There is no way, who calls Deadpool his brother? He wants to play games for a while, but it’s not worth anything, so Su Ming naturally has to satisfy his small request.
In the past days, every time I asked Wade for help, even if it was like a business deal, he never refused. It could be said that he was always on call. Even if he was halfway through having sex with a woman, he would immediately come to help.
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Super mercenaries don't just accept orders if they have money, they also have a choice. If you don't want to do the job, you won't accept it no matter how much you pay. In many cases, even if you want to hire mercenaries of the level of Deathstroke or Violent Wolf, you have to kneel down.
Asked for.
And Wade has never refused his cousin's order. What kind of spirit is this?
This is a brotherhood hidden under the mercenary rules.
So now my cousin's request can still be met. Today's Origin Earth was created by the World Caster. If it is really accidentally broken, the worst case scenario is that it will have to be restarted.
Nowadays, Su Ming's own abilities have also improved a lot. Creating a single universe is not a troublesome thing, not to mention restarting it is easier.
So Wade began to describe his plan. His verbal description ability was not good, so he relied on body movements to make up for it. In short, it could be seen that he was very happy.
But Superman, who was sitting in the pickup truck and had just been dug out from under the satellite, started coughing.
"Cough cough cough cough."
Because after the to-do list in my mind, a new plan appeared. This plan seems to have a different style. Why is there a giant dung beetle participating in it?
After he took a breath, he fell into thinking, but this movement made Laurie beside him a little nervous.
"What's wrong, Clark, are you injured?" She reached out and touched his arms and face, and then checked the position of the ribs in the human body that are most likely to be broken in an impact: "You are coughing and panting violently, it's your lungs
not comfortable?"
Laurie is very concerned about her boyfriend. She was worried to death when she saw him being knocked into the ground by a satellite and heard that the satellite carried radiation that was harmful to him.
Since then, she has deeply understood that Clark may indeed have a body of steel, but he is not perfect and can feel the same pain as everyone else.
"Uh, I'm fine. I'm just a little bit out of breath."
At this time, he had read through the details of the new script in his mind, but he still felt that he could not say anything and had an indescribable feeling.
He even suspected that this plan was not the work of Deathstroke, but that the adjutant was playing a prank again, but even so, he would still implement it firmly.
Okay, he will take action when he encounters a herd of bison next; but the dung beetle attack that follows is actually used to test Jerry, and this is what makes him feel strange.
But when Laurie asked him, he couldn't say anything. He could only pretend that his trachea was really uncomfortable, and stretched out his hands to rub his chest.
"Then you, lie down here, maybe it will be a little better." The female reporter moved the pile of documents, stretched out her thigh to provide a knee pillow, and motioned to her boyfriend to lie down with a red face.
After swallowing a gulp of saliva, Superboy tried his best to hold back his smile and slowly came closer.
He even smelled a different aroma, which was the same as Laurie's, but a warmer smell that seemed to come from her plump thighs, making people want to explore the secret behind it.
Unfortunately, before his head fell on his lap, he heard his father Jerry shouting:
"Bulls! There are bison on the road ahead!"
Accompanied by flying dust and thunderous movements, a huge herd of American bison rushed towards them. These cattle had gone crazy for unknown reasons, and each one had bloodshot eyes, as if they were mixed with rabbits.
For Kansans, bison are not uncommon, but this is the first time they have seen such a large-scale cattle migration. If it was not for a family, it might be better.
Clark, who didn't lie down, sighed in his heart. The cattle came at the wrong time, but there was no way. He could understand that Deathstroke and the adjutant probably couldn't accurately control the time when the cattle arrived, right?
The script is like this. Slade said at the beginning that it depends on the actors' improvisation.
So Superboy-Prime climbed up from the back seat, stuck his head between the two seats in the front row, and said with a classic Superman smile:
"Don't worry, Dad, let me hold the vehicle in the air for a while. I can't hurt these natural creatures. The bison are so cute."
Hearing this, Jerry, who was driving, almost took everyone into a ditch on the side of the road. He quickly looked at his son with his peripheral vision, and then looked at the cows in the distance that were foaming at the mouth and attacking crazily.
group.
How cute is this?
But then I thought about it, and I realized that compared to my son who had extremely powerful super powers, although these bison were numerous and huge, they were really weak.
Perhaps Clark sees them just like ordinary people see kittens, right?
A group of kittens stumbled towards people, which was really cute. Besides, Clark was so loving to animals, so he would be even less likely to harm other humans in the future.
My son has really become a superhero.
So under the approving eyes of his family, Superboy got out of the car window, lifted the moving vehicle, and suspended it in mid-air.
As the family members watched the cattle running past their feet, they had an unprecedented feeling in their hearts, that is, the scenery they see is really different when they are from a high place.
I don’t have superpowers, so maybe I can’t experience this anymore, but my son is a superpower, so maybe he can still ride like this in the future?
People don't hate privileges, they just hate that they don't enjoy them. Jerry and Naomi are not saintly parents like the Kent family on Earth 0. They will naturally have selfish thoughts.
As for Laurie, let alone her young self. In addition to running fast, the investigative reporter profession also requires curiosity and adventurous spirit. She can observe bison migration at close range and have the feeling of watching it in the sky with her family.
Let her be deeply fascinated.
About two minutes later, the bison herd passed this section of the road. Superboy put the pickup truck back on the road and sat back in the car.
He pretended to move his shoulders, showed a weak expression, and said to his family:
"The radiation carried by the previous satellite is still damaging my body. I need to take a break and give me some water."
His mother immediately handed him mineral water and touched his shawl hair with concern:
"If it's uncomfortable, we might be able to."
"No, it is definitely right to leave the densely populated area, and it must be done quickly." The little superman who drank the water felt that the water was a little sweet. Although it was all a lie, he firmly believed that he was the righteous party:
"I may not be of much use on the road ahead. My parents and Laurie, I'm relying on you."
What these words say is to pave the way for the next Dung Beetle incident. Superboy still doesn’t know that this is Deadpool’s plan.