Chapter 1614: A broken heart, where can I find a close friend at the end of the world?
"Hahahaha!" The whole audience burst into laughter again.
"How do I know where to throw it at you?" Ah Xing said, holding back the pain.
"Could it be the same one? There's no reason!" The fat man looked puzzled. As he spoke, he reached out and pulled out the handleless knife from Asing's arm.
"Hey, no!"
"Ah, sorry!"
As he said that, the fat man actually inserted the knife back again!
The pain almost made Ah Xing breathless.
"Do you have something to say?"
The fat man looked at Ah Xing's painful expression and asked curiously.
"Yeah, I'll do something important first, and then I'll contact you!"
As he said this, he bowed his body and was about to leave.
These few times, the laughter is so dense that it makes your stomach hurt from laughing.
"The fat man is awesome, the dog director is also awesome, and God just stuck the knife back in again!"
Everyone was laughing and twitching.
The plot continued with the laughter of the audience, and the charterer also discovered the sneaky figure of the fat man.
The fat man also noticed that the charterer was paying attention to him.
"Oops, I was discovered!"
As he spoke, he picked up the iron cage in front of him with both hands, raised it above his head, and shouted threateningly: "Don't come over!"
Unexpectedly, the cage was not closed properly, and the snake in the cage was dumped out, right on top of Ah Xing who was about to leave.
The fat man turned his head when he heard the sound, and found that Ah Xing's body was covered with snakes, and he looked at him with a helpless expression.
The fat man knelt down and said to Axing with great concern: "Don't be afraid, snakes like to listen to music. As soon as I whistle, it won't bite!"
"I won't trust you anymore!"
Ah Xing has completely lost confidence in Fatty Fatty now, but there are two cobras on Ah Xing's shoulders, left and right, with their mouths open and tongues sticking out.
Ah Xing looked at the two cobras out of the corner of his eye, but there was nothing he could do.
"Believe in you again!"
He pouted his mouth, and just as he whistled, two snakes attacked his mouth from the left and right sides at the same time, and they "kissed" Ah Xing together!
Ah Xing was in great pain, so he quickly stood up and pulled out the two snakes.
But at this time, the charterer also looked at me.
"It's you bastard again!"
When the charterer saw it was Ah Xing, she yelled angrily and rushed to catch up. Ah Xing and the fat man hurriedly ran out.
"Go separately!"
Ah Xing still had three knives stuck in his body. He ordered the fat man and ran to the other side. At this moment, the charterer's legs transformed into scuds and she ran out of the phantom.
When Asing heard the sound, he looked back and saw that the charterer was catching up with him, and he quickly ran out of the phantom.
The two are chasing each other, and at this time of dubbing, the roar of a car engine also appears appropriately.
The two of them chased each other and "raced" at a very fast speed!
As Asing was running, he heard the sound of the pursuer getting closer and closer. He actually turned his head slightly and used the knife on his shoulder as a rearview mirror to see if the charterer behind him had caught up with him.
At this time, an oncoming large truck drove over honking its horn.
Ah Xing couldn't dodge, so he immediately fell down and passed under the car.
The charter woman jumped up high, flew over the car, and performed three and a half rotations in the air.
But what I didn't expect was that he was only handsome for three seconds, and the next moment he was so happy that he became so sad that the charter woman hit her face directly on the huge billboard and slowly slid down.
Slippers, cosmetics, and underwear were flying everywhere.
Upon seeing this, Ah Xing immediately stumbled away from the side.
This section once again refreshed the audience's impression of nonsensical and funny plots.
Especially the way Ah Xing looks in the rearview mirror is not too sharp.
"I believe you again, hahaha! That's it!"
"Do you understand the importance of looking in the rearview mirror?"
"So is this educational and entertaining? Is this a reminder to everyone about the importance of rearview mirrors when driving?"
"The car accident of the charterer taught us that we should not be too particular about our posture on the road, haha!"
With everyone laughing and discussing, the plot continues.
After Ah Xing was bitten by a snake, in the picture, inside the lamp barrel in the middle of the road, Ah Xing punched the wall of the lamp barrel in pain, and his lips were swollen like two big sausages. As he continued
The ground was pounding, and the blood vessels and veins on the arm were densely covered throughout the arm.
The knives stuck in his body also flew out as he kept hitting, piercing through the thick iron sheet.
Suddenly two palm prints appeared on the lamp barrel, and then more and more palms were spread all over the iron sheet of the lamp barrel.
This scene makes many people naturally think of "Tathagata Palm"!
After all, it was the same palm, but Ah Xing had already lost his mind at this moment and was just mechanically striking out one palm after another.
However, the movie does not explain what happened, whether he suddenly became a martial arts master, or whether it was due to other reasons.
The fat man was leaning against the wall, waiting for Ah Xing. When he suddenly turned around, he found that Ah Xing had appeared behind him.
"What are you doing here?"
"Waiting for you, aren't you injured?" Fatty asked the same curious question as the audience.
"I'm fine!"
The fat man stepped forward and touched Ah Xing in disbelief, and found that he was really fine.
"Why do you get fine every time you get hurt?"
"I have no idea!"
"Which doctor are you seeing?"
"I don't remember it at all either!"
"Ah? That's fine!"
The fat man suddenly became serious.
But the next moment, he made people laugh again: "Memory is the source of pain. If you don't remember, you are lucky!"
"I feel so much when I hear you say that!"
"Hey, I wonder how much sorrow you can have!"
The fat man patted Ah Xing on the shoulder and sighed with emotion. Suddenly he turned his head and looked to the side.
Axing also turned his head and looked over. In the picture, a woman with a voluptuous figure appeared. The two of them had long forgotten the previous topic and stared directly at the woman's back.
"Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward!"
The fat man still slowly said the unfinished verse. Then the two blind men carried a long baggage together. The appearance of the two people directly blocked the sight of Ah Xing and the fat man admiring the beautiful woman. Naturally, they would not follow
They were polite and sarcastic for a while.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! At the same time, in the Pig Cage Walled City, the charterer followed the rules and shook the bamboo stick to decide whether the three masters should stay.
Then a "XiaXiaZi" fell to the ground.
Apparently the results have come out.
The Ax Gang would naturally not give up, but what people didn't expect was that the two blind men who had been scolded by Axing and Fatty actually appeared here, sitting on the sofa.
"This time, two such professionals are here!" Brother Chen said to the two blind men.
But before he could finish speaking, one of the blind men interrupted and said, "We all know this. The Hong family's Iron Wire Fist, Wulang Bagua Stick, and Twelve-way Tan Kick are all here, so it's more difficult!"
"They were all top-notch masters before, but they retired because they were tired of fighting in the martial arts. This job is very challenging for us!" Another blind man also said.
"Hey, this is called professionalism!"
Brother Chen looked at Master and said.
"Of course, it's number one on the killer list. It's worth every penny, even if it's a little more expensive!" the master quickly said in admiration.
"Wrong, the first one is the ultimate murderer - Fire Cloud Evil God!"
"He was so obsessed with martial arts that he became obsessed with martial arts. I heard that he is now admitted to a mental hospital!" The two blind men denied it.
"Then there are still two people at the top of the ranking list!" Master continued to boast.
"Strictly speaking, we are just singers!"
"A heartbroken song, where can I find a close friend in the world!"
"Hey, it's a good poem, isn't it?" The master gave full play to his specialty of flattery and continued to praise him.
This scene can be said to have completely surprised many viewers. The two blind men who were ridiculed by Ah Xing and Fatty before turned out to be the second-ranked masters on the killer list.
The conversation was divided into two parts. On the other side, because the charterer drew the lottery, everyone had nothing to say.
The three masters had no choice but to say goodbye to each other, but they still cherished each other.
So the three of them fought each other on the landing of the stairs.
Then they hugged each other and said goodbye.
The setting sun was still shining, and under the golden sunset light, this scene looked very picturesque.
However, the essence of nonsense lies in contrast.
In such a serious and beautiful scene, Brother Sheng, a master of iron wire boxing from the tailor Hong family, lost his footing and fell down.
The whole place fell silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
I can't help it, the contrast is really quite big.
One moment he is a master, the next moment he is a fool.
Late at night, the renter and his wife were dancing together downstairs, with the music on the radio turned on.
The music played on the radio is full of female voices characteristic of the Republic of China period.
However, this tranquility ended the next moment, because the charterer's wife discovered the lipstick mark on the charterer's face again and beat him violently.
Some other families are cooking, some are educating their children, some are killing mosquitoes...
A picture full of vitality and life.
However, Coolie Qiang had already packed his bags and was walking in the courtyard carrying a simple burden.
On the other side, a man wearing a top hat was playing the guzheng.
When Kuiliqiang passed by the man playing the piano, he didn't pay attention. The two sides passed each other. However, with the sound of the piano, Kuiliqiang had just walked through a bamboo forest, and the bamboo leaves in the bamboo forest that reached the roadside were cut off by invisible blades.
After the coolie walked through a low house, the tiles on the roof were cut directly across.
As Coolie continued to move forward, a wild cat jumped down from the roof. The shadow of the wild cat reflected in the flickering light was split into two in the next moment.
A stream of blood sprayed directly onto the wall.
Finally, Kuiliqiang noticed the danger behind him. When he turned around, the chandelier on the upper left suddenly fell. Kuiliqiang finally knew the source of the danger, which was the person playing the piano.
The sound of the piano gradually became more urgent, and the next moment, the head of Coolie Qiang's shadow reflected on the wall was cut off.
Although there is no bloody part, it is only told through shadows, but it is still amazing, invisible sonic attack.
The axe-wielding master was so cool that he was killed so easily.
Coolie Qiang, a master of the Twelve-Tier Tan Legs, finally failed to get out of the Pig Cage Walled City.
On the other side, the tailor Sheng Ge was also packing his things, but at this time an uninvited guest came to the store, one of the two blind men.
The tailor didn't know the other party's identity and just thought he was a customer. He told the other party that he was moving away and would no longer do business.
But the blind man still picked up a piece of cloth, touched it with his hand, and said casually: "This piece of cloth is of the highest quality!"
Hearing this, Brother Sheng approached and said, "You are very knowledgeable. This piece of fabric has a very high artistic content!"
"How high?"
"It's as high as three or four stories."
However, when he picked up the fabric, the blind man took the opportunity to attack him, but fortunately the tailor escaped and started fighting with him in the store.
Just because of the sneak attack, the tailor suffered a hidden loss. The nails on the blind man's hands were like sharp claws, scratching his chest.
Fortunately, the tailor learned Hong's Iron Thread Boxing, and his punches were powerful and heavy. In the ensuing fight, he had the upper hand.
But as the two came to the yard, and the tailor kicked the blind man away and prepared to attack, a burst of rapid piano music came.
The tailor slowly turned around and saw a blind man sitting cross-legged not far away. There was nothing under his buttocks, but he could hold the piano steadily and play at the same time.
But soon, the blind man waved his hand on the strings, and the tailor suddenly felt something was wrong. He tilted his head and turned over to avoid the sound blade attack, and a gap was instantly cut out in the handrail of the staircase behind him.
The tailor reached out and touched his ear and found that he had been injured by an invisible blade and was bleeding.
So he had to bully him and attack proactively.
But as soon as he ran a few steps forward, the blind man's second wave of attacks came again. This time, a sound wave turned into a long knife and slashed towards the tailor.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Unable to dodge, the tailor had to raise his hands and used the iron rings on his arms to resist. In an instant, the iron rings were shattered by the sound knife, and he was able to overthrow the tailor directly to the ground.
Without the iron ring, the tailor was injured again, just like a tiger that had lost its teeth. As a killer, the blind man obviously did not follow the rules of the world and pursued the victory.
Another sound wave came at him, and the tailor quickly turned around and hid behind a huge stone grinder. The sound knife struck the stone grinder and left a deep mark.
The tailor shouted loudly, lifted up the stone roller, rotated it in a circle and used the force to throw the stone roller out, and smashed it towards the blind man.
The blind man stood up directly, stood up the guqin, and was supported by another person. He himself suddenly pulled the strings, and a ripple spread out, firmly controlling the stone roller, and then the stone roller exploded!
The blind man showed no courtesy to the unshielded tailor, and directly plucked the strings again, and the sound turned into a fist and hit the tailor.
The tailor withstood these attacks and was knocked out, seriously injured.
At this moment, Brother Chen and Master were hiding in a car nearby, observing the battle.
After seeing the tailor being knocked down, the two of them cheered loudly like children.
All the neighbors in the Pig Cage Walled City also closed their doors and windows.
"It's terrible, tell those three guys to leave quickly, they're here again!"
"Isn't it?"
"yes!"
The landlord and wife also closed the windows tightly, but they lay beside the windows and looked at the battle outside through the cracks.
In the yard, the blind man once again laid the guqin flat, sat cross-legged with one leg, and at the same time strummed the strings. A sound wave turned into a long knife, spinning towards the tailor.
The rotating long knife was about to hit the tailor, and the tailor had no way to avoid it.
At this moment, Agui suddenly appeared. He was carrying a long baggage behind him and holding a red tassel gun. He flew up and knocked the long knife away!
