For Bao Shihong, the result is undoubtedly ironic.
He worked hard and racked his brains to save the factory, but in the end he was sold out by the factory director.
Outside the Confucian Temple, Bao Shihong and Sanbao were sitting on the steps by the roadside eating popsicles. Sanbao was holding two in his hand.
After Bao Shihong finished his last bite, he threw away the stick and Sanbao handed him another one.
I saw a traffic policeman coming over to look at the Mercedes-Benz.
Bao Shihong thought for a moment, stood up and walked over: "Hey! What else can you do besides posting notes! If you have a temper, just post one!"
The traffic policeman immediately took out the list and wrote a few strokes with a ballpoint pen on the list, but he couldn't write any words. He drew a few lines on the back of the list with his pen, put it in his mouth and breathed, and finally he could write. He wrote
After that, stick the list on the bus.
Bao Shihong: "Okay, you're awesome, don't just post the strips. If you have the guts, drag it away and I'll take a look!"
The traffic policeman looked at Bao Shihong, remained calm and waved, and a tow truck came over. The tow truck hooked the Mercedes-Benz and slowly towed the Mercedes-Benz away.
Bao Shihong gave a thumbs up: "You are really awesome. If you have the guts, just wait here. When the car owner comes, tell him that you towed it away!"
The traffic policeman looked at Bao Shihong's back in shock.
Hahaha!
The audience at the scene couldn't help laughing again.
This meme is actually not new, but it is very funny here.
Outside the back wall of the Confucian Temple, poor international thief Mike was walking along the wall, dialing the phone, and saw a tow truck towing a Mercedes...
On the other side, Si Yan opened the car door respectfully: "I knew this old ghost would have to surrender sooner or later. You said he could escape from our clutches."
Director Feng got into the car with a livid face, and gave Siyan a slap in the face: "The business of 10 million yuan has been completed to 18,000 yuan. Why do you still have the nerve to mess with me? Just do what you should do!"
After saying that, he closed the car door, started the car and left. Si Yan stood there blankly, when his cell phone rang, Si Yan answered the phone: "Hello!"
It was Mike who made the call. Here, Mike was talking on his mobile phone and staggering towards the street.
Mike: "...there was a small accident...the situation is still under my control."
Si Yan was furious: "A small accident? The situation is big here! Where the hell have you been? What did you say? Are you a fucking expert? Are you fucking talking about integrity? Are you fucking talking to me about professionalism? Humanity?
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Mike remained serious: "...I am honest..., believe me, I will definitely compensate you."
Four Eyes: "Damn, compensation? You're fucking compensating! Give me the car back now!"
Mike held up his mobile phone and was shocked to find that the car was gone: "I'll beat your lungs out."
At this time, the manhole cover on the ground behind him was pushed open, and Heipi crawled out with difficulty.
Mike and Heipi looked at each other's night clothes in astonishment and looked at each other.
Heipi left with heavy steps.
At dusk, on a river cruise ship, the unshaven Bao Shihong sat alone and depressed by the guardrail, looking at the roaring river water.
A man walked up to Bao Shihong. Bao Shihong turned around and found that it was Xiaojuan.
Xiaojuan sat down next to Bao Shihong, took Bao Shihong's arm and put it on her shoulders.
"You've tried your best, don't look so gloomy."
Bao Shihong said quietly: "These past few days have been like watching a movie. It seems like decades have passed by in a flash. All the bones in my body are falling apart. Suddenly I feel like I was living like an animal in the past, as if I didn't do anything."
It makes sense.”
Xiaojuan glanced at Bao Shihong strangely and suddenly smiled. Bao Shihong was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"
Xiaojuan replied: "Who hasn't encountered some trouble? How can you be a father like this!"
Bao Shihong was stunned. The couple looked at the rolling river. For a long time, Bao Shihong showed an imperceptible smile and hugged Xiaojuan tightly. Several river gulls flew by. Bao Shihong suddenly realized what he was doing and took it out of his backpack.
Open the lid of the jewelry box, take out the jadeite from inside, and hang it around Xiaojuan's neck.
Bao Shihong said: "Fake!"
But Xiaojuan still smiled happily, holding it in both hands, carefully looking at the crystal clear jadeite in her hand, and leaned into Bao Shihong's arms.
In the factory director's office, Bao Shihong was behind the desk, touching the statue of Guan Gong. The factory director poured a cup of tea for Bao Shihong.
The factory director said: "You are very uncool, but let the past be bygones. I understand your feelings."
As he spoke, he took out an envelope from the drawer and took out the money inside: "This is your salary and subsidies, count them?"
Bao Shihong took the money, twisted it open, and patted it on his hand.
The factory director continued: "The factory is going to be turned into a luxury hotel. The hard days are finally over. I'm here to protect you. How about the security manager? I'm a professional, so don't worry about the treatment. But in the future, you should be calmer in your work. The boss is not a junior.
of people.”
Bao Shihong smiled and patted the money in his hand: "People are so mean, turning a good handicraft factory into a big hotel with just this little thing? Everything has to change, and I should change too.
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After he finished speaking, he pocketed the money and turned to leave.
Here in Director Feng's office, Si Yan begged Director Feng, with tears streaming down his face: "Just enjoy the meal. I am your dog, and I will do my best from now on."
Director Feng was not angry: "Eight million is enough for you to eat for eight lifetimes."
Siyan hugged Dong Feng's legs: "But I have been with you for so many years, and I have worked hard without any credit. Just look at the fact that I have been working hard in front of you for many years, so give me a chance."
However, his pleading did not make Feng Dong soften his heart. Instead, he kicked his four eyes away.
Siyan got up from the ground and faced Director Feng with an angry expression.
Then he straightened his clothes, took the napkin on the table, wiped his nose, and threw it on the ground: "Zhou, I tell you, I have been comfortable serving you these past few years, but don't forget the things you did.
I know that if you wait, eight lifetimes in prison will be enough."
Si Yan stood up and walked to the door. Feng Dong suddenly took out a crossbow arrow from under the table, pointed it at Si Yan, pulled the trigger, and the arrow shot into Si Yan, who fell to the ground.
Director Feng walked over and kicked him in the eyes: "You threaten me, you threaten me."
Some water dripped down the glass, and the lift truck slid down outside the window. Director Feng quickly hid Si Yan's body in the closet, closed the door, then straightened his clothes and walked into the bathroom.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Mike was dressed as a glass cleaner and stood on the lift truck. He looked at Director Feng’s office and saw that there was no one inside, so he took out a special
Use the glass knife to draw a circle on the thick glass, then find the suction cup from the bag, suck it on the glass, and with a strong force, the glass is removed.
Mike walked into the office, ran directly to the safe, took out the unlocker, and unlocked the combination lock of the safe. The unlocker turned quickly, and the passwords were matched one by one. Mike took out the stone from the safe, and Mike's face smiled slightly.
Smiling. Suddenly there was a "click" behind him, followed by Feng Dong's voice: "Stand up slowly."
But it was Dong Feng who entered the door behind Mike holding a crossbow.
Mike turned around slowly, and a knife slipped quietly into his palm.
Director Feng: "Who hired you?"
The next moment he pulled the trigger, Mike swung the knife in his hand, and the knife slipped past Feng Dong's neck and plunged into the door frame.
Director Feng stood at the door and looked at Mike. Blood was pouring from his throat. He fell down in shock and twitched.
One of his arrows hit Mike's arm. Mike sat on the boss's chair, pulled out the arrow, and cursed: "SHIT!"
Mike was silent for a moment, took out a crumpled business card from his pocket, and then took out his mobile phone to make a call.
The four-eyed mobile phone on the table rang.
Mike hung up the phone alertly, and the phone on the table stopped ringing. Mike dialed the phone again, and the phone on the table rang again. Mike was a little strange, so he slowly walked to the table and picked up the phone.
Mike cautiously: "Hello, hello..."
The next moment, he seemed to understand something, and he turned to his phone again: "Hello..."
Mike held both the phone and the phone to his ear, with an expression on the verge of tears: "Shit!"
At this time, the four corpses in the closet suddenly fell out.
The scene switched, and in the aisle, Bao Shihong, who had a big lamp in his bag, was anxiously arguing with the receptionist at the front desk: "What? The guy named Qin is gone? My driver's license is still in his hand!"
Receptionist: "We have nothing to do with this."
Bao Shihong was a little anxious: "How can you ignore this? No, you have to help me find that kid..."
Mike lowered his hat, wore toad glasses, a mustache on his mouth, and a black windbreaker on his arm. He walked past some office workers as if nothing had happened. Mike walked past Bao Shihong, and Bao Shihong
Looking at Mike, I thought he looked familiar, but I didn't think about it for a moment.
He tried to remember and lit a cigarette.
At this time, the receptionist spoke: "Smoking is not allowed here."
Bao Shihong suddenly woke up, casually pressed out his cigarette in the flowerpot next to him, and chased after Mike.
After chasing all the way to the elevator, the elevator door was about to close. Bao Shihong squeezed open the elevator door and came to Mike.
Bao Shihong looked at Mike and asked, "Where's the one named Qin?"
When Mike saw Bao Shihong, he felt guilty: "You have the wrong person."
Bao Shihong: "No matter how you pretend, I will recognize you at a glance!"
As he said that, he pulled off Mike's mustache and said, "Don't you block the entrance of the Confucian Temple every day and chase me for money?..."
As he spoke, he suddenly noticed that one of Mike's hands was bleeding.
But Mike suddenly had a pick knife in his hand and slashed at Bao Shihong...
Bao Shihong blocked the elevator with his bag and closed the elevator door.
At the same time, outside the elevator, Sanbao was leaning in front of the lobby door with his back to the elevator, waiting.
When the elevator came down and the door opened, Mike and Bao Shihong, with white faces on their faces, were twisting together in a strange posture. The knife was pressed in front of Bao Shihong's face, and the situation was critical. Bao Shihong shouted in a hiss: "Three Treasures!"
Sanbao looked around, turned around, and suddenly noticed something unusual. He rushed over and kicked him into the elevator.
The elevator door closes.
On the street, there was a window display of bread. Hei Pi was standing next to the bakery, staring at the bread in the window, swallowing, and holding a hammer in his hand.
The fat chef with shrimp and basketball tattoos on his chest was kneading dough when he suddenly heard the sound of glass breaking outside.
The fat chef chased the black man with a kitchen knife.
Heipi hugged a pile of bread and ran wildly, stuffing bread into his mouth. At this time, a motorcycle with a siren on was catching up to him.
Heipi ran forward desperately, and the traffic police followed him on a motorcycle.
The traffic policeman looked at the motorcycle's tachometer: "Speed is 60 an hour, go faster."
Heipi turned to look at the traffic policeman, took a bite of bread, sped up and froze: a photo of Heipi biting bread.
The camera pulled out and Hei Pi's photo was in the newspaper.
Turning over the newspaper, there was a picture of Bao Shihong with a silly smile on the title: "The Big Thief, Interpol has not arrested him for ten years, but he was captured in one move. The Chief of the Security Section shows his prowess."
The scene changed again. On the cable car, Bao Shihong closed the newspaper and smiled stupidly. He got up and walked to the window, looked at the city scenery, smiled, and threw the newspaper outside.
At this time, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate. He stretched his legs and pressed his crotch with his hands. He looked at a Coke can next to him. He took it over, untied his belt and peeed in it. The pee went very smoothly. Bao Shihong laughed.
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People on the other side of the bus were looking at him, including those with mohawks!
Two years later, the sound of running water came from the toilet behind the video store. Bao Shihong looked much cleaner, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and even shivered. The sound of running water became thinner and thinner!
Bao Shihong stretched out his hand and there was a loud sound of flushing the toilet. He turned around and pushed the door open and went out!
In a video store, there are several neat rows of shelves, and a beautiful girl looks up at the TV hanging on the wall.
A romantic Korean drama is being shown on the TV.
The girl said: "Boss, Bae Yongjun's film."
Bao Shihong, who had just come out of the toilet, heard this and started looking for a CD on the shelf: "Is it the one played by Bae Yongjun?"
The girl shouted exaggeratedly: "Wow, what a cute little brother, little baby."
Behind the counter, Xiaojuan was holding her child. The chubby child was smiling cutely.
Xiaojuan coaxed the child: "Call me sister..."
Bao Shihong came over with a large pile of discs and put them on the table.
"Total four hundred and sixteen, give me four hundred."
The girl gave the money, put the disc into her bag, and suddenly leaned on the counter: "Sister, your piece of jade is so beautiful!"
I saw the piece of jadeite exposed from Xiaojuan's clothes. Xiaojuan smiled and gently picked up the jadeite with one hand: "It's fake."
Girl: "So beautiful."
Xiaojuan smiled very sweetly.
The girl opened the door and went out: "Bye."
The camera follows the girl out to see the bustling streets and the beautiful mountain city built on the mountain.
The movie is over!
But many people are still a bit unsatisfied.
"Crazy Stone" is really not a particularly profound movie, but it is a very special movie.
The multi-line narrative is surprisingly funny from time to time, and the jokes are all exceptionally original.
The international thief Mike played by Chen Weijie can be said to be one of the most interesting jokes. He always looks like a master, but in the end he is often tricked into swearing.
But still serious.
From beginning to end, Mike never laughed, but he brought a lot of laughter to the audience.
Then there is Heipi. This character is not the protagonist, but he has the most laughs in it.
Especially the way he eats bread and runs at the same time at the end.
Several groups of people didn't have much contact with each other at first, but they ended up intersecting by accident.
The director of the factory, Bao Shihong, and the people in the factory, if there was no accident, would never be associated with an international thief like Mike. But in the end, it was Bao Shihong who caught Mike.
What's even more amazing is that there doesn't seem to be much problem with what Mike does. He is indeed very good with a razor, but unfortunately, he was disgraced by a few thieves.
