"This place is a bit strange. It's dark everywhere. Oops, this black thing is still alive. It actually pulled my leg. Could it be a foot fetish?"
Following Elaine, Deadpool's mouth never stopped, and he complained endlessly about everything around him, ever since he arrived at this place:
"I know my feet are beautiful, and the skin cancer and athlete's foot also make them smell bad, but you can't be good at everything. This habit will only harm you. Did you hear what Uncle Wade said? No.
Let’s go, I haven’t finished speaking yet.”
The squirming black shadow faded away much faster than when it came, as if it was avoiding some pollution.
"Okay, aren't you going to let your mouth rest for a while?" The girl rubbed her temples. She seemed to have a headache. What Deadpool did and said was a bit abstract. She realized that she was so troubled last time.
, or the day my mother died.
She planned to use Deadpool, because although this bitch did not often come to the DC universe in the past, his performance was seen by girls, and the 'possibility' he showed was the 'future'
required.
But after a close encounter today, I found that Deadpool is really not something that ordinary people can control. Even if we don’t talk about body odor and various depraved habits, just talking nonsense is unbearable.
But in order to deal with an immortal, it would be very uncomfortable to have to use Deadpool.
"No, my Lord, Bracket, Lord of Gold, you were still too young when you were a human being. When you are like me and are about to run for four years in your thirties, you will understand a truth, that is, life lies in movement.
"
After driving away the shadow creatures harassing pedestrians on the roadside, Deadpool was worried that no one would chat with him. Elaine was naturally caught by this opportunity:
"There is an old saying in the far Eastern countries, use it or lose it. Look at my tongue. It's so flexible. It's because I talk a lot. Now I've practiced it enough and I'm ready to use it.
Only then can my girlfriends be more satisfied."
While speaking, he also lifted up half of his mask, stuck out his long tongue, and shook it rapidly, even the rotten blisters and scars on it were left behind. He was so flexible.
The student girl's footsteps paused, and her eyes turned into dead fish shapes:
"Even if you treat me as a human being, don't forget that I'm a minor. Are you sure it's appropriate to tell me this?"
"Hey, ah, I forgot about this." Wade was shocked and patted his head: "I still want to fight for the NC-17 classification. You shouldn't say this to minors. Director, put this
Cut the paragraph! Save the child!"
God has no expression whatsoever for Deadpool's behavior of speaking indiscriminately, polluting the pure hearts of the children, and then calling for the children to be saved.
But if possible, Elaine really wanted to strike him to death with a thunderbolt, but unfortunately it was just a thought. Not only was this thing indestructible, but it would only stink more every time it was roasted. It was something that even she could hardly bear.
the taste of.
It's like roasting a durian on a fire in a public toilet, it's so slutty and smelly.
"Okay, just be quiet. Don't forget that I am God. I actually take these things very lightly." The female student sighed and continued walking on the gray path with Deadpool. She took a clear look.
The voice said: "Do you still remember the plan I told you before? I know you are mentally ill, and I have to make sure you haven't forgotten it."
"My short-term memory is okay, but the cancer cells have probably been attacking the area responsible for long-term memory recently." Deadpool pulled down his mask and drew circles on his head with his hands like a monk: "The plan is that you hold it back and I harass it.
, let it surrender and listen to you, right?"
"That's it." Elaine nodded with satisfaction. Not to mention, Deadpool really has the basic qualities of a professional mercenary. At least when it comes to tasks, he doesn't stretch his hips very much.
Think about it, if you rely on this craft to make a living, if you can't do anything, then you are not worthy of being Deathstroke's cousin.
Generally speaking, the gap between a family is not particularly big, just like Lucifer's strength was about the same as that of Michael and Gabriel in the past, this is family.
"The plan is good, but look at me."
Deadpool quickened his pace, walked to the girl, and showed off his tight autumn clothes:
"Should you strengthen me before doing something? I heard from the veterans that you gave Lucifer a gift. I am doing something for you, don't you have anything good to give me? Mine
The requirements are not high, just give me seven or eight copies of the heavenly energy you gave Lucifer."
His uniform doesn't have any special functions, it's probably just good at absorbing sweat. It's essentially the same as autumn clothes and long trousers.
As a person with self-healing ability and someone who relies on this for a living, it is unnecessary to spend money on uniforms. They will be broken sooner or later, right? There is no need for Kevlar fiber or bulletproof inserts.
Wear the cheapest clothes and replace them with new ones if they get damaged. Today, I just used this as a reason to ask God to give me a better one.
Is it a golden saint suit? Or a transformation belt? Hehe, I’m really looking forward to it.
It's a pity that the girl God just looked at him mercilessly and curled her lips: "No, I will give you one meal at most. If you are not satisfied, I will deduct your money."
After saying that, she activated the power of God, pinched a hamburger out of thin air, and threw it to Wade without even the accompanying soda.
"Oh, it's heartless. It's so heartless." Deadpool tore the burger packaging bag, exposed the food inside, and casually flipped through the lettuce leaves and tomato slices with his fingers: "It's actually a vegetarian burger, you...
He is God, but he still maintains his health?"
"No, I'm not an animal rights activist. I also eat meat." The girl walked a little excitedly, as if she couldn't wait to finish the matter in front of her: "But I think it's better for you to be a vegetarian, so that the body odor may be less."
, this is for your own good."
"Pfft, it makes sense, so let's do it, but I won't eat it now. I'll take it home and talk about it later." Wade stuffed the burger into his trouser pocket and picked his butt, and there was some sweat in the crack.
, not feeling very comfortable: "By the way, how long do we have to go? Didn't you say that his family lives on Loess Plateau? No, does he live on the edge of Taixu?"
"We're almost there. Don't look in the direction of Taixu. I don't think you can bear it." The student girl shook her finger, and the gray fog in front of her parted like the sea. She continued to move forward without slowing down.
"I've already seen it. It's that huge vortex hanging in the sky over there, right? It's just like the floor drain in my bathroom, it's still spewing out black water." Deadpool not only looked up, but also pointed it out to God.
Nothing happened to him.
After all, people who have gone crazy cannot become crazy again. In his opinion, the image of Taixu is not only harmless, but also quite funny.