Deadpool was going to help his cousin, and he also came up with the idea of family members. In this way, even A Thousand Cats Dream has nothing to say, after all, he is tired of cutting wood.
For the sake of your family, you can do many things, so what’s the point of taking risks? The Wuwu family can understand this behavior.
It's just that Peter is really not suitable to go with him. Then he probably won't be able to come back alive. Even if he has a white symbiote on his body, that guy can't even block Jessica's sneak attack, and he still hopes to be able to fight with Strangler.
Comparable?
The new symbiote is not very strong, and Peter cannot feed it other people's brains, which further limits the symbiote's evolution.
So after everyone warned Deadpool, they sent him off, and it was just fun. But now no one really wants something to happen to Deadpool. At a small level, he is going to help Deathstroke, but at a big level, whether the future of the universe will be
Whether it can survive safely is a matter for everyone.
Just like Deadpool said, he may be a bit fond of fooling around, but he has never been stupid, so his action goal is very clear. The first step is to find Lucifer.
"Wait a minute, what do you mean I like to mess around?" Deadpool, who was holding the teleportation belt, landed at the door of the Afterlife Nightclub. He showed his dead fish eyes in displeasure and said to the side of the air: "I am a serious mercenary.
It’s never random, it’s all about popularity. Veterans can vouch for me, you are not a professional narrator at all, are you new here?”
"." The non-existent audience seemed to say something.
This made Deadpool even more proud. He raised his chin, quickly wiped the bottom of his nose with his fingers, and said very coquettishly:
"That's right, I have always had a plan. I learned it from Slade, so I already have a way to deal with CAAT. There are three steps in total. The first step is to open the refrigerator door, and the second step is to stuff the CAAT inside.
, the third step, close the refrigerator door! How about it? Is it reasonable and convincing? No, you don’t need to answer me, I know that I have completely convinced you, and you admire my intelligence so much.
But don’t kneel, don’t kneel, I’m telling you, hahahahahaha~~~~”
The demon who "stared" at the door of the nightclub was the one with the head of a fly, who transformed into the image of a strong white man. He looked at this madman who suddenly appeared at the door of the store and was talking to himself with the eyes of a mentally retarded man.
That is to say, today is a special situation. Everyone has just woken up from a nightmare. No one comes to the nightclub to play. Otherwise, a human like Deadpool who delays other people's business would have been dragged to his master's private room and treated like this.
Toyed with.
Yes, even if it delays Lucifer's business, he will not kill anyone. Instead, he will let humans experience love.
"Okay, old guys, without further ado, let's go get some free gifts and flowers, and I'll take you all to meet Lucifer." Deadpool started a new day of live broadcast, and it was indeed a new day, because the manga
The time at Wei and DC is different, the previous live broadcast of cute pets does not count.
"."
The invisible veterans in the live broadcast room seemed to have said something.
"Yes, I know Lucifer is coveting my beautiful and juicy body, but it's not a big problem. My cousin sold me to Lucifer, but there was no time limit specified in their contract."
As a mercenary and Deathstroke's cousin, Deadpool actually has some research on contracts.
It was precisely because of the loopholes in that agreement that he dared to come to Lucifer.
Yes, my cousin agreed to that Satan, allowing him to play games with Maizi, and letting Lucifer watch while playing with others. However, there was no agreed time for this matter. He could do it again after a thousand or ten thousand years.
Fulfill it.
Maybe one day when I'm in a good mood, I don't object to having a few more shots with that female devil. Anyway, I won't suffer any loss.
But that’s not possible today, so let’s do business first. My cousin is busy in secret. If I start having fun now, enjoy life like a normal person, regardless of the life and death of my loved ones, I will lose my fans!
"."
"Don't worry, although my cousin often pokes me with his hands, speaks ill of me behind my back, often dislikes me for not taking a shower, and often looks at me like I'm looking at non-burnable garbage, he is my relative and I must help him.
"
While chatting with the air, Deadpool strode towards the Light of the Afterlife nightclub. The demon at the door knew him and did not stop him, so the journey was smooth:
"I've told you the plan. Isn't it very feasible? Now I just need to ask Lucifer, who has faced CAAT before, to do me a favor and help me find where the enemy may appear next time. Here we go.
As soon as CAAT appears, I will enter the universe that it is ready to eat and let it eat me. When the time comes, I will call it sister-in-law in its belly and let it open its mouth. Brother-in-law, I am coming out.
, Jie Jie!”
"."
"Holy crap, there are real people like Crouching Dragon and Phoenix among the veterans in my live broadcast room, but people with the crown of XP actually exist? Cool, you guys are very cool."
The environment of nightclubs has always been like this. There are no big lights, no windows, and it is very dark inside.
When Deadpool saw Lucifer, the demon was sitting at the bar with God. The two were eating hot pot together. The copper pot was steaming with steam. If you smell the smell,
"I have nasal cancer and it's getting worse today, so I can't smell anything. I'm sorry." Deadpool suddenly appeared behind the two of them and stretched his neck to look into the pot: "But I can see with my eyes.
What's in the pot now is mutton rolls. Oh, the way you eat them is really novel. Are those round beads human eyeballs? There are a lot of them in the pot."
"Actually, this is a kind of fruit." Lucifer already knew that Deadpool was coming. He explained with a smile and made some room so that Deadpool could observe carefully: "After entering hell, the human soul will
Begin the process of cleansing from sin, the product of soul nourishment."
"I see, I thought God Girl had also changed her taste."
Deadpool was not interested in eating, but he was very interested in causing trouble for the people who were eating, so he kept scratching his crotch behind the two of them. Suddenly, a coquettish smell filled the air, but he felt like
As if he didn't notice it, he got down to business:
"I'm here to ask for your help, little Fafa, you should know why I'm here, right? I just said so much in front of your house, it's impossible that you didn't hear a word."
"Of course I heard it. Haha, you and your cousin are both despicable. Even the agreement between me and him was a series of traps. It's really good." Lucifer elegantly picked up the white handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth. He smiled and praised
Human virtue: "But if I say that I am also lucky and have only encountered CAAT a few times, would you believe it?"