Chapter 1,770 I would rather be a scoundrel than a beggar
"Stop arguing! It will be your turn next time!" The prisoners shouted outrageously, and the master's response was even more outrageous.
"Stop talking so much, let's talk after we go in first!"
The master pulled "Ruhua" into the cell.
As a result, the next moment, the audience in the theater burst into laughter.
At first, everyone thought that it might be Bao Longxing's father or something, but they didn't expect that it turned out to be "Ruhua", and Ruhua with a beard.
"Ruhua, is it really you?" Bao Longxing was also shocked.
"If it's not me, who else could it be?" He obviously has the face of a man, but he wears feminine makeup, combs his hair like a woman, and speaks in a very coquettish manner, which makes him very...happy.
"Don't waste time, come quickly!" Ruhua said seriously.
Bao Longxing's face straightened: "Yes, yes, find me a piece of black cloth, cover your face, and then do your work!"
"No need, I have a new trick called the Invincible Wall Penetration Technique!" The next moment, something even more outrageous happened. Ruhua actually roared, then slammed into the wall behind Bao Longxing,
The wall was directly knocked down.
"Ruhua, your move is really powerful!" Bao Longxing was shocked.
"Stop talking, Uncle Thirteen, hurry up and leave!" Master pushed Bao Longxing out.
Bao Longxing turned back: "Sister-in-law Qi, don't worry, I will definitely come back to save you!"
When Qi Qin heard Bao Longxing's words, she could only silently wish her: "Sir, I wish you a safe journey and long life!"
When the master escaped from prison with Bao Longxing and went back, his mother immediately ran out happily and shouted: "Thirteen, you are back!"
Bao Longxing was overjoyed: "That's great, mother, you finally recovered your memory!"
However, the next moment, his mother rushed up and hugged Master Bao Youwei.
"Thirteen, it's great that you are back. Your father is very ill!"
Upon hearing this, Bao Longxing rushed into the room and found his father lying on the bed.
"Dad, are you okay? What's wrong with you?" Bao Longxing rushed to the bed.
"They rescued you, great!" Bao BuTong said as he lay there looking at his son.
"I'm so useless, I've completely embarrassed you!" Bao Longxing blamed himself.
"How could it be? You are not treacherous enough for them, you know? Corrupt officials have to be treacherous, but what about honest officials? They have to be even more treacherous. Otherwise, how can we deal with those bad guys?" Bao BuTong said while lying on the bed.
"Son, go to Beijing and file a complaint!"
"That's what I meant, Dad!"
"I have half a cake here. I have hidden it for twenty years. You have to keep it!" Bao BuTong took out a hard piece of cake and handed it to Bao Longxing.
"Half a cake? What do you mean?" Bao Longxing took it and looked confused.
"The Minister of the Ministry of Justice in the capital is my close friend. He had no food at that time. I only had one loaf of bread and I gave it all to him. Later, he returned half of it to me. He said that he would prosper in the future.
When the time comes, as long as my descendants go to him with this half of the cake, he will definitely repay me!" Bao BuTong said.
"But I'm afraid I still can't defeat them!" Bao Longxing said worriedly knowing Chang Wei's background.
"How could it be? Our surname is Bao. In the Song Dynasty, we had an ancestor named Bao Zheng..."
"Is it Bao Qingtian?" Bao Longxing asked.
"Ah, yes, yes, yes! It's Bao Qingtian. This Bao Qingtian, he wrote a "Qingtian Secret Book". His Qingtian Secret Book is here with me, and I have learned it all!"
"Ah? Why are you saying it now? Where are you hiding?" Bao Longxing asked quickly.
"When your mother played mahjong, she used it to cushion the table legs!"
Sure enough, Bao Longxing found a book under the table on the foot of the table, with "Qingtian Secret Book" written on it!
The melody of the music also became passionate and surging.
But when Bao Longxing opened it, he couldn't recognize any of the words on it: "Wow, what kind of words are these?"
"This is Xiaozhuan. If you don't study hard, of course you won't be able to understand it. Find someone to teach you!" Bao BuTong said.
"I understand, dad, if you have any other treasures, bring them all to me!" Bao Longxing said again.
At this time, his mother ran in: "Thirteen, our Bao family also has a Shang Fang sword, which was given by the late emperor. You can also take it with you!"
"Where is the sword? Mother?" Bao Longxing was overjoyed when he heard this.
As a result, his mother took out a handful of...dried fish from behind her back?
"Take it! This Shangfang sword can kill the faint king at the top and the slanderous officials at the bottom. Take it with you!" His mother said plausibly.
"Youwei, put your sword away!" Bao Longxing handed the dried salted fish to Bao Youwei and told him to put it away.
But the next moment, when he looked at his father, he found that his father had closed his eyes.
"Dad, dad!"
On the other side, Master Chen released Leopard's head from the cell: "Hey, Master Leopard, I just want to..."
But before he could finish speaking, Leopard Head strangled his neck: "What's your bad idea? Are you going to let me out to kill Bao Longxing?"
"right!"
"Hmph, you are not a good person either! You don't need to tell me, I will cut Bao Longxing into pieces!"
Here, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei are on the road together.
Bao Youwei was holding a lot of radishes, and Bao Longxing said in confusion: "Youwei, my mother gave you dozens of gold ingots, what are you doing with so many radishes?"
"Grandma said, dozens of ingots of gold are just these radishes! If one person eats one, he should be able to survive to the capital!"
Suddenly they saw someone standing around and pointing: "Uncle Thirteen, there is something to see over there."
The two walked over together.
It turned out to be a wanted notice posted by the Yamen. Master Bao Youwei also said: "Uncle Thirteen, that idiot seems to be you!"
As a result, everyone turned their heads to look at them.
"Nothing like it at all!"
It turns out that Bao Longxing used his fingers to stretch his face.
It's outrageous anyway, but the audience has long been accustomed to this nonsensical style at this moment.
Bao Longxing ran over and tore off all the wanted portraits: "It's so dangerous!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! As a result, the crowd gathered around and pointed at Bao Longxing: "That's him!"
The crowd separated, and the leopard rushed over with a knife on its head: "Don't run!"
The two ran away quickly, and Bao Longxing escaped by hiding in a stall selling steamed buns. However, Bao Youwei was caught by Leopard Head, who grabbed Bao Youwei's chest with both hands and risked his life.
All smoked.
When Bao Longxing saw it, it was okay. He had an idea and grabbed two hot steamed buns and stuffed them into his chest.
He chased and fled all the way to the dock.
Bao Longxing jumped on the boat, but the leader of the acrobatic class on the ship reached out to pick up Bao Longxing and just caught two steamed buns, thinking he was a woman!
"Why are you working so hard?"
"I'm being hunted. If I don't run away, I'll die!" Bao Longxing imitated a woman's voice and said.
"Guan Gu, come back, you can't run away!" Leopard Head stood on the dock and pointed at Bao Longxing and shouted.
"Who did he call Dog Officer?" The class leader looked confused.
"He just called me Miss Jiu!" Bao Longxing made it up.
"Are you Miss Ninth?" The class leader believed it.
"Thank you both for the rescue! May I ask your girl's name?" Bao Longxing asked.
"Mo Zaiti!"
"No more prizes!"
Bao Longxing thought the two kept it a secret.
"Why did that person chase you just now?" Mo asked again.
"It goes without saying that he must be coveting this beauty..." Team Leader Mo directly made excuses for Bao Longxing.
"Fool, he is a man!" Mo Zaiti had already discovered it.
"Don't be afraid, I'll treat you to dinner later and help you calm down!"
When Bao Longxing learned that their acrobatic troupe was also going to Beijing, he hoped that they could go with them to take care of them, but Mo Zaiti proposed that Bao Longxing also help perform.
Bao Longxing said he didn't know how, so Mo Zaiti asked him to learn.
In the next scene, Bao Longxing was taken to learn how to lie on a nail board!
My chest is broken with rocks!
As a result, when I drank water, my whole body felt like a fountain!
He also taught him how to throw throwing knives. It turned out that every knife was a human body tracing knife technique, but it was actually the flying knife of the class leader. On the other hand, Bao Longxing was outrageous.
Every knife pierces the body!
Following the acrobatic troupe all the way to Beijing, they also met Master Bao Youwei on the way.
Under the night, the moon is still the same moon, but Bao Longxing has grown up.
He supported his chin and looked at the moon and said: "When I was a child, I made a wish to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that being a good official is not that easy. The worst thing is that you can't even be a corrupt official. You can't achieve anything if you are caught in the middle.
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"By the way, I heard that big guy at the dock calling you a dog officer. Who are you?" Mo Zaiti asked.
"Little surnamed Bao!"
As a result, the other party immediately called out his name: "Are you Bao Longxing?"
"You know my name?" Bao Longxing was a little surprised.
"Everyone here knows that you even lost your official position in order to defend a civilian woman! Everyone says you are very brave!"
"Actually, I'm not brave at all. I haven't dared to look down for a long time since I came up!"
"In my mind, you are the bravest!"
"Since you said that, I have to admit it, because I am a very low-key person. Also, don't report it to the official! At most, I can sleep outside!"
"Don't be stupid, if you don't sleep with me, it's easy to get cheated!"
When parting, Mo Zaiti held his hand and said, "When you go to Beijing to file a petition, be careful on the way! Think of me all the time!"
"When you go out to perform, remember to wear more clothes and think about me day and night, you know?"
The next moment we were chatting with each other, the two of them invariably changed their faces and pointed at each other: "You are not allowed to pick up girls!" "You are not allowed to seduce men!"
"When will we meet again?"
"The day when spring blossoms next year will be the time for us to meet again!"
Soon, the two came to the capital to find the Minister of Punishment, whom Bao Longxing's father said was the acquaintance of life and death.
The Minister of Punishment looked at the half piece of cake with a very affectionate expression: "My dear nephew, is this cake really yours?"
"yes!"
"It's great to see you. How is your father?" asked the Minister of Justice.
"He has passed away!"
"Why don't good people live long?" the Minister of Punishment sighed.
"To be honest, I came all the way here this time just to ask you to help me file an imperial petition!" Bao Longxing said when he saw that the Minister of Punishment still recognized the situation.
"What grievance do you have?"
"My nephew was originally an official, but he was colluded with a powerful son to corrupt officials..."
"Humph, needless to say, this is unreasonable. What I hate most in my life is corrupt officials, those who have power and rape their own children, and have no regard for the king's laws!" the Minister of Punishment looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
When Master Bao Youwei heard this, he was immediately overjoyed and said: "Thirteenth Uncle, great, this time we will finally be able to keep the clouds clear and see the moonlight!"
"Tell me quickly, who is that person?" asked the Minister of Punishment.
"Yes, we will investigate thoroughly immediately!" At this time, another old man came out and said.
He is Chang Kun!
This twist immediately made the audience's eyes widen, but it has to be said that it is very ironic and very true.
Poor Bao Longxing still didn't know the identity of the other party, so he said: "That person's name is Chang Wei, and his father is that bastard Chang Kun, the admiral of the navy!"
Chang Kun looked at Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice: "Master Shangshu, what do you think we should do?"
"What do you think I should do?" Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice asked.
"I can't wait to take the heads of his father and son and use them to wipe shit!" Bao Longxing grabbed it with both hands.
"When you've finished wiping, lend me a hand!" Bao Youwei said with admiration.
"When you're finished, bring it to me to wipe!"
"Old man, are you interested? I'll lend you a wipe too!" He looked at Chang Kun again and said.
"Hahaha!" The audience couldn't help laughing.
It's like calling a bald donkey in front of the monk!
"Ah? Does it involve me too?" Chang Kun asked.
"Oh, by the way, uncle, haven't you asked for advice yet?"
"I'm Chang Kun!" Chang Kun said.
Uncle and nephew Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei immediately raised their heads to look at the moon. Bao Youwei said: "It turns out it's a murderous night with a dark moon and high wind!"
Bao Longxing suddenly gave up: "If you die, you will die!"
Walking to the side of the Secretary of the Ministry of Justice: "Sir, fortunately you understand the righteousness, and this is the person!"
"Stop it, stop talking! Let's go!"
"It's true that officials protect each other, but my father was very kind to you back then. Even if you don't help me, you should still give me some benefits, right? Pay me a few million taels of silver and let me go back to the countryside to buy some piglets and raise them!
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"Back then, your father just gave me a piece of cake. At worst, I would give you a piece of cake in return. But I understand justice and I will pay you back a hundred times!"
Bao Longxing knew that he couldn't do anything, so he wanted to take the cakes and leave, but the Minister of Punishment and Chang Kun had colluded long ago and asked them to eat the hundred cakes before they could leave!
"Your father and I are family friends, so there's no need to leave in a hurry. We'll leave after eating!"
"Come here, feed the two gentlemen some cakes!" Chang Kun ordered while holding a rosary in one hand.
The two laughed while watching Bao Longxing and the two being force-fed cakes.
"If you want to sue me, even if the emperor comes, he can't do anything to me!" Chang Kun said arrogantly.
"Just kill them!" The Minister of Punishment was even more ruthless!
"No, I want to leave them to be beggars in the capital and make their father lose his face!"
The two of them fell in love with each other, and Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei lived in the capital. Even if they worked as hard labor, they could not do it because of the obstruction of the Minister of Punishment.
The stalls and businesses were also smashed.
The uncle and nephew were forced to become beggars.
Although Bao Longxing kept holding on, Bao Youwei, who was going crazy with hunger, could no longer hold on.
He pushed Bao Longxing away and went to snatch the donated buns!
Bao Longxing shouted that he would rather die than become a beggar. Suddenly he saw a man who was eating a meal being thrown out and beaten and kicked.
This inspired Bao Longxing, who decided that he would rather be a rogue than a beggar!