What solution did Deadpool come up with? The solution is still in the circus.
Some people may not be familiar with the circus, but the main performances in such venues are generally magic, animal training, and acrobatics.
Among the acrobatic events, the throwing knife and flying trapeze are reserved events. No matter what circus, if these two items are not available, it will be unqualified.
When the trapeze project first appeared, it was a group of people swinging in the sky, relying on inertia to throw themselves out, and playing relay races in the air. It was essentially like the uneven bars in gymnastics.
The eldest member of Nightwing's family, the Grayson family, is Gotham's famous trapeze family. They have been playing trapeze for generations, which allowed him to develop good physical flexibility since he was a child, laying the foundation for becoming a superhero.
A long time ago, because there were no televisions or radios, people's entertainment methods were very expensive. In addition to playing cards, they also drank alcohol. In this case, traveling circuses had a very good market.
When you start your business, you don't even need anything too complicated. You can just buy some strange specimens and corpses, put on a freak show, and find a house to exhibit in and you can make money.
After it developed, it formed a large team, like a troupe in the Celestial Dynasty.
According to a certain old man Guo, there was a lot of hatred between different teams. Therefore, when the circus business was gradually shrinking due to the pressure of various electrical appliances, serious involution appeared.
Not to mention anything else, at least the original trapeze project began to pursue more exciting and crazy ways to present it.
For example, by adding original magic props to a trapeze performance, a performance method called the "human cannon" was born.
To put it simply, there is a launching device that looks like a cannon, which can shoot the flying man into the sky at high speed, achieving higher, faster and stronger transcendence.
The solution Deadpool came up with was the human cannon.
His circus has all kinds of amusement equipment. Even if it doesn't, there is enough time to conceive it on the spot, but there is definitely such a thing as a human cannon.
Primitive artillery may not be reliable when used against the air, but the key depends on what ammunition is fired. If it is a cannon firing nuclear bombs, then there is no need for accuracy at all, just fire.
However, Deadpool does not have a nuclear bomb in his hand, at least not yet. What he plans to launch is the little Deadpools.
Put them in wingsuits that can fly and glide in the air, and then use cannons to shoot them towards Amo.
"Someone, push out my Italian cannon!"
After stopping her sister-in-law, the bitch turned towards the circus and greeted her loudly. She was full of confidence, just like a warlord from a certain African country, the same kind from eighty years ago.
Soon, there were many little Deadpools pushing colorful cannons over. These things were said to be artillery, but they looked more like water tanks or rice mortars, but they were used to hold a little Deadpool and launch them.
Not a problem.
"Report! Ace pilot applies to fight!"
At this time, a little Deadpool wearing a wing suit came over, and he gave a handsome two-finger salute like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
If you ignore his rotten face and the stench emanating from his body, he is indeed a bit handsome.
“Very good, very energetic!”
Wade patted the little Deadpool on the shoulder happily. Even though these little bastards usually messed up his brain, but when something really happened, they would help kill people without any hesitation.
But I am still moved. Wade still needs face-to-face instructions on what to do:
"The decision is yours, Pikachu. Don't ask why I mentioned Pokémon all of a sudden, because I'm just playing a voice actor joke. You just need to wait to be launched into the sky, and then use the wing suit to fly as much as possible.
Fly towards our enemy, and then try to shit on his face in the air, making him make an emergency landing due to nausea. This is the sure-kill operation I invented. You need to brew it and prepare something thin, preferably one that can spray in a radial pattern.
kind."
After hearing this, the little Deadpool nodded slowly. He took off his Tyrannosaurus sunglasses with slightly trembling hands, put them in his pocket and smiled crookedly:
"Is it a kamikaze attack? Haha, it just suits me! Maybe I was a Japanese in my previous life? This is my fate? Ah, the cherry blossoms in my hometown, I wonder if they will be as full as before this year? Yuriko, in my case
After your death, your husband will never know our secret, please raise our children well."
After saying that, the little deadpool also took out an MP3 player from his trouser pocket and started to play the famous song "Sakura". In the other hand, he also took out an aunt's towel and a pen and inkstone that someone had used. He waved a small pen and wrote on it.
I have written the words "Seven Lives to Serve the Country" and plan to put it on my forehead.
"Fake! Get out! You are all my imaginary little brother, why are you adding drama to yourself?! Where did you come from in your previous life?! And why is there seven here?!"
The Deadpool who was jumping crazily on the side knocked the white cloth out of the opponent's hand, grabbed the little Deadpool and threw it into the barrel of the gun. He also threw the sake that appeared in his hand into the barrel of the gun at the same time.
He said angrily to the other little deadpools around him:
"Load the gunpowder. Hurry up and reload the gunpowder. What fun is there? If his urge to shit disappears and he can't pull it out after a while, will you pay for it?!"
He seemed a little angry, like an American who was attacked at Pearl Harbor. Because this little deadpool had no martial ethics and had attacked his popularity, he had to kill him as soon as possible.
The little deadpools around brought a gunpowder barrel, poured the black powder into the barrel, and also took a broom-like prop and poked it inside.
Is it probably ready? Install the gunpowder twister on the cannon, prepare the ignition torch, and then adjust the direction of the muzzle to aim at the black dot like a small dust in the sky.
As for whether the human cannon can hit that high... it should be possible, right? Anyway, the force is so strong that the bricks will fly, so just add more medicine.
"moving かねば黑にへだつや花と水..."
At this time, a dull sound came from the barrel, as if someone was buried alive in a dry well.
"Holy crap, give me the torch! Are you even reciting a poem about your death? You're plagiarising the beautiful boy Okita Souji. You're shameless. Only I can be considered a beautiful boy. Who do you think you are?! Let's go!"
Hearing that the little Deadpool in the barrel was still posing, Wade became even more angry. He could even feel his popularity losing, so he immediately lit the fuse with a torch. Amidst the sound of burning gunpowder, the flame illuminated
His face was as ferocious as an ukiyo-e painting.
A second later, there was a loud noise like popcorn boiling!