"Your belt has not been repaired. Our landing point is obviously a bit off. Now it's like a steak falling into a pack of wolves. Oops, I'm so troubled."
While wielding two samurai swords to chop zombies, Deadpool was chanting RAP and complaining about the belt malfunction to Cable beside him at high speed.
He wanted to return to 40K, but there seemed to be something wrong with the teleportation. The landing point actually became the zombie universe 40K-1, and he happened to fall into a pile of zombies in an unknown location.
Thanks to Deadpool's body smelling worse than the rotting zombies, those guys didn't attack him immediately, but the Cable around him was different. He was very big and naturally had a lot of meat. Maybe he was better than the zombies.
It looks like sweetmeat in the eyes.
As a teammate, Deadpool will not throw away the cable. In fact, the pressure is not too great, it is just that the road is blocked and it is difficult to escape.
This is 40K-1, the experimental world used by my cousin to allow the Stitch Monster virus to evolve autonomously. 70% of the land area on this earth is controlled by zombies. The survivors often live on islands or large ships in the form of city-states.
Hard work to survive.
But there is also good news. There will be no advanced special infected people here, because once the little zombies undergo advanced evolution, they will be captured by the adjutant and taken to Casillas for research.
So this is a bit like a culture dish for bacteria? Or a jar for growing poisonous insects?
In fact, Wade is a little lucky. Fortunately, he fell to 40K-1 instead of 40K-2 next door.
You must know that what the latter is doing are the experiments of 'Mysterious Resurrection', which are full of all kinds of urban weird stories and incredible lives. There are many mysterious experimental subjects that cannot be solved by simply relying on guns and swords.
"Stop talking nonsense, do you think the improvised parts are really that safe?" Cable kept firing, and at the same time used his laser eyes to emit heat vision to scan the corpses. The two stood back to back: "Get in touch quickly.
Deathstroke fish us out, if we get one bite from this thing, we'll be finished."
Not to mention a bite, in fact, strictly speaking, even a small cut on the body will be infected, which means that the two of them are very skilled in martial arts, and ordinary little zombies can't get close.
"Don't worry, everything will be fine. Even if you are infected, my cousin has the antidote."
Deadpool hacked at the zombies indifferently. If it wasn't for the painful bite, he wouldn't even bother to struggle:
"I'm using a double sword now, and I've only learned how to use a double sword. I don't know how to use a single sword. Please help me get my cell phone and call the adjutant."
"Where's the phone?" Cable didn't care. He could hold a huge assault rifle with his metal left arm and fire his heat vision without using his other hand, so he could help.
"In my right pants pocket." Deadpool tilted his head and at the same time waved the katana in his hands like an electric fan, setting off a new round of bloodshed.
The spoiled blood of the zombies is really fishy and smells like rotten eggs mixed with fish poop.
Cable turned his back to Deadpool and reached for his pocket. It was because the departure was too hasty and he was thrown into a strange world without any communication tools.
Originally, he had a prop like a monocular eyepiece, which integrated communication functions and many tactical analysis functions, but who told him to brush his teeth just after getting up?
"Ah~~~Ouch, wow, it's exciting, you're really strong, but you took the wrong phone, it's not this one." At this time, Deadpool suddenly made a suspicious gasping sound, and a blush appeared under the mask: "
Go a little to the right, the phone is on the right."
"Ugh!" Diansuo realized what he had just touched. No matter how determined he was, his defense was immediately broken. He bent down and vomited it out.
But this exposed a flaw, and the little zombies around him screamed and swarmed up.
At this moment, a blue light fell from the sky, took the two people away from the group of corpses, and then threw them into a closed room. There were many nozzles on the ceiling of this room, and they began to spray very pungent water.
The potion comes.
The wall began to emit ultraviolet light, and the blower there blew hot air at the same time.
"Ah~ I feel a lot of ultraviolet rays. It can help people tan and get skin cancer at the same time." Deadpool sheathed the knife indifferently. He knew that the deputy had fished him out and was disinfecting it now.
: "But I already have skin cancer, so it'll be fine."
After saying that, he danced "Singin' in the Rain" under the spray of the potion, looking cheerful.
"Ugh" Cable retched while frantically washing his right hand with potion, as if he was going to rub the skin off his hand, or was planning to replace his right arm with a metal one.
"You two are now back at the Holy of Holies in Antarctica at 40K on Earth. It's safe. You can have something to eat after the disinfection is completed."
The adjutant's voice appeared in the small room, but her own projection did not appear, probably because she didn't want to see the picture of Deadpool bathing:
"One more thing, Wade, you almost led the Origin Falcon back to our world. Fortunately, I found out in time and threw you to 40K-1 to attract the other party."
"I understand. The veterans in the live broadcast room have already told me. But you can't have such high demands on me. I have never seen the Origin Falcon before. Who knows what it is capable of?"
The unconcerned Deadpool was washing himself charmingly, looking like he was doing a striptease, but he didn't really take off his clothes, muttering angrily:
"Also, that thief bird is too dark, isn't it? I've obviously seen through it but I still pretended not to see it. It's despicable and shameless. Can't there be more sincerity and less tricks between birds and people? I'm trembling with anger, animal.
There are so many provisions in the conservation law to protect birds, but why are there no provisions to protect humans? When will humans stand up?"
"But it has fallen into the trap. Emperor Weishan is waiting for it." The adjutant said again.
"Oh, it seems that my cousin is indeed darker, so I am the bait, right? Although I did not lead the hand of creation to Diversity 2, I led the Origin Judge into another trap. It seems that my credit is even greater.
Some? Do I have to pay more?”
In terms of level, the Origin Judge is one level higher than the Hand of Creation. It is like trying to capture the enemy's squad leader, but ended up capturing the squadron leader. It is obviously a profit.
As for being used as bait or a living target, Deadpool is used to it. After all, this is the job of a mercenary, and he can do dirty jobs even dirtier than this.
"I'll give you five hundred points."
The adjutant was very generous this time. Now that there is digital currency, part of the financial power has been transferred to her hands. So as soon as she finished speaking, a line of jumping numbers appeared in the upper right corner of Deadpool's perspective, and gold coins dropped in her ears.
The sound of falling.
"Ah, the most beautiful and kind-hearted adjutant, you are so kind. My love for you is as endless as the Milky Way, and it is out of control!"
There was no arguing, no stabbing, and the money was so easy this time. Deadpool's eyes suddenly turned into the shape of gold coins, and he immediately turned into a licking dog.
By the way, these licking lines were all said by Thanos to Death in the past, and when the woman went to bed with Wade, she said it as a joke.