Asking Batman to hit himself is a normal part of life for the Joker, just like people always want to add some salt when cooking, it is an indispensable necessity in his life.
The Dark Knight, however, did not take action because he knew that any act to satisfy the Joker's wishes was not advisable unless necessary.
If the clown is satisfied, he will only intensify his behavior and act even crazier.
To deal with this guy, the only way to make better use of him is to let him hold it back, make him unable to satisfy himself, make him lose fun and interest, and finally give up the game out of boredom.
So Batman's feet seemed to be rooted outside the cage. He just looked at the clown in the cage quietly, as if he was looking at a ball of air.
The Joker couldn't stand being ignored, especially by Batman, so he started slapping his face harder, first with his palms and then with his fists.
"Hit me! Come in and hit me! Come on! If you don't hit me, I won't tell you that good idea! Come on!"
"."
Outside the dark cell, Batman still didn't move. He didn't even bother to speak. Instead, he turned his gaze to the dark river not far away, as if the water in the river was beautiful.
After the two sides were in a stalemate for ten seconds, the Joker started banging his head against the wall in the cell. Seeing that Batman didn't move, he started to pull his own hair, throwing green hair everywhere:
"Why aren't you curious? Why aren't you willing to hit me? Don't you want to save your miserable friends in tights? You think it's wrong to hit people for no reason, but you can save more people by hitting me. Isn't this super
Are you acting like a hero? Or have you finally realized how ridiculous you were in the past? Hehe!"
"." But Batman still didn't speak. He seemed to be integrated with the darkness behind him, like a calm non-Gotham City night, quiet and deserted.
"Oh, Batman, my Batman, you are always like a angry child, is it because you lack maternal love? Hehe, ah, I forgot, in fact, you also lack father's love, right? Come on, tell me
I, when you saw your parents die, did you secretly think in your heart that you wanted everyone’s parents to die? Then no one would laugh at you for being an orphan? And it would become more fair? Ah.
Hahahahahaha.”
The Joker changed his strategy again. As he said before, he understands Batman. This kind of joke that is slightly over the line and even violates the rules of Gotham is something Batman cannot tolerate.
Because there are unspoken rules in this city, that is, everyone knows Batman's secret identity, but they cannot tell it during the game. It is even worse to pretend not to know that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
There is no mention of Martha.
If you break the rules, you will be beaten up by Batman and looked down upon by other patients because it is cheating.
But the Joker doesn't care about any rules. He has used this method to stimulate Batman many times in the past and played many fun games with him. Maybe it will work today?
"." However, Batman still didn't make any move today. He just withdrew his gaze from the river and continued to stare at the Joker endlessly.
And his silence also caused the fun that the clown could feel to disappear quickly. This pain made the madman laugh uncontrollably again.
"Hahahahahaha."
"Damn it, I never expected that you would look like this? And you would actually say that you are human?"
Deadpool finally saw the person who was controlling the shit fly behind him, but the moment he met him, he was shocked by his appearance and shouted towards a deserted place:
"Director! Do you want to cut this part?! If you don't cut it, this coding work will be very troublesome! I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't be fooled by this, alas, my life is like walking on thin ice, but I didn't expect it.
I'm still in trouble, I hate it so much! Fortunately, I'm wearing red now. If I die, I should be able to turn into a ghost, right? I will seek your life!"
Because what he saw, the so-called 'human' creature from the Ninth Firmament period, looked too much like the uterus of some kind of creature. This kind of thing is not something that children can watch at all, and the movie rating is not even swish.
Spiraling to heaven?
No need to think about NC-17 and R-18, just fast forward to the XXX level, which is the level of those movies shot in the San Fernando Valley next door to Hollywood. Every time you play this kind of movie, you can see the FBI's investigation at the beginning.
Your kind regards.
But now that the matter was over, Mosaic did not appear out of thin air. He could only stare at the strange creature shrouded in light, and finally silently found a place to sit down.
He took out the unfinished cigar, lit it again, and slowly took off the glasses he had put on at some point with trembling hands.
"Zhazha! They're all scumbag! I'm coming to HEB Province! scumbag!"
The language he spoke seemed to be German, but it wasn't. Anyway, just treat it as an emotional release.
"I am really a human being, Mr. Deadpool. It may be difficult for you to accept it, but this is the fact." Some strange creatures that looked like wombs and some looked like flowers made beautiful sounds, without the intermediate transmission of tide flies.
It's her own voice: "My name is Par%l, I am a member of the New Trinity and the guardian of 0% Los."
"Haha. Dad's father is called Grandpa, and Dad's younger brother is called Laoer."
The smoking Deadpool drooled from the corner of his mouth. He seemed to have been spoiled. Just like what he said, he had been very careful and paid attention not to exceed the movie rating.
But I didn’t expect that I would be so defensive today!
This is a building located on 0% Los, which is one million light years away from the observer's berth, the ninth firmament era, and the home planet of mankind.
It is also the last remaining one in all the universe, the last habitable planet.
And this is the planet hall, or the Archon's temple. Although only Pal and Ai are still alive among the three sages, this is still the most desirable place on the planet.
The snow-white building is in the shape of a tall tower, but due to the application of space technology, the internal space is much larger than it looks from the outside. For example, the teleportation room used to receive Deadpool is as big as several football fields.
, the air is still full of floral fragrance.
This floral scent is quickly being tainted by Deadpool's body scent.
However, the lighting in the room is soft and the space is vast, making it very comfortable while still being solemn. From a certain perspective, this place feels very much like the Hall of Justice, the kind of place where superheroes belong.
"Please cheer up, Mr. Deadpool, I know I look different from you, but I am also a real human being." The flower squirmed and stretched out its tentacle to touch Deadpool's arm: "If you can, please hurry up.