"I am also a person who is desperately trying to survive. Just like the host of the ghost, I am an ordinary person, and it is not easy for me."
When Deathstroke said this, the adjutant had already teleported two people and one cat into space. They were on an international space station some distance away from the battlefield. The location was not great, but it was still a place to stay.
"Yes, life is too difficult. You don't understand cats. The price of cat food has increased too much in recent years, and it's even more difficult for cat owners."
Wade took out a spherical fish tank from somewhere and put it on his head. This way he could survive in the universe, but his voice became a bit dull and had an echo effect:
"In the past, people raised cats and gave them some milk and small fish, which was considered a good thing. But in this era, you have to buy expensive cat food to eat, otherwise you will be accused by those on the Internet of abusing cats. Alas,
"Sometimes a cat's meal is more expensive than a human meal. If you complain a little bit, a bunch of people will jump out and scold you, saying that if you can't afford to raise a cat, then don't raise one. It's really too difficult."
"Is this the reason why you don't keep pets?" Thousand Cats Dream lay on Deathstroke's shoulder, looked at Deadpool, but quickly shook his head, asked himself and answered: "I don't think so, it's more likely because of Mrs.
It stinks, and animals with sensitive senses of smell can’t survive around you, right?”
Those ordinary animals raised by humans may not be able to survive. They do not have intelligent brains, let alone willpower. Their survival instinct will make them escape from rotten things.
Small animals also know to stay away from dirty things, otherwise they will easily get sick. This is a memory engraved in the biological DNA.
"What? You actually said I stink? I am the hottest red rose in the mercenary world. Everyone loves me. How could I be stink?"
Deadpool covered his heart. Even though he was floating in the universe, he still took several steps back with the sound of "dong dong dong" footsteps:
"It must be that you lack a sense of boundaries and can't tell what is fragrant and what is smelly, so I decided to imitate the ancient Xiang Fei of the Celestial Dynasty and rename myself Xiang Shi. Cousin, what do you think?"
According to gossip, it is said that Xiang Fei has a strong and peculiar fragrance, which can make people feel ecstasy and confused after smelling it. After analysis, people later came up with an argument that it is actually a kind of body odor that can make people feel ecstasy.
The kind above people.
"No, it's the provincial examination. Why don't you call it the palace examination?" Su Ming waved his hands wordlessly. He was secretly observing the battlefield and choosing the time to enter.
At this time, the Green Lanterns had the advantage. After all, the ghost's green robe seemed to be charging the Green Lantern ring all the time. The big man's abilities might be okay against ordinary people, but against lanterns that could fly at the speed of light.
When I was a hero, it was a little bit unsatisfactory.
This is normal. After all, the ghost is the clone of God. With the old man's temperament, it is impossible to create a clone stronger than himself, right?
No one would be stupid enough to actually do this, so who is the clone?
However, it is not necessarily the advantage of the Lanterns, because they only temporarily held back the ghost, but the attack method of these people is really difficult to cause effective damage to the ghost, and it is more like a slapstick.
Take Hal, for example. He roared, used a light ring to shape a huge hammer, and hit the ghost on the head.
But the big cuckold didn't even have the intention to dodge. Not only was he unscathed by the hammer, not even the wrinkles on his green cloak were changed.
This feeling made Su Ming feel like she was watching some kind of variety show, the kind where the guests fought with each other with inflatable hammers, but it lacked some laughing and joking sound effects.
Not only him, but also the cat also showed an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone. He smacked his lips a few times and said:
"Hal is really a Green Lantern who can perform miracles. He can use such outrageous attacks. Doesn't he know that the strongest thing on Ghost's body is his green cloak?"
The green cloak is the identity symbol of the ghost and the embodiment of the concept of God's vengeful wrath.
The host of the ghost changes frequently, and the ghost giant will be slightly different after each change. The only thing that remains unchanged is the green hooded cloak. This thing cannot be destroyed by the creation of the emotional spectrum.
"So this green hat is his helmet, right?" Deadpool rubbed his chin and came closer. He was also observing the battlefield situation, but after looking at it for a while, he came to the conclusion: "The green hat
,Pfft, he has really good taste, Thanos will definitely like him."
Yes, after watching it for a long time, he just thought about the cuckold thing. The more he thought about it, the more funny he felt, and he couldn't be serious at all!
"Okay, Xiao Hui, you play with Deadpool for a while." Su Ming took the cat off his shoulder and let it float in space: "The ghost didn't notice me, I'm going to give him a surprise."
"Oh? What surprise?" The cat's curiosity came again. It likes surprises.
"In a way, I am also a Lantern." Deathstroke let out a dark laugh, and his armor quickly changed in a burst of squirming, and soon turned into a Green Lantern uniform.
But because he hadn't used the light ring for so long, he couldn't remember which finger the green light ring was on, so he could only light up all ten light rings first, leaving the one with the green light at the end.
I can’t use my own face, so I can transform into an alien, with a head like an octagon and four arms. What’s the name of this race? There are quite a few of these aliens in all the major lantern troupes.
.
Forget it if you can’t remember them. Aliens don’t count as humans anyway, so why remember them?
Transformed into an alien, and put on the Green Lantern uniform again, Deathstroke clenched his fist in front of himself, causing the Lantern Ring to emit a stronger green light, and when he opened his mouth, he spoke in a standard British London accent:
"Traitors and evil parties, fear my divine light! The green light will always be on, shining for eternity!"
"Papa papa" the cat kept applauding as if watching the fun, and then used its two little paws to show its thumbs up and gave the man crazy praise: "It's really good, it does have the flavor of Green Lantern, haha! Your will
It's so powerful, this lamp ring is so bright."
"Hey, that's okay." Su Ming said modestly, waving hello to the astronauts in the International Space Station who were looking outside through the windows. Looking at their frightened expressions after seeing aliens, his mood improved.
Quite a few said: "You guys watch here, I'll sneak into the Green Lantern Corps, take advantage of the chaos and give Ghost a try, and I can get it done in minutes."
Just when Ghost thought he was an ordinary alien Green Lantern, no different from the Green Lanterns surrounding him, suddenly someone turned into Deathstroke and stabbed him in the back. Isn't it a surprise?
Only in this way can it be more likely to be fatal with one blow, lest the ghost be 'eaten' back by God.