Chapter 1,749 Is it okay to use a pee sensor as an alarm?
In fact, it goes without saying that everyone can guess, Director Xie and Xie Xiaomeng, it is obvious.
Yes, Xie Xiaomeng is the son of the factory director.
At this moment, Bao Shihong saw Xie Xiaomeng's appearance and couldn't help but ask: "Xiaomeng? Oh, why did it happen like this? Didn't you go to Hong Kong Island?"
Xie Xiaomeng came back to his senses, his eyes still wandering: "What about activities?"
Bao Shihong had no choice but to say: "If you engage in activities, I will be killed."
As he said that, he looked at Xie Xiaomeng's legs: "Shall I help you?"
Xie Xiaomeng saw the factory director waving his hands: "No, I can leave."
Bao Shihong walked away, and Xie Xiaomeng walked towards the factory director.
Xie Xiaomeng shouted: "Dad, Dad!"
Then he found a dragon chair and sat down. He took a box from the side and said "ouch" while putting his legs up on the box. There was a cup next to him that had just made tea. Xie Xiaomeng picked it up and took a sip.
The factory director turned around with a big knife in hand and looked at Xie Xiaomeng suspiciously.
The factory director was a little surprised: "What happened again?"
Xie Xiaomeng: "There was a car accident..."
The factory director asked doubtfully while tentatively touching Xie Xiaomeng's leg with his knife: "What a bastard, you've caused me trouble again. Where's the break?"
Xie Xiaomeng: "Oh, don't poke, don't poke. The bones are not broken, the tendons, tendons... I drove Xiaosi's car and hit the wall. Xiaosi is still in the hospital."
The factory director said angrily: "Why don't I kill you?"
As he spoke, he pushed Xiaomeng's head: "Are your hands that mean?"
However, Xie Xiaomeng dodged skillfully: "Hit me, beat me, I know how to beat me. My mistress is lying on her stomach in the hospital. Please give me some money first."
The factory director held back his anger and turned around: "Why did I give birth to a prodigal like you? You have no money, so get out of here."
Bao Shihong and others came over from the side. The Seven Fairies and the Male Fairies took a dual-card tape recorder and turned off the music: "Ah, Lao Xie, Lao Xie, how can things about children cause such a big fire?"
"Crazy Stone" is a group portrait scene. In fact, group portrait scenes are difficult to shoot.
Because you must give each character a setting, but it must not be the same, it must be logical, and at the same time, it must leave an impression on the audience.
For example, Xie Xiaomeng was full of lies. Was he in a car accident?
Obviously not!
But he just opened his mouth and came, and the factory director was an old-fashioned parent. He knew very well about his son's trouble-making nature, but he couldn't help it. Who could let that be his son?
Back to the movie.
Xie Xiaomeng was a little anxious: "Dad, saving people is more important than money."
As I said before, although he was very clear about his son's character, he was still his son after all, so the factory director had no choice but to take out all the money in his wallet and asked: "How much?"
Xie Xiaomeng: "Take five thousand first!"
When the factory director heard this, he was extremely angry and threw his wallet on Xie Xiaomeng's face: "What the fuck, you little bastard! You really treat me as a money printing machine! Oh! You will piss me off sooner or later."
Xie Xiaomeng ordered the money but was a little dissatisfied: "This is not enough!" He then pulled out his wallet: "Card, where is the card?"
This time, the old factory director was completely angered. He picked up the big knife and said, "Ka? I'll fucking chop you to death!"
Bao Shihong hurriedly came up to stop him and took the knife from the factory director's hand: "Lao Xie, Lao Xie, don't touch him."
Xie Xiaomeng hurriedly took out the money and put it in his pocket and said to the factory director: "You are great, you are great, I can't leave."
When passing by Bao Shihong, he directly handed his wallet to Bao Shihong. Bao Shihong looked at the wallet in his hand and looked at the factory director. The factory manager turned his back angrily and stood there. Apparently he was angry with his rebellious son.
Not light.
In just two scenes, the relationship between Xie Xiaomeng's character and the old factory director is shown.
When the scene changed, Bao Shihong was sitting by the flower bed, smoking a cigarette, reading a newspaper, and talking to himself while reading.
The male immortal among the seven fairies is holding a board and drawing the floor plan of the Confucian Temple.
Bao Shihong read the newspaper and muttered: "The gangsters committed crimes in broad daylight, and the people's defenders were gloriously injured... This is definitely not from our police academy. It takes so much effort to catch a gangster, so we just slapped him in the face with a bag of white ash."
Even if you put some paste on it, it can still stab him!"
The male fairy raised his head hesitantly: "Isn't this ratio not right?"
Bao Shihong put down the newspaper and looked a little impatient: "Listen to me, yes, let's draw."
As he spoke, he put out the cigarette butt, looked up, saw the car next to him, and spat.
At this moment, Sanbao came over and said, "Baotou, we have finished distributing clothes."
The camera showed a cardboard box outside. Several security guards had changed their clothes, and a fat man among them tied his collar tightly and came closer.
The fat security guard complained: "Brother, the bag is a bit tight."
Bao Shihong ignored him while Sanbao watched. He grabbed the fat man's collar and pulled off the top button.
Bao Shihong shouted: Stand in line and stand still.
Sanbao shouted: "Master Ge."
Bao Shihong turned around and saw Master Ge pushing a broken bicycle out with a yellowed painting clip on his back.
He hurriedly went up to meet him: "Master, your legs are so inconvenient and you're here again."
Master Ge pointed to the painting clip behind him: "Well, come and see when the factory can start work. This is a craft shape I just designed. I brought it to the factory. The director asked me to revise the draft again. Shihong,
This is the security team we have just established, and it looks like we will start work soon."
Facing the old master, Bao Shihong avoided his gaze, looked at the two security teams who were huddled together and were taking pictures not far away, and said: "Yeah, you always pay attention to your health, I'm still training, you
Slow down, I'll go over then."
After saying that, he turned back and walked towards the laughing security team, and said to Sanbao: "Guan Guan, Guan Guan."
Security guard A put security guard B's hands behind his back and shouted to a security guard holding a point-and-shoot camera: "Take a picture, take a picture."
Sanbao was so angry that he rushed forward and kicked the two security guards, causing them to fall directly to the ground.
Obviously, these security guards are all "rabble". After all, they are just workers in the factory, not real security guards.
In fact, it also shows from the side how unreliable and unprofessional this so-called exhibition is.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! On the other side, the factory director returned home and opened the door. He heard an opera playing in the room, and the sound of Xie Xiaomeng taking a shower came from the bathroom. He walked past the hidden bathroom,
Suddenly he saw a bandage on the clothes on the floor at the door of the bathroom, and a plaster footmuff. He picked up the footmuff and looked at it suspiciously, then put down the bandage and sat down thoughtfully on the sofa in the dark corner of the wall.
Xie Xiaomeng still didn't know that his peep show was exposed, and he was leisurely soaking in the bubble bathtub and talking on the phone.
"If you want to be romantic, waste it first. How can you pick up girls if you don't have money? You need passion to engage in art. Without love, there is no passion. ...No money? Ask your dad! There are so many underworlds in Hong Kong Island.
He said that you were kidnapped. If you don’t believe me, I won’t tell you... Well, I won’t tell you. We are having a party and there are countless beauties here. Uh-huh... Bye."
After hanging up the phone, Xie Xiaomeng sang the opera "Allelujah", wore a Ukiyo-e bathrobe, came out of the shower room, picked up the foot muffs on the ground, put them on his feet, and started looking for a stick everywhere.
At this time, the factory director rushed over with his cane and beat Xie Xiaomeng hard.
While beating him, he cursed: "Lie to me! Lie to me! Beat you to death, beat you to death!"
Xie Xiaomeng was beaten so hard that he ran away without forgetting to shout: "Don't slap me in the face, don't slap me in the face!"
However, the old factory director was furious now and naturally he would not hold back. After another beating, Xie Xiaomeng opened the door and ran out of the house with his clothes in his arms.
A show of loving father and filial piety!
Over at the Confucian Temple, Bao Shihong went to the toilet to urinate, but he still couldn't urinate. He was trying hard to relieve himself, with a ferocious expression on his face. There was a sound of dripping water. Bao Shihong shook his pants against the urinal, sighed, and ejaculated.
gas.
He reluctantly tied on his belt, turned around and left, and the urinal began to flush automatically. Bao Shihong walked back to the urinal, tried it again, and observed it carefully, with a thoughtful look on his face.
Inside a villa.
Si Yan, who used to drive a Mercedes-Benz, was grilling in front of a barbecue grill.
A man with the image of a boss is sitting on a rocking chair. There is a small table next to him. On the table is a bottle of red wine and a plate of chicken feet, chicken wings, eggs, and chicken legs. He is shaking and answering the phone. Next to him is a newspaper. On the newspaper
There are reports of Jade.
"...Don't worry, I am honest. The land can't be lost, and work will start soon. Well..."
As he said that, he hung up the phone.
At this time, Siyan took out Bao Shihong's driver's license.
"Take off that grandson's driver's license."
The boss took it and took a look.
Then he threw the car into the fire and ate chicken.
Si Yan sat on the chicken coop: "Why did you turn your back on me? The old guy must have wanted to sell the stone to pay back the money? Director Feng, once this stone appears, we can't take the land anymore, damn it."
Such a big game has been set up.”
The man whom Four Eyes called Feng Dong suddenly made a gesture: "Shh——"
Four Eyes quickly fell silent. Feng Dong took out a crossbow from under the chair. Following the direction of the aim, a little chicken walked out from behind the bushes.
Feng Dong shot the crossbow: "What if the stone is gone?"
The sound of the crossbow sounded, and the chicken jumped up, raising a piece of chicken feathers.
Feng Dong put down the crossbow and looked ahead with squinted eyes: "Boy, do you still want to fly?"
Four eyes were full of amazement and flattered him: "Wow, you can cross the Yangtze River with a hundred steps!"
Then Yan took out another chicken from the cage and threw it into the sky. The chicken flew into the sky.
Feng Dong raised his crossbow and shot.
Back at the Confucian Temple, the male fairy finished urinating and was about to leave. He was surprised to find that all the urinary sensors were gone.
At this time, the audience was a little puzzled, and of course some people opened their mouths in surprise, obviously guessing something.
"Damn, talent!"
"As expected of a dog director, what an idea!"
"Did you guess it?"
"Hahaha!"
Many viewers couldn't help but laugh.
Sure enough, the next moment confirmed everyone's guess. In the exhibition hall, Sanbao climbed on the beam in the exhibition hall to install a camera. When he raised his head, his head hit the ventilation duct above.
Bao Shihong was carving a post-it warning sign saying "High voltage and electricity".
The factory director looked up at the camera and asked, "Is one enough?"
Bao Shihong muttered angrily: "You don't give me any money? You still have so many opinions!"
The director turned to look at Bao Shihong's focused look and said, "Be careful when using electricity, don't electrocute tourists."
Bao Shihong showed a sly smile: "Where is the electricity? This is called a soldier who never tires of deceit!"
The factory director nodded approvingly: "Hey, what a great idea, as expected of a police academy student."
Bao Shihong was proud and played with the knife in his hand.
The factory director leaned on the pee sensor behind him. The old-fashioned electric bell placed on the floor made a loud sound, and he was suddenly startled.
Apparently Bao Shihong used the urine flushing sensor as a burglar alarm, and it almost flashed to everyone's waist.
At this time, the camera panned to the rotating globe next to it. The globe rotated to China, and the camera panned to Hong Kong Island.
In a barber's room, a knife was opened with a "pop", and Si Yan lay down on a chair. The knife was skillfully rotated in the hand of Mike, played by Chen Weijie, and was placed on his neck with a "crack".
Si Yan lay on the chair, took a puff, held the cigarette in his hand, and looked at the ceiling: "Hey, be careful, you won't get paid if you scratch it."
Mike swung his knife and chopped off the cigarette butt in Si Yan's hand.
The four eyes were startled: "Master, you can think of it! You shaved your head."
Mike said seriously: "Stylist!"
Scissors were flying in front of Si Yan's eyes, and Mike worked meticulously.
Four eyes of surprise: "Okay, okay. How do you think about it?"
Mike looked like a professional: "Delivery within ten days, the going price is 100,000 US dollars. There will be an additional charge of 50% for pick-up from the mainland."
Staring at each other: "What do you mean? Racial discrimination! We are all Chinese! Why do you have to pay an extra 50% to go to the mainland? We will pay you for the air ticket!"
Mike is still extremely professional: "The environment is different, the mainland is still under construction, the software and hardware are not standardized, and it is inconvenient to work."
Four Eyes complained: "What software and hardware? Stop being so formal. Isn't it just stealing! All the money of us mainlanders has been stolen by you Hong Kong Islanders!"
Mike still looked like a professional: "Then why did you come to me? It will be settled in the mainland. I only see you because I want to see your eldest brother's reputation. Otherwise, please do it." The chair bounced up and Mike straightened his eyes.
The shape of the head indicates that the hair has been cut.
Siyan stood up, fixed his hair in front of the mirror, picked up the mousse next to him and sprayed it: "Okay, okay, what's the rush? It's just money. What we mainlanders don't lack is money. But let me remind you.
, we just buy, buy, understand?”
Mike wiped his tools.
Si Yan continued to ask: "Do you want to book a hotel for you?"
Mike said confidently: "One car is enough. I'm satisfied, 280."
Siyan took out his wallet: "Hey...you are very principled...you Hong Kong Islanders all use guns, do you have a gun?"
Mike smiled evilly and threw the razor in his hand. The razor was firmly nailed to the scale on the wall.
Four eyes clapped in surprise and moved closer to the razor: "Wow! You can pierce the Yang with a hundred steps!"
In fact, Mike, played by Chen Weijie, still looks like a master at this moment. At least, the audience thinks he is very "master" and "professional"!
The multi-line narrative, each plot is not so coherent, but many people are a little surprised that it does not feel chaotic at all, but has a very special feeling.
It's like many coincidences, at different times and in different places, and then finally they just happen to come together to form a crossover.
Let everyone feel like they are playing Lianliankan.
For example, the next moment, there is another group of thieves, that is the story line of Brother Dao and Heipi.
