"The third step! Scrape the bones to remove the poison!" Hua Tuo, the miracle doctor, said with a solemn expression!
Then, he began to chisel.
Well, it looks decent, and the chisel action makes the thief look like he is playing golf.
There was a lot of blood flowing out, and Brother Guan was in pain and in a daze!
He patted his head.
I couldn’t help but scream!
"Ah!"
Seeing how painful Brother Guan was, Hua Tuo worriedly said: "Marquis, if the pain is too much and you can't bear it, forget it!"
Brother Guan gasped for air, but his eyes widened: "What hurts?"
"I eat spicy snail noodles!"
The camera instantly shows a bowl of snail noodles in his hand!
"Pfft!" Zhao Chunbin squirted completely.
Damn it, I was accidentally hit by my waist!
What a fucking snail noodle!
However, it turns out that he is still too young and does not understand the routine at all.
Next, an even more exaggerated and outrageous picture appeared.
Brother Guan took the chopsticks in his left hand and picked up the steaming golden snail noodles.
"Rolling boiling water like blood-red waves"
"The pottery bowl holds it like strong wine"
Brother Guan was extremely intoxicated after eating.
It made Zhao Chunbin feel hungry!
"The smell is so delicious"
“Sour and refreshing taste”
"This is the best spicy food!"
Brother Guan was so intoxicated after eating that even the miracle doctor Hua Tuo couldn't stand it.
My mouth was drooling. Fortunately, the assistant was very reliable this time and immediately brought a rag to wipe the miracle doctor's mouth.
Otherwise, wouldn’t the majestic miracle doctor Hua Tuo lose his face?
Brother Guan is still enjoying it.
"Like a red rabbit among horses, you will feel relaxed and refreshed after eating!"
"Master Xu's snail noodles are spicy and refreshing!"
Eating snail noodles, Brother Guan didn't care about the prying eyes of the miracle doctor Hua Tuo. What's even more outrageous is that he can actually hold chopsticks with his right hand.
I have to sigh: "Sir, you are truly a miracle doctor!"
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
Zhao Chunbin almost burst into tears laughing.
The previous sadness of not being able to go home for the Spring Festival was completely gone.
My mind is full of the ghostly Guan Yunchang scraping bones and curing poison just now.
Well, there is also "Little Qiao Camping"?
And at the same time.
After the two videos were released online, many Li Yi fans watched them immediately.
Coupled with the strong promotion of Penguin Video, it can be said that Li Yi's new work immediately became widely known.
As fans of Li Yi, after watching the first video, they all sighed: "Sure enough, it's you, Director Dog! It's still the original taste and the original formula!"
But when they watched the second video and laughed while holding their bellies in their hands, they were all extremely confused.
"Holy shit, did I read that right? This damn commercial was shot by a dog director?"
"What's going on with Director Dog?"
"Are you terminally ill? Otherwise, how could you change your nature?"
"I just want to know where can I buy the military book "Xiao Qiao Camping"?"
"We also request the full content of "Xiao Qiao Camping"!"
"Although I don't understand why Director Gou has changed so drastically, I am asking for the full version of "Xiao Qiao Camping"!"
For a time, the two videos can be said to be perfectly linked! Gu Fei
God knows why it is a perfect linkage.
And obviously, the second commercial of "Scraping Bones and Healing Poison" is more attractive.
It’s not that this video is better than the first one, but it’s because Director Dog has transformed, and it’s such a devilish commercial from the beginning.
Fans who are familiar with Li Yi cannot accept it at all!
It can be said that "Scraping Bones to Cure Poison" immediately became an instant hit!
"I feel like my faith is gone!"
"A dog director actually shoots such a funny animal commercial. Oh my god, how sick is he?"
"I used to think that Director Dog's depression was a rumor, but now it seems that it's true!"
"It's not that I'm depressed to a certain extent and I can't make this kind of film!"
"Isn't it said that the core of comedy is tragedy? So does this film prove that Director Dog's illness has worsened again?"
"This short film contains so much information!"
"What's the explanation?"
"Behind the seeming absurdity, everyone has not noticed that in the short film, the miracle doctor Hua Tuo does not behave like a miracle doctor at all. Others may think it is for fun, but we should see more. This may be Director Dog's attitude towards the doctor.
Such distrust!
Is it really reliable to scrape bones to cure poison like in the drama? It is definitely not reliable, and this may also be the director's intention. He may want to express that he is not hiding the disease, but is interested in the treatment of modern depression.
Dissatisfied!
That Hua Zi, the miracle doctor Hua Tuo, flew away also has a profound meaning!
That book "Little Qiao's Camping" is even more...well, I really can't edit it anymore!"
There are also many people discussing the details of this short film.
"That "electrocardiogram" is dead in Bengbu!"
"It turns out that it was an electrocardiogram. I thought it was for rhythm..."
"I was thinking about what the effect would be if Hua Tuo said at the end that he should not eat spicy food while recovering from his injuries?"
"Then Hua Tuo took the bowl and continued to eat? After all, his saliva was drooling before!"
"I have a friend who wants to see that... During the Battle of Chibi, the war was in chaos. Xiao Qiao was sleeping in a tent at night, and the soldiers on the side were all busy. There was a man beside him who was caressing Qiao..."
"The people upstairs are no longer friends. Real men should boldly ask for the full text!"
"I will add the following: How can I allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the bed! Then I drove Xiao Qiao out!"
"Shouldn't spicy food be avoided after surgery?"
"Oh my God. It's right to avoid spicy food after surgery. But why is it acceptable to scrape bones and treat poison even though it's ridiculous? This is just for fun."
"I finally know why Brother Guan got cold so quickly. It turns out it was all the fault of the snail noodles!"
For a time, silly netizens gave various interpretations.
And the most popular one is "Xiao Qiao Camping"!
"Based on what I sorted out frame by frame, I finally compiled the full text of "Xiao Qiao Camping". Please take it away quickly, thank you.
Xiao Qiao camping
During the Battle of Chibi, the war was in chaos.
In Xiao Qiao's camp, there are countless soldiers.
While they were enjoying themselves, a brave man next to him put his hand on Qiao Qiantuo and said:
It's strange, wonderful, and looks like Juan.
Then he reported to the teacher and untied the knots from his belt. His chest was as soft as silver and his body was as thick as snow."
"What nonsense are you talking about upstairs, the whole civilization is clearly:
During the Battle of Chibi, the war was in chaos. Xiao Qiao was sleeping in a tent at night. He was having a good time. There was a man beside him who was touching Qiao with his hand. Seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't dodge, he shouted with a loud drink and thunder to kill the ancient ingot knife. Anyone who violated the territory of Wu would be struck by Sheng.
And break it."
Suddenly there are countless versions, and the silly netizens are all talented!
"Details, details, when scraping bones to treat poison, it was the right hand that was injured, so Brother Guan used his left hand to eat snail noodles. Definitely praise!"
"No, what kind of ghosts are you paying attention to?"
"Shouldn't everyone pay attention to Director Dog's condition?"
"This is the case. We are not Hua Tuo. How can we still give Director Dog a bone-scratching cure?"
"So is this an advertisement for snail noodles or an advertisement for Huazi? Why do I only remember that Huazi?"
Li Yi himself, the instigator, had no idea that by filming this commercial, a group of silly movie fans would think that Li Yi was really depressed!
Otherwise, why the sudden transformation?
Li Yi: "Can I say bad words?"
ps: Where can I find the full version of "Xiao Qiao Camping"? Xiao Hei is begging!
