Chapter 992: Peace in the world, success in the east and success in the west
The red light (Buddha's light) shone everywhere, making Huang Yaoshi and others stunned, and Ouyang Feng couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Because the gods really came down to earth!
The audience couldn't help but laugh. Previously, everyone thought that Prince Duan became an immortal just for fun, but they didn't expect that in the end, the immortal would actually descend to earth.
Ouyang Feng has mastered the Nine Yin Manual, and he is still not afraid at all even when he is facing Prince Duan who has descended from the gods.
"What kind of monster is that? You are wearing the same red envelope cover. Do you think you are Jigong?"
Prince Duan, dressed as Jigong and wearing a festive red, pointed at Ouyang Feng with his fan and said dissatisfiedly: "Who are you? I have never seen you appear on stage, and you are hurting people like this?"
"Have you seen, have you ever seen such a magnificent red envelope? I told you that I am a god! I really am!"
"Brother Huang, I am as prosperous as I am today because of the words "iloveyou" back then. If you have any problems today, just tell me and I will definitely help you solve them!"
"He killed the third princess, help me kill him and avenge the third princess!" Huang Yaoshi said as he stood before being tapped on his acupuncture points.
"Brother, I don't think so? The first thing you do when I come down to earth is to kill people? I am a god, not a professional killer!" Prince Duan said with a troubled expression.
"Even gods will die!" Ouyang Feng has long been impatient. As a super invincible villain, doesn't he want to lose face?
But Prince Duan, who has become an immortal, also has to show off.
"Why are you interrupting again? Great Merciful Palm!" Prince Duan's voice, which was interrupted in anger, suddenly became extremely gentle.
Poor Ouyang Feng, he was only handsome for three seconds, and he had killed a lot of people before, but he finally paid for this whole movie. He was miserable for most of the movie, but in the end, in the hands of Prince Duan, he was shot to the ground with his brain collapsed.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know the Great Compassion Palm was so powerful!" Prince Duan, who descended from the immortal world, seemed to have really become compassionate.
As a result, he underestimated the insidiousness and cunningness of the villain Ouyang Feng. On this point, Hong Qi has the best say.
So, Ouyang Feng repeated his old trick, taking advantage of Prince Duan to pull him up, and used the trick "Monkey Stealing Peach" on him!
But this invincible trick failed on Prince Duan!
His backhand move is: "The gods pick grapes!"
"Didn't I say that? I am a fairy. If I had peaches, wouldn't there be a lot of little gods?"
Although it sounds strange, gods don’t have peaches? Do you have to renounce the palace first if you want to become a god?
But if you hear them talking nonsense like this, why don’t you say it, it’s not unreasonable!
As the saying goes, we only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. If gods are the same as mortals, then why do we say we only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals?
It's just that this god can't help but be careless when fighting. He kept teasing Ouyang Feng and told him to stop fighting. Everything was broken, but who was Ouyang Feng?
He was a real villain, and he attacked him directly, almost blinding him in the eye.
"I'll attack in a sneak attack!" Then the immortal Prince Duan didn't care about the gods' cards anymore. He grabbed the huge metal candlestick and prepared to attack Ouyang Feng in a sneak attack.
"I'll counterattack with a sneak attack!" Ouyang Feng hid behind the pillar, hoping that even the gods would beat you blind...
It's just that Prince Duan just raised the candlestick and hasn't found anyone yet. As a result, the other end of the candlestick directly hits Ouyang Feng in the head. It can only be said that although Ouyang Feng is a villain and has practiced peerless martial arts, his luck is still the same as before.
Difference.
It’s no different than when cacti grew on banana trees.
The peerless master Ouyang Feng can actually teleport. This is certainly not a problem for the gods.
So the two of them kept changing places, but Ouyang Feng couldn't get rid of Prince Duan.
Even during the next teleportation, the two of them hugged each other directly.
The kind that can't be separated!
Finally the final battle came.
Ouyang Feng starts posing again
Slogan: "The ninth level of the Nine Yin Sutra, ten thousand Buddhas come to the ancestral court!"
"Hey, wait a minute, you want to bluff me, the Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong is clearly in the palm of the Tathagata!"
"I just like to use it. What's wrong?"
"Ah, just use it if you like? Okay, then look at my move, Thunderbolt, Lightning, Scissors, Self-Touch Slam!"
The audience was stunned. What the hell is this?
However, Ouyang Feng came back for special effects.
Scratching back and forth on the body, the special effect of five hairs spreads all over the body. It doesn't look like the power is exerted, but more like an electric shock.
As a result, he made too many moves and looked very awesome, but he was directly punched by Prince Duan and sent flying.
"Hit the red first!"
"Take another shot!" His head was slapped to the ground.
"No card three!" Knock it away!
"Four more!" His hand reached into Ouyang Feng's mouth and clasped it!
"If you're excited for fun, four more laps!" Ouyang Feng was caught in his hand and tossed around, round and round.
"Blooming on the bar! Falling to the ground!"
"Banana, you bitch!" Ouyang Feng was beaten so badly that he couldn't help but curse, but that didn't work either.
Prince Duan directly pinched his mouth: "You can't say bad words during the New Year. Let me say a few auspicious words for you!"
"Congratulations on getting rich and the flowers blooming!"
"Good luck and good fortune every year!"
"All your wishes come true and money rolls in!"
"Peace every year, dragon and horse spirit!"
"The world is at peace! Let me tell you one more thing: the east will be successful and the west will be successful!"
"East and West" was originally released during the Lunar New Year period, so in the end it was actually a happy New Year celebration.
Although Li Yi didn't release it during the Chinese New Year, he was too lazy to change it. It didn't matter anyway. It was already ridiculous, wasn't it?
In the end, Prince Duan's cattail leaf fan became larger and sent Ouyang Feng's fan flying out, landing right in the hands of three animals.
"Duck! The duck is here!" The three animals were very happy.
It's a pity that Ouyang Feng is a great villain, but he ends up living with animals.
"What's going on? Why did they turn into saying New Year's greetings while talking?" Hong Qi, on the other hand, looked confused.
Because Prince Duan was actually giving red envelopes to the guards and saying auspicious words!
In order to save the third princess, Huang Yaoshi asked Prince Duan for help.
Prince Duan stretched out his hands and started picking at everything on his body.
"The third princess has such a good relationship with me, of course I will take care of her!"
It's just that the place where he picked out the dirt was really irritating to the eyes, back and forth, up and down.
Finally, he actually took out a sweat pill as big as a football.
"Swallow this whole pill for her, she will wake up soon!" He said and threw it to Huang Yaoshi!
"How can you swallow such a big one?" Huang Yaoshi looked confused.
The audience was looking forward to it.
I can only say that this audience is really bad. You expect such a beautiful girl to eat dirt as big as a football. It is simply outrageous!
As a result, the third princess suddenly woke up.
"Such a big one will give you indigestion if you eat it. I don't want it!"
It’s just that the audience couldn’t help but roll their eyes. Is this a problem of indigestion?
This shit is the dirt on Prince Duan’s body, right?
