Outside the Pig Cage Walled City, a group of children were playing football. Suddenly the ball was kicked far away. A man appeared and stepped on the ball.
Then he gently picked up the ball, and the ball kept rising and falling under his feet, and he even showed off his skills.
The children stood in a row not far away, watching this man show off his skills with gleaming eyes.
"Uncle, can you teach us how to play football?" A child mustered up the courage to ask.
"And... play football?"
Just when everyone thought that this person would not refuse the child's request, he suddenly raised his foot and kicked the ball hard!
This person is Ah Xing, played by Zhou Xing. Although everyone does not know the identity of this character, they also know that this is the male protagonist of this movie.
Seeing the ball being stepped on, the child burst into tears. Accompanied by the child's cries, Ah Xing and a dead fat man walked into the Pig Cage Walled City side by side.
The two of them came to a barber shop together, and the barber in the barber shop turned out to be the slutty guy with half of his butt exposed.
"Who cuts hair?" Seeing a customer coming to the door, he asked.
"My big brother!" Axing took off his hat and saw that the barber was wearing trousers, but half of his buttocks was still exposed. He couldn't help but feel a little surprised. He obviously didn't understand what kind of trick this was.
But he didn't say much.
Then the barber click-clicked "Big Brother's" hair.
"After the cut, thank you for the fifty cents!" the barber said naturally.
"Wow!"
But Ah Xing suddenly let out an exclamation.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" the barber said proudly.
"Why do you have such a beautiful haircut? Who told you to have such a beautiful haircut? You are looking for trouble!" But Ah Xing did not follow the rules, and the audience was stunned for a while. What the hell is such a beautiful haircut?
Have a problem?
The barber was also confused by Ah Xing's question, and the fat man sitting on the chair at this moment was very cooperative with Ah Xing, with a very deliberately fierce look on his face, but unfortunately, it looked a bit funny no matter how you look at it.
At the same time, he opened his clothes back, revealing the two axes kissing on his chest.
As the fat man shook "ferociously", the fat all over his body trembled. He was definitely not fierce, but his funnyness was suddenly highlighted.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"Brother, don't be angry, he is my friend, let me tell him!" Asing said and came to the barber's side.
"Brother of the Ax Gang, you have seen the two axes with your own eyes, you bad guy! If you cut his hair so beautifully, it will kill someone, you know?" A Xingruo said in particular.
"I don't know!" Unfortunately, he met a stupid barber.
"So, you're really, now, I'm talking about speculation with you, so just pay some money and I'll help you settle it, okay?" Axing acted like I was helping you.
Obviously, everyone now understands that Ah Xing is here to defraud money.
"not good!"
The barber still shook his head blankly and said.
The fat man trembled the fat on his chest again, looking "very angry"!
It's just that it's not vicious, it's just a bit "cute"!
"I'll help you set it up this time. You've seen it. If it's inconvenient for you, take some out and set up ten tables or eight tables. If that's not possible, half a table will do!"
"Oh, so you're blackmailing me!"
The barber finally figured it out!
"Oh, big brother!"
When Ah Xing saw the barber saying this, he shouted and turned around.
As a result, the fat man actually fell asleep!!!
He also made a very frequent purring sound.
"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter!
"How did this damn fat man sleep?"
"It's got a bad taste. It's so nonsensical that you have to be a dog-watching director!"
The film critics and media people below all forgot their identities at this time and were completely overjoyed.
However, such a protagonist also makes many people a little surprised. After all, bullying children and extorting money is not a positive thing no matter how you look at it!
"You are dead. My elder brother will kill people as soon as he wakes up. Wow, he will wake up soon!"
Ah Xing tried to make a last-ditch effort to intimidate him.
However, it was a pity that he met Brother Butt. "I'm not afraid!" The barber still shook his head and spoke slowly and authentically.
"Even if you kill one of me, there will still be thousands of me!"
As Brother Buttocks finished speaking, the camera changed. In the picture, the common people in the Pig Cage Walled City gathered around and stood at the door of the barber shop.
Axing directly pushed the barber away, stood on the steps, and shouted to the crowd of people watching below: "You are the one who stands out? The eldest brother of the Ax Gang is sleeping inside. Who is not afraid of death? Take a step forward!"
But what he didn't expect was that everyone took a step forward!
"Oh, that means there's no need to discuss it. Okay, the rules of the arena are: one-on-one! It's one versus one! No one can break the rules!"
Seeing this, Ah Xing had no choice but to quickly establish the so-called "rules of the rivers and lakes"!
Then he glanced around, stretched out his hand and pointed: "The aunt holding the onions, come out!"
Then an old woman with skin tanned by the sun came forward holding a bunch of green onions.
"Why are you looking so fierce? Do you think you can beat me?"
"I'll give you a punch, just hit me!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of breaking through the air, and the aunt suddenly punched Ah Xing in the abdomen.
Ah Xing spurted out a mouthful of blood.
He wiped the blood from his mouth and asked, "Auntie, what are you doing?"
The aunt said: "I am a farmer!"
The aunt's face was covered with blood from Ah Xing, but she still answered Ah Xing's questions very simply.
"Plow the fields well, you, go back to the fields!"
"There's a cat disease!" The aunt spoke with a strong local accent, but she still turned around and left, walking into the crowd.
"You did something wrong and you still talk back to me. If I didn't think there was anything wrong with you, I would have killed you a long time ago!"
At this moment, the audience at the scene was laughing so hard that many people could not stand upright with laughter.
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"I am a farmer! Hahaha!"
It can be said that at this moment, Ah Xing does not look like a protagonist at all. Whether he is deceiving, blackmailing, or intimidating, he gives people a childish feeling.
Obviously, you can see from here that this guy is a typical guy who wants to be a bad guy, but he doesn't look like him at all.
It's the same principle as the past when I watched Young and Dangerous in Hong Kong movies and then tried to learn from them, but ended up learning a lot about them.
The plot of the movie was still going on. Asing continued to scan the crowd and found a "dwarf" looking up in the crowd and looking this way.
He immediately felt that this person was easy to bully.
"That dwarf! The one who is half an inch short of five feet is you! If you are short, you must admit it. If you are beaten, you must stand firm. Come out!"
However, the next moment, the "dwarf" really stood up and turned out to be a giant two meters tall!
At the same time, a bench was revealed behind him. It turned out that the "dwarf" was sitting on the bench because he was too tall and was afraid of blocking the melon-eaters watching the fun behind him.
"Now, I look down on those dishonest people the most in my life. Sit down!"
Ah Xing shouted angrily, pretending to be angry.
The "dwarf" looked tall and tall, but in fact he was just a poor commoner. Like the aunt, he sat back in a very simple and obedient manner.
Axing lost one after another, but he had to continue. He saw another old man wearing glasses who looked relatively "weak".
"That old man wearing glasses, come out like that!" Ah Xing waved to the old man very confidently this time.
However, he was obviously dumbfounded again. When the old man pushed away the two people in front of him, he revealed his very tall and strong muscles.
What is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and what is hiding deep?
This is!
The contrast between those exaggerated muscles and that frail face should not be too strong.
Axing said directly this time: "Hey, I didn't call you uncle, I called that...that kid!"
Ah Xing praised his adaptability and discovered the real "bullying" child.
The child only had one head exposed among the crowd.
"Kid, I've tolerated you for a long time, come out!"
Unfortunately, it is destined that Ah Xing is the most blind person in the world, and he only chooses the old, weak, sick and disabled.
But in the end, everyone is a person who cannot be judged by his appearance.
This kid squeezed through the crowd and walked out with the same explosively strong muscles that didn't match his head at all. He also moved the muscles on his body, as if he was saying, I'm going to hit him ten times!
"Oh, okay, it's big enough, it's big enough!" Ah Xing waved his hand again to persuade him to retreat.
"Hey, none of them look human. It's because of your failure that today's duel has been cancelled!" Ah Xing is also having a hard time. Who the hell knows that everyone is so exaggerated?
He could only forcefully regain face for himself, and turned around to leave, but when he turned around, he saw the barber and the charterer appearing in front of him.
"He...blackmailed...me!" The barber pointed at Ah Xing and spoke carefully.
Ah Xing looked at the bloated charter woman in front of him, but he didn't notice that the charter woman had already taken the slippers under her feet.
"Oh, fat lady, you are the one in charge, right?"
"Fat bitch!"
The charter woman picked up the slippers and slapped Ah Xing on the face with a "snap" sound.
"Hey, the Ax Gang!"
"Axe helped!"
Another slap in the ear.
"Brother!"
Ah Xing screamed, but Fatty still slept soundly.
"Big brother!"
Again!
"You have to pay for the soup and medicine!"
Ah Xing was beaten so hard that he kept retreating.
"The soup and medicine have been spent!"
The charterer screamed hard and slapped Ah Xing again.
"One of our own!"
"I'll take care of you!"
The two of them had already started running.
One runs and the other chases!
"alright!"
When Ah Xing saw the charter woman chasing after him, he shouted.
"Holy shit, shit!"
The charterer didn't care about him at all. She stepped forward and slapped the slippers hard several times.
"If you have the guts, I'll call someone!"
"You're pretending to be a hunter with a dead rat in your waist. Who do you want to call me?" The charterer could tell at a glance that Ah Xing was not a member of the Ax Gang at all.
Well, moviegoers can also see that compared to the Ax Gang, this guy looks like Hello Kitty!
But Ah Xing still took out a firecracker, approached the fire source, lit it, and said to the charterer with the firecracker: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops are coming to meet you!"
Then he threw it directly behind him!
Then the sound of firecrackers sounded.
"Wait to die! Don't leave! Buy a coffin!"
At this time, through the wall behind Ah Xing, a group of people actually came, walking along the wall towards the gate of the Pig Cage Walled City.
However, at this moment, the audience was laughing so hard that they were out of breath.
"Damn it, it's even funnier than "Journey to the West", isn't it?"
"I didn't expect that the dog director can not only sensationalize, but also be so funny!"
"The old, the weak, the sick, the disabled, haha, the interpretation is so vivid!"
"It's just like what he said, there is no normal person!"
"But, is there a folk meaning of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?"
"Hey, it seems to be true! But just now I was just patronizing and laughing!"
"However, this character is interesting. He is the kind of person who wants to do evil, but learns to be neither fish nor fowl!"
Amid everyone's laughter and discussion, the plot of the movie continued.
A fat man in a suit, with a hat on his head, smoking.
Her hair looks like a chicken coop.
Apparently it was exploded by the firecrackers thrown by Azing just now!
What a coincidence, this guy is also a damn fat guy.
Behind the dead fat man were a group of men in black suits.
Compared to pretend gangsters like Ah Xing, these people are real gangsters.
At this time, even Ah Xing was surprised, because he was just bluffing, but why did someone really come here?
"Who threw the firecrackers?"
At this time, many people also recognized this fat man. He was the one who threw an ax and chopped off the legs of the crocodile gang boss at the beginning of the movie.
The second in command of the Ax Gang!
Axing approached the fat man, looked him up and down and said, "One of my own, big brother!"
As the screen zooms out, you can only see what Ah Xing and Fatty, the second leader of the Ax Gang, were talking about.
Then the fat man led his younger brothers towards the Pig Cage Walled City.
In the picture, through his open collar, there is really a pair of crossed axes tattooed on his chest. Of course, it is completely different from the axes on the fat man in the barber shop.
As the charterer watched from a distance, the original disdain on her face gradually disappeared, replaced by solemnity and seriousness.
As the people from the Ax Gang walked in, the sky above seemed to be hinting at something. Dark clouds followed the people from the Ax Gang and slowly enveloped the heads of everyone in the Pig Cage Walled City.
The whole sky became dark.
The charterer slowly turned around and said to the people in the Pig Cage Walled City behind her: "What are you doing with so much work? It's raining, go home and collect your clothes quickly!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the second master of the Ax Gang behind him approached with someone.
"Fat woman!"
The second boss pointed at the tenant and shouted.
It can be said that it is in extremely sharp contrast with the previous scene where Ah Xing called "Fat Woman".
The charterer didn't even look back at this moment. She walked out of the phantom with both feet. She ran very fast and was upstairs in an instant. She was lying on her bed and covered with a quilt.
For a moment, everyone in the Ax Gang was confused by this scene. They all looked at the charterer's room with their mouths open in surprise.
"You want to blackmail me too? I'm not afraid!" the tough-headed Brother Butt-Dan suddenly said this.
Let the second boss come to his senses.
He took out a hand ax from his lower back, walked a few steps forward, approached Brother Butt-Dan, stretched one side of his face in front of Brother Butt-Dan, and made a listening gesture: "Ah?"
Brother Butt Dan glanced down and glanced at the ax in Fatty's hand. He hesitated for a moment.
"I......"
But before I could finish speaking, the fat man raised his ax high and chopped down!
Then the screen instantly became very confusing.
This scene can be said to be in sharp contrast to the previous scene of Ah Xing blackmailing Butt Brother. One is a fake bad guy, and the other is a real evil guy. The two people handle it in completely different ways!
