"Batman actually asked someone where the audience was? The answer is very simple! Click on the button~~~"
Deadpool, who was carrying a mushroom-headed zombie on his shoulders, was running wildly under the shadow of the collapsed skyscraper, but he was not nervous at all. Instead, he was talking to the air to the side:
"You guys in the live broadcast room, can you let me see your little flowers? Look at my parkour posture, and it's still weight-bearing. The hand of creation can't catch up with my speed."
In fact, he was not hunted down. The Hand of Creation was still in another single world at this time. His current situation was brought about by himself.
Originally, he was supposed to catch a zombie in this place as a 'seed' and continue to spread the virus in the next universe, but someone in the live broadcast room asked for a gift to watch the building blow up, so he did it.
Blowing up a high-rise building is actually a relatively complex project that requires a lot of explosives and preparation work, but as long as you find the right 'stress point', you can blow up a building even with some gas tanks.
Deadpool did it, but he forgot that he had to get out of the building before detonating the bomb.
But it’s not a big problem. He can still run. Although the building is crooked, he can’t fall to his death. Instead, he sees a very decent zombie after landing. He can pick it up and walk away. Is it a blessing in disguise?
Now the building is collapsing, and the shadow has fallen on his head, but he has not forgotten to gain popularity, and kept talking about thanking him for the gift.
"."
"This universe is about to end. Yes, some people may say, well, Deadpool, you just spread these viruses with evil thoughts and powerful people on different earths. Other planets in the universe are quite safe. Why do you say this?
Is the universe going to end?”
Both legs were swung into cartoon-style hot wheels. He ran wildly on the broken road, passing zombies and vehicle wreckage everywhere:
"This old man has asked a good question, but you have overlooked a key factor, which is that my cousin once said that whether it is DC or Marvel, every single universe under these two major systems is 'Geocentric'
To put it simply, the earth is the center of the universe. If the earth is over, the story will be gone, the popularity will be lost, everything will be dead, and the universe will be over. Is this understandable?"
"." The non-existent audience seemed to say something.
"Hmm, it may not always be like this. You can go and watch "Star Wars". The earth there is nothing at all. Oh, there is no earth in Eorzea where Ciri is currently, but it seems that they are also mothers.
The star is destroyed and the single universe is destroyed, who knows."
He ran out of the shadow of the building in one breath. The tall building fell down just as he finished speaking. A large amount of dust swallowed Deadpool like a wave. He could only put the zombie down on the roadside and tie it with shoelaces.
He stood on the fire hydrant and began to dust himself off.
Because the dust is too heavy, he has turned into a "black" person, which is not good.
You must know that in many horror and disaster films, people of color often do not survive until the end, which is unlucky.
But the dust in the building was still flowing like a river, as uncontrollable as diabetes. Deadpool could only cover his mouth and nose, and then shake himself wildly like a wild dog shaking off water.
But this didn't look good and had no effect, so he rolled his eyes and started dancing the Qinghai Shake.
In the apocalyptic scenery, the low-quality MP3 player obtained from Star-Lord played a restless ditty, and there were a large number of rotting mushroom zombies wandering on the streets. However, his behavior injected a lot of optimism into this scene.
Positive factors.
It's a pity that the zombies didn't listen to him, otherwise the group dance might have been better.
"." It may be that the live broadcast lens was blocked by smoke and dust. The water friends in the live broadcast room could not see Deadpool at this time and could only initiate interactions, seemingly asking some questions.
As a mercenary, dancing and chatting at the same time is a basic skill. Wade waved his fancy hands and replied:
"Don't ask me, I can't say for sure. I can see what's going on with my cousin and Batman, but how do I know what the future will look like? The script I took was for the male protagonist. How could there be supporting characters in it?
It’s a show, meow hahahaha~~~”
Speaking of his success, he couldn't help but laugh to the sky, but in this world almost crawling with zombies, no one would think he was mentally ill.
Just like this, while chatting and messing around, about ten minutes later, he still didn't wait for the creative hand that came after him.
Is it possible that the damage caused to the New Diversity was not great enough and that their psychological defenses were not broken? Or is it that the Origin Judge who chased him away has never returned, and now the Creative Hands have concerns?
After pretending to think about it for a while, Wade knocked his palm with his fist. He thought that both possibilities were unlikely. The most likely possibility was that the creative hands were afraid of him.
"I didn't expect that I could have the same effect as Batman, inflicting deep fear on others. Well, tell me, I'm just handsome and charming, but I'm also so strong. This makes me
How can my peers live except for my cousin? Hee hee!"
As he spoke, he took out a small mirror from his trouser pocket and fiddled with his hood a few times, as if adjusting his hairstyle.
"."
The non-existent audience should have initiated a higher frequency of interaction, and because of this, Deadpool, who had deceived a wave of barrage, put away the mirror and became serious:
"Okay, let's just talk casually. Next, I will continue to make trouble. Then this on-point mushroom man will be sent to the next universe. The veterans in the live broadcast room please click and follow. I won't get lost next time when the broadcast starts.
, By the way, I recently learned how to stir-fry, do you want to watch how to stew mushroom zombies in an iron pot later?"
The mushroom zombie tied next to the fire hydrant seemed to understand, and it actually started to struggle violently, but Deadpool's shoelaces were made of unknown materials, and they just kept being pulled and messed up.
"Be honest! If you want to stew, you must stew others. It's not you. You are shouldering the heavy responsibility of spreading the virus. I caught your eye among the countless zombies. Do you know how difficult it is to see the right corpse in the vast sea of people?
?”
Deadpool, who was talking nonsense, patted the mushroom's umbrella cap, untied his shoelaces, and then picked up the zombie again. While adjusting the knob of his belt, he muttered:
"Don't disappoint me, otherwise I will send you to my cousin to be a watchdog. Let me tell you, he is very dark. Be careful and you will lose your ass on the first day. Yes, this is workplace bullying.
, just asking are you scared?"
The zombie seems to be scared. It is motionless and looks like it is being slaughtered. However, this silence in this noisy and chaotic world may be a kind of silent resistance?
However, it was unable to interfere with Deadpool. The black and red mercenary tapped the teleport button on his belt, and with a thinning sound, he and the zombie disappeared from the spot.
The destination was the next world, and then Wade found that he was blocked by a team. The five Hands of Creation were lined up in the sky in front of him, like a big slap raised high.