The innocent queen is preparing to find the best hunter, while the charcoal-like Snow White is playing with birds and rabbits in the castle garden. In the distant forest, the two professional mercenary brothers are watching the prey step into the trap.
Yes, the six surviving dwarves among the seven dwarves came home. Although they waited for almost half an hour, these guys came back carrying the big trees that were cut down today. Fortunately, the soup did not boil dry, or
Said, at this time, the meat that was added to the pot later is now cooked just right.
Needless to say, when it was first taken out of the pot, the dwarf's meat still had a bit of fishy smell, but after cooking it with onions, carrots and potatoes for such a period of time, the fishy smell was almost gone, leaving only a peculiar aroma.
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Even Deadpool, who had eaten his fill of cake not long ago, was drooling when he smelled it. He hid in the woods behind the house and looked at those people leaving the big tree in front of the house, chatting and laughing as they returned home.
He whispered to his cousin:
"I kind of believe it now. This may be the story of Princess Hei Tan and her seven great lovers. Although these guys have mental problems, they are indeed quite strong. This big tree with a diameter of 1.5 meters and a length of 30
It took six people only about 3 meters to carry it back."
Logging has always been a laborious job, and lumberjacking is also regarded as a tough guy profession in American culture, even tougher than construction workers. It is second only to firefighters in popularity among women.
Logically speaking, Di Mouni should not follow those routines, but who can say for sure.
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"Yum." The symbiote bean sprout appeared and answered, but its "whisper" was not understandable to Deadpool.
"Brother, do you think dwarf meat is really that delicious?" Deadpool stuffed his fingers into his mouth and asked as if he was a little greedy and curious.
"Probably not, because there are no black people among Super Saiyans." Su Ming said a joke, but it was also true: "Anyway, let's see if these guys can be killed smoothly, and we will know then."
Yes, this vegetarian is the kind of person who advertises that others should not eat meat, but secretly eats meat himself.
As for the US military? Being a soldier in the US is not considered a tough guy. There are too many gays in the army, and women don’t want to be gay wives.
"Ah, I understand this. Stories are all centered around time, place and characters. If there are more characters, the protagonists and supporting characters will naturally be allocated according to the number of roles."
Just like in many novels, the protagonist of the story has the halo of the protagonist, always able to turn danger into good fortune, and becomes stronger as he fights.
That is to say, the story background of this universe is a medieval European style. If it were changed to a Chinese dynasty background, it would also be able to steam human meat buns, which would taste much better than broth.
"I see, it's the will of the universe, so can Princess Black Carbon be regarded as a star?" Deadpool took the cigarette and touched his nose: "Then in this way, shouldn't she suddenly appear like that?
Transform into a Super Saiyan, or a little stronger state that can't be killed no matter how hard you fight, right?"
"Yes, don't look for the cook. You have done a lot of work in the forest in the morning. You must be hungry, right? Eat quickly and truly become one with your friends, hehehe."
Such a big pot of broth, these people drank one bowl after another, drinking it happily, especially the mysterious meat that melted in the mouth, which made them unable to stop drinking.
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Having said this, Deadpool thought of something and happily patted his chest:
"For example, I am definitely the protagonist of the Marvel 40K universe; and cousin, you are the protagonist of the DC universe of Diversity 1 and Earth 0. Batman is not qualified to compete with you, right?"
"Well, even if you are right, in short, in the current universe, Princess Hei Tan is definitely the protagonist, and these seven lovers are important supporting roles. I just used the concept of origin to feel it. When I
When I muttered to myself to these supporting characters from a distance, these words really appeared in the "Code of Origins" and were recorded as an important turning point in the story."
As for the Code of Origin? Wade doesn’t need to read it. If someone without the power of origin looks at that thing, they will only see a green light and no words at all.
While saying this, Su Ming took out a cigarette and threw one to his cousin.
"Haha, who cares about them? Did you see it? They are looking for someone." Su Ming pointed to the window at the back of the house. Through this window, you could see what the six people were doing: "Some of them are looking for the missing people."
Friends, some of you are already looking at the cauldron, by the way, strangulation, when you put the meat into the pot, did you remove the bones?"
The symbiote said that of course it was removed. It was of one mind with the host, and it knew the steps of this life. It chewed the skull and other bones with human characteristics to prevent these people from eating their nails when they had lunch.
Or teeth.
"Hey."
Because his mind is full of yellow waste, Deadpool has already finished thinking about what kind of silver life Princess Black Carbon and these freaks will live in this forest cabin.
Deadpool thought his cousin's laughter was too weird, even scarier than the Laughing Bat. He didn't even understand what Slade was laughing at. Is it really funny to feed others human flesh?
"No, I am testing the attitude of the world." Su Ming put away his smile, returned to his expressionless look, and began to lecture his cousin: "I wonder if you have ever heard of a type of person called
'World protagonist'? Different worlds have different protagonists, and they will be specially cared for by the will of the world."
Sure enough, after saying these lines, the feeling of the whole world also changed. It was interesting.
"Ahem, brother, why don't you restrain yourself a little? Although we are going to destroy the story here and kill some people here, are you too deep into the drama with your role-playing experience? I'm afraid."
Su Ming, who played the villain, let out a sinister laugh. He looked at the people in the room with interest and whispered to them from a distance:
"Very good, it seems they haven't found their friends. Hahaha, can't you help but start ladling soup?"
Now these people are happily drinking broth and eating bread in the restaurant. They also say that the meat today is so delicious that even vegetarians eat a lot of meat.
Not long after, these people finished their meal. They happily washed the dishes and left a portion for their missing friend. Then they walked towards the bedroom. Yes, it was still a bit hot at noon, which was not suitable for going out to cut down trees.
, you should take a lunch break.
They entered the bedroom one after another, and then
"boom!!!"
A mushroom cloud rose into the sky, and the entire house in the woods disappeared in the light of the fire.