Chapter 1,766: The Sesame Official Who Is Disliked by People
The first time I ascended to the church, it was quite impressive.
Bao Longxing sat high in the court, and under the plaque of justice and integrity, the government officials hit the ground with sticks.
"Why don't you kneel down?" Bao Longxing shouted while sitting in the court looking at Fang Tangjing and the others.
However, Fang Tangjing was not afraid at all. He cupped his hands and said, "Fang Tangjing is a former imperial examination candidate. As a rule, you don't need to kneel!"
"Bang!" Tang Jing, the other party, had a fearless attitude, and Bao Longxing knocked his fist on the table: "You, the unruly Fang Tang Jing, specialize in frustrating the weak and strengthening the strong, giving shit in the snow..."
Upon hearing this, the master quickly reminded: "Master, be careful, he is in high school and will be your boss!"
"Oh, let's talk about it if we win!" Bao Longxing disagreed.
"Honestly, I've wanted to teach you a lesson for a long time!" He said towards Fang Tangjing.
"Thank you so much!" Fang Tangjing looked disdainful and raised his hands in the air!
"I heard that Your Majesty has made many friends in Shoutang, whether they are black or white, Chinese or foreign. I have long wanted to ask you for advice on how to call everyone your godfather when you meet them!" Fang Tangjing said sarcastically as he approached Bao Longxing.
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Bao Longxing suppressed his displeasure, but what he said was true.
"You don't have to be so polite, but my mother is really very hospitable..." After Bao Longxing finished speaking, the master next to him quickly reminded: "That's not right, he said that your mother is a female branch daughter."
"You said my mother is a female branch's daughter!" Bao Longxing was furious when he heard this.
"Hey, my lord, which one of your eyes saw him delivering manure to others when it was snowing?" Fang Tangjing counterattacked, still confident.
Bao Longxing was immediately speechless.
"This is just me describing your character!"
"I'm just describing Ling Shoutang as a friendly person!" Fang Tangjing said.
It was obvious that Bao Longxing was completely defeated in this first wave of confrontation!
However, the fact that a lawyer was so arrogant made the audience curious.
"I haven't asked anyone to be my godfather for a long time. You clearly..."
"I don't know about this, but the evidence is conclusive that Huang Laoqiu's wife intended to rape Lin Lin. Please convict her!" Fang Tangjing interrupted Bao Longxing, and then squinted at the man kneeling on the ground behind him.
Huang Laoqiu and his wife said.
Blatantly confusing right and wrong.
"His wife wants to rape him?" Bao Longxing asked confused.
"It's unfair, sir. Lin Yuanwai came to my house today to collect rent and molested my wife. As soon as I came back, I saw him grabbing my wife's hands, pushing her down on the table, and trying to rape her! I took it when I was in a hurry.
I was going to hit him with a stick, but who knew, his servants rushed in immediately and caught me!" Huang Laoqiu defended.
But the forest member was very confident and not afraid at all.
Hearing what Huang Laoqiu said, he was still smiling.
"Wow! Mr. Lin, it's you who grabbed his wife and tried to do something wrong!" Lin said nothing.
But Fang Tangjing spoke up: "Sir, you are so powerful and powerful today!"
"Really?" Bao Longxing asked stupidly, touching his chin.
"You look good too!"
"I do this every day!"
"Are you Cinnabar Palm?"
Bao Longxing heard this and spread his hand, stretched it out and handed it to Fang Tangjing: "Can you help me take a look?"
Fang Tangjing touched Bao Longxing's palm and suddenly looked as if something was wrong, making Bao Longxing dumbfounded: "What's wrong with you?"
"My lord just said that the purpose of holding hands is to plot evil, so now I am not raping you, Lord X?"
As he said that, Fang Tangjing's face became fierce, and he said disdainfully: "Sit back and watch my performance!"
As he spoke, he walked between Lin Yuanwai and Huang Laoqiu and his wife: "The fact is that Lin Yuanwai wanted to take back the house because Huang and his wife refused to pay the rent. The Huangs not only wanted to deny it, but also wanted to rape Lin Yuanwai and threaten Lin Yuanwai.
He, sir, please take a closer look!"
"No sir, our old house was rented to my father by Lin Yuanwai's father. Because my father saved his father's life, we agreed to pay thirty taels of rent every year, and we have to pay rent every year!"
"Do you have a lease? Let's take a look!"
In the end, Fang Tangjing took out a piece of paper smaller than a palm and had words written on it densely.
"How do you read such small characters?"
Finally he took out another big one.
"Which one do you want to see, sir?"
It turned out that the big-letter contract said that it was okay not to pay the rent, but it couldn't be sublet to others.
After reading the lease, Bao Longxing didn't understand: "Isn't this great? It's clearly stated that you don't have to pay the rent. What's more, if they pay the rent, how can you take back the house?"
"Yes, we pay thirty taels every year!"
But Fang Tangjing disagreed: "Hey, what thirty taels? It's three hundred thousand taels, sir!"
"What did you say?"
"Have you ever studied, sir?"
"I should have known you never went to school!"
As he spoke, Fang Tangjing picked up the lease and arrogantly faced it in front of Bao Longxing. He picked up a pen and started to change the lease: "Let me sort it out for you."
But it was Fang Tangjing who added punctuation marks and sentence fragments to the lease, completely changing the meaning!
Now Bao Longxing is also in trouble. After all, he has never read a book, so how can he be the opponent of Fang Tangjing, a litigator?
In the end, Fang Tangjing made it clear that he was going to take Bao Longxing: "Your Majesty is delaying in judging, do you want money?"
Bao Longxing and Master directly explained what it meant to see money and they both nodded in unison.
"Where are these three thousand taels of silver notes? You don't have any share!" Fang Tangjing took out a three thousand taels of silver notes and deliberately teased them.
As a result, he exchanged a one-tael silver note for Bao Longxing to take.
"One or two?"
"Don't bring it!"
As a result, Bao Longxing actually stuffed one tael of silver notes into his sleeve.
"Judge him quickly, sentence him quickly!" Fang Tangjing said in an almost commanding tone.
Bao Longxing turned his head and bit the master's back hard.
Then he turned around and changed his face: "I now pronounce the verdict that Huang Laoqiu owes rent, and is ordered to move out immediately and return the house to Lin Yuanwai. As for your wife's attempt to rape Lin Yuanwai...
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This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "It's not enough, forget it!" Lin said, spreading his hands.
"Oh my, there really are a lot of adults out there, Lin!" Fang Tangjing looked like he was touting.
"It's so unreasonable!" Huang Laoqiu and his wife cried and shouted angrily when they heard Bao Longxing's penalty.
At this time, Fang Tangjing said sarcastically: "Brother, I advise you to go back to farming as soon as possible. Become an official like others, don't embarrass yourself!"
As he said this, he looked at Bao Longxing with disdain, smiled evilly and exited the Yamen.
This first scene can be said to make the audience a little stunned, because Bao Longxing is the protagonist at first glance, a ninth-grade sesame official, but what they didn't expect was that Bao Longxing was actually played by Fang Tangjing throughout the whole process, and
For a mere tael of money, he actually decided such an outrageous case.
In fact, this is also a feature of Xingye's movies.
Many people who have watched "Kung Fu" will understand that the protagonist looks like a villain almost from the beginning.
For example, Ah Xing in "Kung Fu" was a person who wanted to be a bad guy at the beginning, but he couldn't be a bad guy at all.
The same principle applies to Bao Longxing in "The Nine-Rank Sesame Official". It seems that he is an extremely cowardly corrupt official, but even a corrupt official behaves so stupidly.
But if you look carefully at his penalty, and think about it in retrospect, it's really not that big of a bad thing.
Because, Huang Laoqiu and his wife were only expelled, and there were no other penalties.
In fact, this is already a very good ending for ordinary people.
Fang Tangjing seemed very unhappy, but Fang Tangjing turned things upside down, but it didn't happen after all!
And this is actually the best result.
Of course, many people haven't thought that much at this moment.
As soon as the camera turned, it was the scene of the wedding reception. Through the chatting of the people in the teahouse, the audience knew that this was the Qi family's wedding.
But it is a pity that the groom of the Qi family is a tuberculosis ghost.
"Even that stinky piece of shit like Bao Longxing can become an official. What else is impossible to happen? Are you right?"
"That's right! Come, have some tea!"
This also points out that Bao Longxing is almost hated by people here.
The screen turned back, Bao Longxing was about to go out, and the master came up to him: "Master, where are you going?"
"Go out for a walk!"
"No!"
"Why?"
As a result, the master looked outside the yamen and saw everything in the camera.
It turned out that the door of the government office was covered with various stickers, full of curse words.
Ironically, the word "wei" is written in the middle of the gate.
Bao Longxing asked his men to go out and take a look, and then shouted: "Master Bao is coming out!"
As a result, the rotten vegetable leaves were thrown wildly towards Bao Longxing's men who were leaving.
"Throw that bitch to death! Throw him to death!"
The men were buried directly under all kinds of rotten vegetable leaves.
"There's something going on! Sir!" This dear friend is also very loyal, and even though he is like this, he still doesn't forget to report it to his lord.
The scene is just a bit funny!
Unable to get out through the front door, Bao Longxing had no choice but to take the back door.
The outrageous result was that a big hole was dug in the ground by the back door, and Bao Longxing almost fell into it.
"Welcome to the streets!" There are words posted at the bottom of the big pit.
Then another large group of people came to throw rotten leaves and rotten eggs. Bao Longxing and Master were so frightened that they ran back quickly.
Bao Longxing still went out, but in disguise.
"It's okay after walking for two blocks. It seems that makeup is really effective!" Bao Longxing said proudly.
As a result, someone from a stall behind him suddenly shouted: "Master Bao!"
Bao Longxing and Master were so frightened that they ran away.
It turned out to be a stinky tofu vendor selling: "Delicious fried buns, fried buns dragon stars!"
Business was pretty good. Bao Longxing and his master came over and said, "Brother, what you sell is obviously fried stinky tofu. What does it have to do with Bao Longxing?"
"That dog official Bao Longxing stinks more than stinky tofu!"
His words immediately broke Bao Longxing's guard. He immediately wanted to scold him back: "How can you talk like this!" Fortunately, the master stopped him.
The result was even more outrageous. The storyteller actually told a story about Bao Longxing being fucked by more than a dozen big men. It was so outrageous that he opened the door to outrageous people. It was so outrageous.
As a result, countless people gathered around and cheered loudly.
"This time, this corrupt official deserves this fate!"
"Am I really so annoying?" Bao Longxing couldn't understand why he was so hated by others.
"Youwei, tell me, tell the truth!"
"Well, sometimes I feel a little nauseous after looking at you for so long!"
"Damn, you still have to have some reservations while being honest!"
The shocking result was that the master actually vomited.
It’s just nonsensical and outrageous!
"Speaking of which, this bag of dragon stars was dragged into the mud and beaten, and then they fed him shit. He ate, ate, and was so happy!"
As the storyteller spoke, the people next to him actually kept applauding.
"He was eating shit and was enjoying himself so much that he really couldn't stop!"
Bao Longxing couldn't help but tore off his disguised beard and rushed forward: "Asshole, do I, Bao Longxing, have a deep hatred for each of you? After all, I am also an official, although I am not very handsome.
But you can’t slander me like this, right?”
Bao Longxing was dissatisfied.
"I can't believe it, everyone hates me and likes my raising of hands!" Bao Longxing said and raised his hands.
As a result, everyone ran away, including the master!
"If you don't want to raise your hands, pull them down. They all ran away at once. What does this mean?" Bao Longxing stood there alone.
At this time, the master left and returned.
"Where do you think they all went?" Bao Longxing asked.
"Go vomit!"
As a result, as soon as they turned their heads, countless vegetable leaves were thrown at them.
The two ran away. Bao Longxing still had leaves and tomatoes on his body. He squatted there and said, "It seems that he is really coming for me!"
"Absolutely!"
"What a failure! I was not greedy for money, and I also made people hate me. I must educate the next generation well, because children are the future masters of society. As long as they like me, I have hope!" said Bao Longxing!
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This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! At this time, a child happened to pass by holding a mask.
Bao Longxing stopped him: "Kid, be good, my brother loves you!"
As a result, when the child opened his mouth, a large mouthful of saliva spat onto Bao Longxing's face.
"How could I have imagined that a child could have so much saliva!"
At this time they heard the sound of the welcoming procession beating gongs and drums.
The two of them came over to watch the fun!
The master was also surprised: "No way? Someone is actually willing to marry this consumptive guy from the Qi family?"
"That's right!"
At this time, a group of people suddenly came from behind and rushed through the crowd. One of them, a man with a white beard and an official uniform, jumped down and knocked down a group of people.
Bao Longxing: "Someone dares to fight on my territory without even saying a word to me!"
"The number one god in the capital, Captor Leopard Head, has been ordered to capture forty thieves. Anyone who stands in my way will die!" said the white-bearded Leopard Head Detective.
As a result, during the fight, they bumped into the wedding procession and directly hit the sedan chair. The red hijab fell down and the bride revealed her true face. Bao Longxing was stunned for a moment.
The scene switches and the sedan finally arrives at Qi's house. The groom turns out to be a tuberculosis ghost and keeps coughing.
Bao Longxing and Master also came here wearing masks to watch the fun.
Bao Longxing couldn't help but said when he saw the groom's sick look, "It's really like a flower stuck in cow dung! Could it be possible that his husband died suddenly during the wedding ceremony?"
"If he dies, you can take advantage, right?" Master said angrily.
"You said it, I didn't!"
As a result, they all wore masks and were actually recognized by the Qi family.
"Look, let me just say there are still people who like me, right?" Bao Longxing felt relieved when he saw the Qi family being so enthusiastic.
"Without corrupt officials like you, profiteers like us would not have a good life!" said the old man of the Qi family.