"So according to Deathstroke, this place was more than 300 million years ago?"
Batman looked at the charred trees in front of Deadpool, expressionlessly asking about the content of the bitch's previous call.
"To be precise, it was about 350 million years ago. It is better to be more precise in terms of numbers. For example, if you ask me, how much money did I earn last week? I will say to you shyly.
, less than 100 million U.S. dollars; but if you ask how much it is exactly? Then I will tell you, one hundred and five hundred and fifty yuan, of which one hundred and five hundred is the commission given by my cousin, and the other fifty is
I spent the night with a beautiful black woman in her eighties, and the next morning she was very satisfied and gave me taxi fare, wow!"
While he kept talking nonsense, Deadpool still held the wooden core in his hand and wanted to hand it to Bat.
But the latter suddenly became like Tony Stark, just not accepting what others handed him, or because the piece of wood was wrapped with some rotten dead skin that Deadpool had shed, and the stained blood that had just flowed out.
Snot?
"Yes! Aren't you going to let go of an eighty-year-old grandma?"
Barry on the side shook his head repeatedly, his face wrinkled, because his mind was spinning faster, he had already imagined the image of a black grandmother with white hair, dark skin, and very fat.
Now he just hopes that he won't be a 'crazy nun'. If Deadpool says that this grandma is still a nun, then this behavior will exceed the limit of Barry's psychological endurance, and he will definitely vomit.
"Tsk, tsk, dark, too dark!"
Seeing someone take the bait, Deadpool showed a wicked smile, turned to Xiao Flash, and said quickly in a mean voice:
"You have been completely infected with the dark virus by Batman. How can you think in that direction? The eighty-year-old black beauty I mentioned is actually the landlord of the basement where I used to rent, Ms. Al. She takes drugs and smuggles
Arms, and she also snatched lollipops from children, but she was a good woman. That night, I sat on the sofa with her, sucking powder, looking up at the stars through the small window in the basement, imagining the future after human beings go to the universe, and chatted for a while.
At night, the next morning she said she had a great time chatting, and knowing that I didn’t have any change on me, she gave me change to take a taxi. She and I were just friends, what do you think we did that night?”
Regarding Deadpool's speaking speed and aggressive momentum, which was like a heavy machine gun, Barry shrank his neck and murmured:
"I, I thought you...played mahjong, yes, just playing mahjong. Gambling is wrong."
He found an excuse and quickly wiped the sweat from his forehead after speaking.
Deadpool didn't speak, but looked at him with a smile on his face, showing an expression that said, "I understand everything."
Diana on the side coughed slightly. She actually thought a little bit wrong just now. Fortunately, Barry was faster and said it first, so now she only needs to change the topic:
"Did Slade say anything else?"
"There's nothing else. He said that Batman should have thought of it and let us just listen to Bat and that's it." Deadpool still respects his sister-in-law very much, and the range of his movements when scratching his butt has been restrained a lot: "
Also, he said that there may be female ape-men in this era, who are worshipers of the forgotten gods."
Hearing this, Batman, who was playing with the charred trees, turned around:
"It seems as I expected, someone is helping us."
Yes, Batman has felt it. Everyone's appearance at this special time is definitely not accidental, but someone did it deliberately.
Could it be Prolaya? It's unlikely, because this is the era of worshiping the forgotten gods. If the bats make a plan to change the beliefs of the apes, it will be like taking a swipe at the gods.
Changing history may cause a flashpoint effect, but if the retribution of flashpoint falls on the enemy, that is a good thing.
Any dangerous thing not only has negative effects, but from a dialectical perspective, sometimes side effects can also be exploited.
Then it's simple. The person who threw everyone at this point in time is probably an ally, or a third-party force that is ready to get involved. But no matter what, the result is beneficial to several people.
Of course, Batman also ruled out the possibility that Deathstroke was responsible for this matter. That person was a mercenary. If he had done this, he would have already reached out to ask for benefits.
So who could it be, quietly lending a helping hand behind the scenes?
"Okay, Bat, don't be so serious. I can't help but want to make a joke when you show such an expression, haha." Deadpool stretched out his hand and tugged on Batman's cloak, imitating the clown's tone and calling the man's nickname: "
You and Heroine just went to investigate the surrounding area, did you find anything?"
"Yes, poof."
When Deadpool called Batman "Bat-Bat," Diana couldn't help laughing, because not only did the bitch look like the mental patient, but she also put a green fluffy wig on her head from somewhere.
, like a bird's nest irradiated by gamma rays:
"Well, Batman and I found a water source and a temporary shelter. We also found some dense biological footprints, which are probably a tribe of apes."
"Then let's go take a look?"
Black Wally, who was hugging his fat friend, also joined the conversation, but he was too young and his personality was not strong enough. He had no say in the Teen Titans, let alone the Zhenglian Giants.
So Batman didn't mean to answer him at all. He flicked his black cloak and shook away Deadpool's dirty hands. The man walked directly in one direction.
Unlike Deathstroke's style of asking everyone to follow him every time, Batman just walks on his own and doesn't seem to care if others follow.
"Let's go, let's follow Batman." Barry carried Jay Yin, he nodded towards Black Wally, and explained: "Bruce's character is like this, he doesn't mean to ignore you, but he doesn't like to chat, he prefers
Show attitude with actions.”
To be more precise, Batman will ignore everyone, and he will never even say goodbye to others properly, but will suddenly disappear into the darkness.
"Well, I understand." Hei Wally laughed awkwardly. He rubbed his face a few times and found a step for himself: "Billy, how about you, can you walk on your own? Seriously.
, you are a bit overweight, it is difficult for me to support you when walking."
Suddenly, the lying gunner rolled his eyes. He shook off Wally's hand and went to break a branch from a dead tree to use as a crutch. He tried hard to keep up with Batman and said angrily:
"Damn Xiao Hei, I'm 1.6 meters tall and weigh 160 kilograms. Am I really heavy?"
"It's not heavy, it's not heavy." Wally rolled his eyes and moved his arms that were numb before: "It's like you always said in the past, you are only sixteen years old, exactly.
When you grow taller, one hundred and sixty kilograms is not heavy at all. I said something wrong, you are just a little plump."
"Huh, it's good to know." Billy is not angry anymore. After all, they are all good teammates. Xiao Hei realizes his mistake, so he can be forgiven.