Diana is not really stupid. If we want to say which area she has the most experience in, it is obviously dealing with women.
Normally when working and going to school, dozens of girls in one house would form gangs and play tricks on each other. Although the Amazons are all female warriors, with so many people crowded on a small island, everyone can live peacefully.
Does everyone get along?
No one really thinks that Paradise Island is some kind of paradise, a paradise on earth, right? Thinking about it, you know it’s impossible.
As a former princess and the leader of Paradise Island for a period of time, Diana knew what women's affairs were like. In the past, she was just too lazy to get involved and pretended not to see it. It didn't mean that she didn't understand.
What happened to Zatanna was very simple, her relatives and friends came to show off her relationship with Zha Kang.
Some people may ask, complaining to your best friend and scolding your ex-boyfriend with your best friend, what kind of good relationship is this?
But this is just an appearance. The most critical issue is that the Zhakan people are here. Zatanna did not say bad things about him behind his back, but said it to his face. This in itself is a kind of closeness.
Don't forget where this is, this is the land of dreams. Diana knew it before entering the house. The two of them specially chose this place to enjoy the beautiful and fantastic cartoon scenery.
If we really had a quarrel and a falling out, would we still be thinking about doing this? I'm afraid they would have gone back to their respective homes long ago.
But she knew in her heart that she had learned some things after following Deathstroke. Although she was not as good as Harley, she knew how to deal with the problems in front of her.
That is to be unreasonable and use actions instead of words.
So she reached out and grabbed Constantine who was lying on the sofa, slapped him on the back of the neck with a big blow, knocked the man unconscious, and then threw him back on the sofa like trash.
The half-smoked cigarette fell on the dirty carpet and was quickly extinguished by the spilled wine. Fortunately, because Zha Kang had no money, the wine he bought was low-alcohol and inferior wine, which could not be lit at all.
Constantine has been blessing himself with the Thorns Counter-Injury Curse all year round, which can accumulate the physical damage inflicted on him by others and double it back to the attacker, but with Diana's physical fitness, it will not hurt even if he takes one of his own attacks.
, not to mention that it didn’t take much effort for her to knock out the scumbag.
I have to say that after knocking others out, she seemed to understand why some boyfriends liked knocking others out so much. It was really addictive.
Watching a person lose consciousness in front of him, lose the ability to control his body, and completely turn into a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, will make people feel a kind of master-like happiness in their hearts.
Xiao Dai, who usually likes to tie others up, licked her lips and silently suppressed this dark thought in her heart, because her love of sadism and masochism is actually her little secret, and even her best friends cannot know about it.
"Ah! How did you knock him out?" Zatanna couldn't help but feel distressed when she saw her ex-boyfriend falling into a baby-like sleep. She didn't want Diana to hold her, but immediately got out and lay on top of Zha Kang.
, reached out to pry off his eyelids.
After confirming that he was just in coma and not in a vegetative state, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I thought you were very angry with him." Diana found a slightly cleaner place to sit down. No one had cleaned this place for I don't know how long. It was not clean everywhere. She could only choose a relatively clean place.
A little table: "He knocked you out before, so I knocked him out. Now we are even."
"Stop talking nonsense. You didn't learn well from Deathstroke, so you just learned his nonsense."
The ex-boyfriend was in a coma, and Xiao Zha also revealed his true face in front of her best friends. She rolled her eyes and sat down on the sofa, picked up the wine bottle on the floor, drank the unfinished wine, wiped her mouth and said:
"Why are you looking for me? Isn't the matter over? Proraya is dead, and her authority has been taken over by Mother Night. You didn't go on a shameless vacation with Slade, and then you came to destroy me, sisters.
He won't be dragged away by Harley again, right? Oh, why are you so unsatisfactory? Do you want me to teach you some physical skills?"
As she spoke, Zatanna was speechless at first. She gently touched Zha Kang's face and covered him with the hem of the dirty brown windbreaker as a quilt.
She had always known about Diana's emotional problems, and she didn't think her feelings were any more normal than her own anyway.
The death knell from another world is indeed very powerful, but it has relationships with many women at the same time, which makes people inevitably think of kings in the feudal period.
But what age is this? How can independent modern women accept that? Anyway, Xiao Zha felt that Xiao Dai had taken Ecstasy, which was simply unreasonable.
She knew that Xiao Dai used to hate the scumbag like her father Zeus who had three to four hundred wives and concubines, and even spared no ants' nests or tree holes. Why did her attitude change now that similar things were happening to Deathstroke?
Even leaving aside her other best friend Harley, the last time Xiao Dai met a woman named Gin, after she came back, she always praised the woman for her superb martial arts skills, perseverance, and that she was an excellent warrior and goddess.
It's so toxic. Diana wants to be sisters with the woman who stole her boyfriend? Zatanna can't understand it anyway.
"Slade has something serious to do, and he is still busy right now. The matter is not over yet, at least not for his part."
Diana, who was wearing a cloak, smiled and shook her head. She crossed her arms and looked at her good-looking best friend:
"I came to you to play together. You, me, and Leopard Girl can't take Constantine with us, right? If you leave him alone at home, he might spend money to find those dirty women standing on the street.
It's better to knock him out and let him lie down quietly."
"Well, it does make sense. Okay, he and I originally planned to spend a few days in the Kingdom of Dreams. Now let's go play and ignore him."
Zatanna arranged her clothes and made sure that no parts that shouldn't be exposed were exposed. She clapped her hands happily:
"It's nice to hang out with the sisters, especially you, Barbara Minerva. It seems you don't want to hang out with Luther anymore?"
The female magician and Wonder Woman are best friends, while Leopard Girl is Dai's biggest enemy. Of course, they are acquaintances and have fought against each other many times before.
"I've always been on my own. Luther and I used each other. Sometimes he had something I wanted." Leopard Girl touched her face, arranged her hair again, and asked again before going out: "
What are the physical skills you just mentioned? How come I didn’t know you had anything to teach Diana in this area?"
As a person who relies on melee attacks, Leopard Girl is also very interested in physical skills.
"Haha, look at this, cough, peach blossoms appear!"
The reverse magic made Zatanna smile and conjure a small cherry in her hand. She pulled off the stem from the cherry and stuffed it into her mouth. She fiddled with it a few times with her tongue and then spit it out, but at this time the fruit
The handle has turned into a beautiful three-strand twist, forming a perfect knot:
"Ta da! This is my physical skill, and all men like it."
"Tch." Leopard Girl turned her head. She had never thought about pleasing any man. Even if she had, it was definitely not in this regard.
However, Wonder Woman's attention was not focused on this at all. She curiously asked her friend:
"Aren't you soul-wounded and temporarily unable to cast spells?"
But who would have thought that the witch who was eager to travel to the Land of Dreams spread her hands and threw the beautifully woven cherry stems aside:
"I'm pretending, I'm not talking about you, Diana. Sometimes if you pretend to be weak, a man will be more gentle and considerate. Why don't you want this free advantage? You haven't seen how John treated me after I was injured.