting their formation, suddenly another Mexican fell from the sky. This brown-skinned man wearing a dirty baseball cap fell. He handed the envelope in his hand to Deadpool and screamed.
Out of the Speed Force plane.
There was no way, this time Deadpool was carrying the old man, and he didn't react immediately to pick him up, so the poor illegal immigrant fell out of the Speed Force plane due to lack of speed, and most likely died.
It is true that one can leave the Speed Force plane if he is not fast enough, but he is almost certain to die. Even if he does not die, he will be lost in the flow of time. This is what happened to Barry when he disappeared for ten years.
"No!
! Old Mexico!" After reacting, Deadpool freed up a hand, grabbed the air in the direction where the person disappeared, and lowered his head sadly: "Batman, you saw it too, my Mexican brother.
Even if he is sacrificed, he still has a family to support, do you understand what I mean?"
Although I don’t know this person’s name at all, as an illegal immigrant, what name do I need? Just know that I can find them near the long-distance bus terminal or the decoration market.
"Add a thousand more." Batman sympathized with the unknown messenger, but he needed Deadpool to focus on the task at hand, so he made the price expressionlessly while looking at the bitch with a sinister look, telling him to stop.
The death of others earns you another thousand yuan. Isn't this the nature of a mercenary's job?
Deadpool accepted it as soon as he saw it, and handed the envelope in his hand to Diana beside him.
"Here, sister-in-law, it must be Adjutant Slade who sent us a message again, but that 'human computer Angel Heart' has become a little smarter recently. She has learned how to contact Mexicans. Damn, she actually imitated me.
Task subcontracting skills.”
When he said these words, his expression was a little pleased, as if he thought the adjutant had learned the right thing.
After all, if she learns from her cousin, she can only learn darkness; if she learns from herself, she can learn happiness.
"Is there a possibility that Deathstroke is also a mercenary, and he started hiring illegal Mexican immigrants to do things earlier than you?" Barry raised a question. He was actually a little afraid of talking to Deadpool because this man opened his mouth.
Afterwards, the smell of rot in the respiratory tract and digestive tract will come out of your mouth.
But only talking more can distract Jieyin's attention and get him out of the vortex of constant vomiting.
This principle is like going to the toilet at a train station or a nightclub. The more you care about the smell around you, the more disgusting you feel. The sweet air freshener makes you dizzy.
But if you go in and release the water with your friends, talking and laughing, you won't care too much about the smell, and will feel much better.
Barry doesn't understand psychology, but he has practical experience. After all, before gaining the Speed Force, he was an ordinary person who often took various means of transportation.
"Well, it's unlikely. My cousin is too dark. Most of the Mexican bosses are Hispanic, and their skin color is a bit lighter, so I guess Slade is more willing to hire black people, hehe!"
Deadpool started to talk nonsense. It seemed that the brain cancer had made him forget about pursuing NC17 film classification, and he actually told jokes about skin color.
Fortunately, Batman and Wonder Woman are both superheroes, so they will not get involved in this kind of topic. At this time, the two of them are looking at the information sent by others with their lives.
However, the news inside was not the good news that Xiao Dai wanted to see, such as the death knell remotely pointing out where Black Lightning was, but telling them that the ancient gods as enemies had taken action again, this time including Earth 0, human beings
The reality of the world has been modified, and the level of science and technology in all aspects has been greatly regressed.
If they don't find a way to escape quickly, or use the Speed Force plane to solve each other's time flow tricks, then people may have to use stones and sticks to fight against the next round of monster invasion in the future.