"Okay, I'll send someone there for you, come on."
After saying that, Deathstroke cut off the communication, and then accompanied by a blue light of quantum transmission, Cable, still wearing pajamas, suddenly appeared in the unfamiliar basement.
As expected of an elite warrior from the future, the one-eyed cyborg rolled around on the spot after sensing the surrounding environment, and hid behind a box to find cover.
But after seeing Deadpool tilting his head to look at him, the strong man still stood up, patted the dust on his body, took out the toothbrush from his mouth, and spat out a mouthful of sticky white, not sure whether it was toothpaste or saliva.
Pulp:
"Fake! It's you Wade again, what are you doing? Where are you?"
He also participated in the great space voyage and even bought Deathstroke's spaceship. He had just woken up from a long space journey and was still brushing his teeth in the spaceship when all of a sudden this happened.
It's scary, scary to death.
"It seems that my cousin didn't tell you, it doesn't matter, good buddy, I have full metal thighs."
Wade smiled crookedly, as if he was possessed by the urban dragon king. He slid to the side of the cable, jumped up and hooked the opponent's metal neck:
"My teleportation belt is broken, and someone is chasing me outside. I asked my cousin to send me an android who can repair the belt. I didn't expect that he sent you here. In fact, I just wanted a Mechanicus priest.
What."
After explaining the current situation in the simplest terms, Deadpool raised his head and used the star eye attack on the strong man, but he was still wearing a mask, so the two eyepieces turned into stars.
Who made the teleportation belt? The answer is Cable. This belt was exclusively designed and assembled by this one-eyed man, and it also contains Diankang's technology.
If you want to ask who is the best at repairing teleportation belts, then it is undoubtedly Cable himself. I am afraid that Tony would not be as skilled as him if he had not sent him here.
Different scientists have their own areas of expertise. Tony is already considered an all-rounder, but he also has huge shortcomings in biology, let alone time and space transmitters like Deadpool's belt.
"Huh? It's broken again? Did you use your belt as a whip again and let Xia Kaila whip the soles of your feet?"
Cable, who was asking about the use of the belt, raised his hand angrily and motioned to Wade to take off his belt and give it to him. Although he was angry at being suddenly thrown into a strange place, he couldn't do anything about the death knell.
He didn't want to do any radio gymnastics anymore. Having experienced social death once was enough.
But this teleportation belt broke too frequently in the hands of Deadpool. In recent years, it would break almost once every three days. Once it broke, Deadpool would come looking for him. Cable was really fed up with it.
If you use it properly, you can't blame him if it breaks down. After all, the time and space transmission device is actually a very high-precision instrument, not to mention it is only the size of a belt buckle.
But every time Deadpool breaks his belt, it's for some ridiculous reasons, such as using it as a toy while playing games with his girlfriend, accidentally falling into a vat in a chocolate factory, or throwing it away while dancing hula.
Flying onto the road and getting hit by a car, etc.
Although I didn't see those scenes with my own eyes, just listening to them made Cable feel his blood pressure rise.
"No, it really didn't happen this time. It was used too frequently and it seems to be overloaded."
When Deadpool said this, he was confident and put his hands on his hips. After all, this time it was rare that he was not messing around:
"The quality of the belt you made is not good. Did you buy cow dung technology materials made in India? I have to criticize you for this, Comrade Diansuo, how can you ignore the safety of me as a user in order to save costs?
This is a belt buckle. If it explodes and breaks the long baby on my body, how will you pay for it?"
Logically speaking, Diansuo is a person from the 31st century in the future. He is younger than anyone today. It is not wrong to say that he is a young comrade.
In addition, Deadpool said that the particularly long baby on his body is actually his belt, which is made of Italian calfskin and has many tactical buckles on it, which is quite valuable.
If Spider-Man were here, he might stupidly ask Deadpool what it was, and then create an opportunity for the bitch to be clever and gain a wave of popularity.
But Cable was an old acquaintance of Deadpool after all. He didn't listen to what the bitch said and just concentrated on doing the work he was doing. Even Wade took off his pants and tempted him to complain, and he pretended not to see it.
.
"There is nothing wrong with the positioning chip. It's a good thing. It's just that part of the capacitor and circuit were burned. When you were eating, ketchup flowed into it. It was overclocked before and caused a short circuit."
Cable's single eye emitted a red laser, scanning the inside of the belt buckle, and spoke out the required materials:
"There is a shortage of materials here. I need to find some electronic components. Do you know any store nearby? Just the kind that sells mobile phones."
The components in the mobile phone are actually not good enough, but it should be enough to temporarily push it. At least being able to initiate a teleportation is enough to escape the danger, right?
"Ah, actually I don't know where this is."
First he spread his hands, and then the smiling Deadpool lifted up his pants, scratched his butt, and tore off a piece of dead skin. A suspicious pink color appeared on the face of the mask:
"We are not in the 40K universe now, but in another multi-dimensional system. I didn't pay attention when I escaped before. This can be said to be a random place."
"It's okay." Cable was silent for a long time. He stared at Wade, as if he had screwed the bitch's head off countless times in his mind before he forced out the words through his teeth.
: "We left the basement and went to the street to search. Even a traffic light on the roadside would be enough."
"You go out first and help me see if the guy who is chasing me is gone." Deadpool did not move under his feet, but let Cable explore the way. He pointed to the basement door: "The other party can fly.
It should be in heaven, it doesn't know you, you should be fine."
"Oh? Weren't you very cool in the past?" Cable raised an eyebrow and said sarcastically: "Just like your cousin Deathstroke is the boss of the universe and you are the second in the universe, isn't it true that everyone doesn't accept it?
Why are you like a ground mouse now?"
"Really? I have never said that I am the second child of the universe, and the universe does not have that kind of thing."
Deadpool was immune to any ridicule. He took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket and lit it indifferently, holding up his trousers with one hand:
"You go to the traffic light. I'll wait for you here. It's safer underground. I understand why my cousin likes to go into sewers. This underground is like home. The noises of mice are so nice. I like it very much.
It’s here.”
While he was talking, a little mouse climbed onto his boot, and Deadpool kicked it away in disgust, causing a splash of blood on the wall.
"Oh, coward."
The one-eyed man smiled crookedly, left the basement, and walked out of the house. Then he looked up at the sky, first looking for the enemy that Deadpool said, to see what kind of thing could scare even a bitch.
But when he raised his head and saw that the entire sky was replaced by a huge green eye, the eyeball was still spinning, and a sharp sight like an eagle locked on him instantly, Diansuo still swallowed and retreated to the house.
Do some psychological construction for yourself.
"Can't see, it can't see me, yes, it doesn't know me"