From another perspective, the Sharknado universe is actually a very happy world. Even the way people here die is very funny and full of all kinds of bad taste.
For example, Deathstroke and Lucifer were flying on the road and saw a little black man crawling on a street lamp not far away, and a group of sharks surrounded him below. They kept jumping up and wanted to bite the black man's butt, so things looked like this.
Like this nigger who keeps shaking his crotch at a high frequency against the hanging lampshade.
Death is a matter of time, and human physical strength is limited. There is certainly no way to compare with these sharks wearing armor, but at least he brought happiness to the people passing by during his lifetime, right?
This is indeed the case. At this time, there was a fat white man on the third floor not far away, hiding by the window and looking out. He happened to see the embarrassing scene of the black people and burst into laughter.
As a result, a tornado in the distance threw a shark into the window of this house accurately, and the metal shark fin of the armor cut off the fat man's head with a swipe.
Good guy, there is another red fountain that seems to never stop, and it looks quite festive.
However, the person who likes the color red the most is Deadpool. Among many men, he is the only one who likes red roses, which he claims to be passionate about, without making others think he is effeminate.
Lucifer collected some gifts, and I have to say that after looking at the problem from a different perspective, he found many things quite interesting.
Things that I didn't like in the past may be treasures to others. This gift is really suitable.
I don’t want to be Satan, but want to live in the human world. In this case, I should learn from Deathstroke in interpersonal relationships.
Is Slade a superhero? Obviously not. He is ruthless, has a dark style, and treats his enemies more cruelly than even the craziest perverted serial killer.
But no one has ever said that Deathstroke has any problems as a person, whether it is the superheroes of the Justice League, the various mentally ill people roaming Gotham, or the well-informed wizards in the magical world.
Maybe it's because all Deathstroke's enemies have been killed, so he is surrounded by friends, and there are people he can talk to wherever he goes. In this regard, Lucifer is no match for him.
Because every time he appeared, a fool could see the wary looks in the Justice League's eyes, but even though Deathstroke's combat prowess was about the same as his own, those superheroes could smile and hug him.
Is it due to the difference between being a human and a demon? Lucifer doesn't think so. He feels that his charismatic charm should be able to offset his status disadvantage.
But obviously this charm doesn't work for superheroes with strong willpower.
So the former Satan summarized and summarized, and finally came to a conclusion, that is, Deathstroke likes to constantly give favors to people, whether it is life-saving grace or some small gifts.
Lucifer decided to learn from here. He had plenty of time and unlimited lifespan. He could temporarily put aside his pride and learn something from the humans he loved deeply.
This is not shameful. For example, how to use a mobile phone, how to drive a car, how to mix drinks, etc., these skills were all learned from humans after he came to the world.
Arrogance is indeed an attitude, and this attitude only targets useless people.
"That's almost it. I have prepared gifts for everyone I can think of." Lucifer said, stopped planning to continue flying, and instead found a high-rise building on the roadside to rest.
But in fact, as Su Ming watched, he picked up some broken limbs, funny corpses, broken boats, etc. along the way, which amounted to only a dozen items.
Calculating it this way, Lucifer really has few friends, but that's right. When he was Satan in the past, he was full of majesty. Who dares to ensure that he will change his temper after retirement?
Although this is indeed the case, Lucifer did become Buddhist after coming to the human world.
If it were in the past, would demons still dare to have fun in the nightclub under his nose? The demons who refused to kneel down when they saw him all died suddenly on the spot.
"Okay, it seems that you are familiar with the atmosphere and environment of the Sharknado multiverse." Su Ming could only say a few words about other people's private matters, but he did not intend to get involved too deeply, so he landed next to Satan and looked at
Looking at the tornado in the distance: "Then let's change to a single universe with no one and start experiments."
"Okay, let's choose within this multiverse. You will lead the way." Satan patted his high-end suit. The blood stained along the way instantly evaporated into a blood mist, making the clothes as smooth as new. He was still
I love cleanliness.
Most demons like the feeling of bathing in blood and would like to soak in the blood pool for entertainment when they have nothing to do, but he was once an angel after all.
"Adjutant, pick me the most useless single universe in the Sharknado multiverse." Deathstroke only knew that there was fun here, but he didn't pay much attention to it, so chores like picking targets were still a matter of course.
The adjutant will do it.
With a flash of blue light, the two came to a wasteland. The adjutant's projected bust was floating aside. She pushed a strand of silver hair behind her ears and introduced the current earth.
"Here I name it Sharknado-4. It is a world where resources are completely exhausted, civilization is completely destroyed, and all living things are extinct."
She spoke very concisely and explained the state of this earth clearly in one sentence, but in fact she could be more direct - just tell them that this place is a 'junk'.
Su Ming casually took out the "Code of Origins", opened it, glanced at it, and nodded:
"Well, in the universe that was destroyed by sharks, not only the earth, but also all kinds of living things, including aliens, were eaten up."
"Oh? Can a shark swim in the universe?" Lucifer touched his chin, but he just continued to say a sentence. He didn't have much thought: "But why didn't I see a shark?
"
It's too quiet. This earth is too quiet. All you can see is the desolate land. Not a single insect or a blade of grass can be seen.
There is only deathly silence here, the brown dry earth, and the red sky without any clouds.
"Because they ate up everything that could be eaten in this single universe, and then developed cannibalism, and finally ate themselves to extinction."
For such a scene thousands of miles away, Su Ming just calmly told what happened here before. Then he put away the code and talked about irrelevant things. He didn't know why his thinking was so fast:
"By the way, Lucifer, you should be the one who has witnessed the extinction of the dinosaurs, right? Did they also eat themselves to extinction in the harsh environment?"
With a frivolous smile, Lucifer shook his head. He turned over his hands and took out invisible objects and started playing with them. At the same time, he replied: "No, the dinosaurs actually suffered from depression and committed collective suicide. Do you believe it?"
"I believe you are a devil, you are a bad old man and you are very bad." Deathstroke's answer made it unclear whether he believed it or not.