There are various monsters wandering on the streets, and each one of them is an existence that can give people nightmares. The deformed posture, rotting body, and foul smell will bring a lot of negative emotions.
But the current situation is that other monsters seem to be avoiding Deadpool, as if he is the most disgusting thing.
The evil-minded dignitaries are a manifestation of malice. Maybe here, the more foul-smelling something means, the higher the status? Anyway, these brainless creatures can't tell that Deadpool is an outsider.
This is good, it saves a lot of things. Deadpool really likes this feeling of being 'preferentially treated'. It's like he suddenly became a frail ninety-year-old man. Everyone is afraid of being touched when he walks on the road.
Stay far away.
So he swaggered up to the mushroom zombie he was interested in. He put one hand on his hips and arrogantly stretched out a finger with the other hand to pick up the mushroom zombie.
"You're not bad, come with me, I'll take you to a good place."
"Ouch?"
Mushroom zombies were originally humans, but under the power of the Hand of the Void, their heads were replaced by mushrooms. How can creatures with no brains think?
Therefore, when Deadpool blocks the road, the first reaction of the other party is to go around and continue wandering endlessly on the street.
This is probably how this powerful person came from among the evil powerful people. People who wander around with nothing to do every day, what else can they be if they are not powerful people? They can't be office workers or migrant workers, right?
Seeing the mushroom zombie turning away from the finger and walking around him to the side, Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth drew a '√' symbol. He turned around and stopped the other person again, and said loudly:
"Zombie! You caught my attention. You have a pretty hot personality. I just like you!"
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The brainless living corpse also has no eyes, but you can feel the line of sight coming from its mushroom, as if it glanced at Deadpool and then continued walking around.
"Aren't you indifferent? Haha, zombie, it's useless. Even if you act indifferent, I am different from the men you have met in the past!"
As if possessed by the soul of the domineering president, Deadpool's eyes under the white goggles suddenly became as sharp as an eagle, and his tone was sonorous and powerful. He grabbed the mushroom zombie's arm, hugged the opponent's waist domineeringly from behind, and whispered to the mushroom, "Mushroom is also."
No ears, that’s what he said anyway:
"I don't need your consent, I only need your obedience. In front of me, you have only two choices: obey me or leave my world. No matter which one you choose, it will not change my feelings for you.
Take control.”
It has to be said that he doesn't know how many bosses he has eaten during this period, or where he obtained this unnecessary knowledge. In short, his acting skills seem to have improved again.
Of course, the lines seem to be correct, but after excluding the fact that both of them are rotten and smelly, it is also necessary to ignore that this mushroom zombie was also a male when he was alive.
The head was replaced by a mushroom, and the body was almost rotten, but the clothes and watch on it were still there, and the shape of the pelvis was easily identifiable. This was a 100% human male.
Judging from the diamonds inlaid on the dial of the watch, he may have been a high-quality man. I am talking about his lifetime here.
The living zombie struggled twice, and the mushroom swayed, but even if Deadpool had no strength, he was not something a weak zombie could get rid of. His so-called mortal-level physical fitness was comparable to that of professional athletes.
"Woo~~" The zombie let out an unconscious whimper, its legs shaking constantly, and its body leaning forward hard.
"You are mine and only mine. No one can take you away from me. I will never let anyone question my decision, including yourself."
The bitch hugged the living corpse tightly from behind. Even though a pustule on the other person's back exploded while talking, and juice as thick as mayonnaise sprayed all over Deadpool's face, he still continued with a '√'-shaped smile.
Speaking of his own domineering president:
"I can give you an entire multiverse, as long as you are willing to be with me. I am responsible for the results. You just need to act according to my plan. Trust me, zombie!"
“┗|｀O′|┛Ouch~~”
The mushroom zombie seemed to have lost its patience, and its mushroom head spewed out a large amount of shit-yellow spore clouds. Maybe this was his special move.
However, even if Deadpool breathed in these spores, his body would not be deformed in any way. The reason is very simple. His whole body is covered with cancer cells. How can he change after he has already been deformed?
Seeing that the living corpse was still uncooperative, Deadpool sighed. He suddenly turned the living corpse around, carried it on his shoulders like a roll of carpet, and said with a crooked smile:
"Since you still haven't cooperated, don't blame me for occupying your body first and then your heart! You are destined to belong to me!"
I don't know what's going on with his current mental state. Is he suddenly suffering from a serious illness in this malicious world? Anyway, speaking lines doesn't delay doing business. He has successfully succeeded and obtained his favorite biological weapon.
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So carrying a mushroom-headed zombie, he patted his belt with his free hand, and the sound that seemed to be a mixture of gas and exhaust came again, and he shuffled and disappeared in a ray of light.
In the blink of an eye, Deadpool entered the main earth of the new multiverse. After all, it was the original location of Multiverse 1, so he could just teleport according to the original Wantianyi map.
Standing on the rooftop of a high-rise building, he was hit by the cold night wind and shivered. He seemed to have woken up, so he immediately dropped the living corpse on his shoulders, and then said to the undirected air:
"Ah, I seemed to be in a bad state just now. There were a lot of greasy lines popping up in my head. Who changed the lines in my script to look like that? Where is the director? Can you cut that part?"
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"Ah, the old guys are back. Forget it. I might have been possessed by something dirty just now, but it's not a big problem. You see, I have already acquired the mushroom-headed zombies I carefully selected."
Maybe someone had a new communication with him on an invisible frequency. He smiled again and began to introduce the prey he had harvested, and also talked about his next plan:
"This looks like New York. I saw the Statue of Liberty on the seaside. Then I will send this zombie to the water plant in the East District and throw it into the pipe of the purified water outlet, just like
Just like how people make Ganoderma tea, they make a pot of mushroom zombies for the people of New York, but I don’t know how many times this guy can make it? I hope it can last longer, Jie Jie Jie!”
Something was wrong with him again. There was no darkness at all in this multiverse. Deadpool began to have rejection reactions. He seemed to be automatically brought into the position of a villain by the world, and even his laughter changed.
But that doesn't matter, as long as you can still do things, mercenaries don't need excuses or sympathy.