Prince Duan transformed into a singer and sang with all his heart in front of Huang Yaoshi.
While chasing Huang Yaoshi, he was almost unable to get to the sky and ran around in fear.
I was even made to vomit profusely!
In fact, it’s not even a matter of wearing Prince Duan’s female clothes. The key is to wink at Prince Duan, pull him to dance, and open his “bloody mouth” in a lustful manner. Not to mention Huang Yaoshi, they are the audience at the scene.
Every one of the movie fans was already laughing so hard.
Damn, this women's clothing is simply scary.
In the end, he even asked for a "kiss", but Huang Yaoshi was completely frightened and fainted.
When Huang Yaoshi woke up, the drunkenness took over and he mistook Prince Duan for the third princess. He confessed his love: "Third princess, please don't leave me again."
Prince Duan pretended to be coquettish and said, "I won't tell you anymore."
Then Huang Yaoshi naturally chased after him.
As a result, Huang Yaoshi came up and praised him for his beauty, and even sang "Shuang Fei Swallow"!
"The beauty of Chanjuan is rare to see in a thousand years. The scent of orchid and musk makes me extremely dizzy!"
"..."
"Love is stronger than gold, I can't be separated from you, and my heart will always be with you..."
The audience was completely convinced when they watched this section. It was simply off the charts, because many people actually thought that these two sang this part of "Shuang Fei Swallow" very well.
"Hey, can you say "I love you" to me now?"
"Isn't that simple? Listen carefully, I love you, I love you..."
As a result, before I could say anything for the third time, I was choked by the thick smoke that Prince Duan wanted to ascend to immortality and was unable to speak anymore.
As for why Shengxian smokes, well, who the hell cares about that?
As long as it's funny, that's it. This is an absurd comedy.
Prince Duan thought he was going to become an immortal, but because Huang Yaoshi didn't say it three times enough, the lower half of his body became immortal, and only one head remained.
Suddenly, the comedy turned into a horror film.
"Wow, you just missed saying I love you. You have to have a beginning and an end, you are a sincere person!" Prince Duan also knew what was going on, and the only remaining head flew over.
After Huang Yaoshi woke up, he saw the third princess, but the third princess gave her a cold face. This made him puzzled. How could his attitude change so much?
"Ah, I understand, she must be blaming me for not saying I love you!"
Then he turned around and saw Prince Duan with only one head left in tears.
"Now say I love you for once!" Huang Yaoshi was so frightened that he ran away.
It's a pity that Prince Duan is still half way to becoming an immortal, so he can only fly around chasing the true love.
Huang Yaoshi ran and shouted for help, and happened to meet Zhou Botong, who was looking for the owner of "the most terrifying hidden weapon in human history" - the invincible flying shoes.
Seeing Feitou, Zhou Botong was not afraid: "Such a big hidden weapon, let you try our Quanzhen sect's whirlwind kick!"
Zhou Botong used a roundhouse kick and directly kicked Prince Duan out as a ball.
When Huang Yaoshi saw the flying head coming, he actually used the golden hook upside down.
So what was originally a horror movie turned into a sports channel in an instant!
Several people show off their skills to each other, head-butting, single dragons going out to sea, football becomes volleyball again!
Poor Prince Duan failed to succeed in his mission and became an immortal, so he turned into a ball.
Then there was another wonderful lob, and finally passed four people in a row, ending with a volley shot.
The third princess came looking for Prince Duan's voice, and this time Huang Yaoshi finally had the chance to say those words to her.
And Prince Duan's flying head, which he heard from a distance, finally caught up with the opportunity.
When Huang Yaoshi said "Third Princess, I love you", he just happened to fly in front of him.
Successfully swallowed the third sentence "I love you!"
Although Huang Yaoshi was greatly frightened, Prince Duan got his wish and turned into a streak of blue smoke.
On the other side, Hong Qi and Ouyang Feng were still struggling with their junior sister.
Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi were booing in the grass. Ouyang Feng booed a lot, but Hong Qi didn't boo at all.
"Are you sick? You don't have a drop of urine?"
"I'm not sick, I just have some things that I can't figure out. Do you think she will like me?" Hong Qi pointed to the junior sister not far away and asked Ouyang Feng.
"Do you really want me to say it?" Ouyang Feng glanced at him and said in embarrassment.
"I'm asking you, of course you have to tell me."
"If you are so frustrated, who would like you?" Ouyang Feng said the truth.
As a result, Hong Qi was beaten violently.
"Okay, you asked me to tell you the truth. You hit me again!" Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
"Stop talking nonsense and help me come up with an idea!"
In the end, Ouyang Feng actually asked him to commit suicide.
"This is very romantic!" Ouyang Feng coaxed.
"Okay, let's go together!" Hong Qi grabbed his shoulder and said.
"One piece? It's none of my business, I won't go!" How could Ouyang Feng be willing to go?
"You won't go! Ask me to go? Is there any other way?"
"This is not easy. Just push her into the woods and cook the rice. If necessary, I can help you hold down her hands..."
Listening to Ouyang Feng's words of tiger and wolf, the audience's eyes widened. It's you. Although it's a bit miserable, the sausage mouth can't change your villain's character at all!
It's a pity that Hong Qi is not Ouyang Feng, so poor Ouyang Feng, the villain, got slapped again.
"Pervert, is there anyone else who is more polite?"
"Being polite depends on your talent..."
There's obviously nothing funny about this, but seeing that sausage mouth and that look in his eyes made people want to laugh.
"No, if you want to win a girl's heart, you must rely on your eyes! Look at me!" Ouyang Feng continued.
He lowered his head and looked up: "Isn't sex sexy?"
As a result, Hong Qi couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the audience in the theater couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Is sex sexy?
No matter how sexy your eyes are, they are not as eye-catching as your sausage mouth!
"It's not sexy, it's funny!" Hong Qi expressed the audience's sentiments.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "This? How is this possible? Look clearly!" Ouyang Feng seemed to be shocked. His sexy eyes that were always unstoppable, how could it be possible?
funny?
Just do it again and it's still funny, not sexy.
This made him a little angry: "I won't help you!"
"Okay, okay, if you do it again, I won't laugh!" Hong Qi held back Ouyang Feng while holding back his laughter.
This time Ouyang Feng looked back and smiled: "Isn't it cool?"
"How cool, you have bad breath!" Hong Qi said perfunctorily at first, and then said.
"Banana, you stinky bitch, I've come all the way to help you, but you actually dislike my bad breath!"
At this moment, the Imperial Master unexpectedly came over.
Ouyang Feng didn't want the imperial master to see his "sexy" appearance, so he decisively taught Hong Qilai to play a song.
"I can only use one sentence, a poem that contains my sincerity and sings it with my heart, to beg you..." Hong Qi began to sing.
"Girl, please listen to me. After listening to what I said, I hope you can and won't dislike it..."
"Actually, I have only three words in this sentence, this sentence, and this sentence. There are only three words in total, one, two, three...oh..."
Suddenly Hong Qi turned around: "I love you, I love you, i love you, i love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, you!"
The sense of rhythm made Hong Qi and the junior sister couldn't help but nod along with the rhythm.
Ouyang Feng didn't know where he got a spoon and a kuaizi, and put them to his mouth as if making accompaniment: "Let's come, let's call, let's come, don't frown, let's come, let's call
, and you, oh scream, let me come to you, to you, to you, to give you a happy shout, a few happy shouts... I love you, I love you..."
Hong Qi flew into the sky for a while, and jumped onto a big tree for a while.
Ouyang Feng followed and waved his hands as if commanding.
The junior sister also wanted to smile when she heard this. It was really a heart-warming moment for the eighteenth year of Hua Chun!
Just shout: "I promise you!"
It's a pity that Hong Qi was overly excited. When he rushed towards the junior sister, he didn't stop, and directly knocked the junior sister back and flipped three and a half times!
