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Chapter 313 Oolong Film Review

Li Yi came over and was puzzled when he saw the title of this film review.

The point is, this title and this score are a bit too much.

What's even more outrageous is that this movie review was pinned to the top, and the number of replies to the comments below actually exceeded 200!

Don’t underestimate this number, two hundred replies to the movie reviews are definitely a lot.

The key is, how long has it been?

"Look what's written!" Li Yi said to Mu Qing.

Mu Qing bit her lip and clicked on this extremely negative movie review.

"After watching the movie, countless mythical beasts were running through my mind. I only had three words left in my mind to say about the movie: Grass Mud Horse!"

Mu Qing's eyes suddenly turned red. If the movie was really that bad, it would be nothing if it was called shit. But obviously, Mu Qing herself felt that "Get Out! Tumor King" might not be that good, but still

It's not that bad, right?

"Pfft!" At this moment, Li Yi burst into laughter.

Mu Qing glared at Li Yi angrily, but Li Yi pointed at the screen of the tablet and said, "Don't worry, keep reading, Kukuku..."

As he said this, Li Yi couldn't help laughing again.

Mu Qing did not doubt that he was there and continued to read.

The review continued: "What's wrong with cancer? It's very sympathetic to have a terminal illness, but the heroine of this movie only makes me feel sick!"

Yes, it's disgusting, as disgusting as eating a fly.

Because you know you are terminally ill, can you do whatever you want?

The key point is that it is completely incomprehensible. She suddenly ran to find the fiancé of her best friend who she always hated, and then used various temptations. In the end, she successfully slept with her best friend's fiancé!

Is it because she is about to die, so she wants to test her fiancé’s abilities for her best friend? Want to see if he can bring “happiness” to her best friend?

However, this is not over yet. What is even more outrageous is that she still feels that it is not enough and sleeps with a married male classmate again. Just because the other person once had a crush on her? She also said that she wanted to satisfy the other person's past wishes.

It’s not a waste of time for friends, but they are already married and have a child. How the hell could it be more disgusting?

Are these outrageous enough?

But what is even more disgusting and unbelievable is that after my best friend learned about this incident, she actually chose to forgive her and said that she could just pretend that this incident never happened! She is indeed an incredible best friend!

Also, after suffering from a terminal illness, in order to help her ex-boyfriend fulfill his dream, he actually borrowed money everywhere, but the result was just to buy a super expensive violin, and he even said that he would have a willful way before he died. It was simply

How outrageous!

This is fucking bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!”

After Mu Qing read it, she reached out and scratched her head in astonishment.

She rarely does such actions, and this comment obviously confused her!

It took me a long time to co-write it, but this is actually a movie review that went to the wrong set?

She finally understood why Li Yi laughed like a pig!

Because this movie review is simply outrageous.

The comments below also prove this.

"Damn it, I watched it for a long time, but it turns out that the original poster went to the wrong set! Half of my 30-meter-long sword was pulled out, but what movie are you writing about?"

Then the following is the message from the original poster: "Oh shit! I made an own mistake. I thought this was the page of "Youth 3: The Age of Farewell". Sorry, sorry!"

"Is the advertisement here? Why did I suddenly become very curious about "Youth 3" after reading your movie review? I can't wait to watch the two boat scenes!"

"One story, I almost broke my guard and ended up laughing like a pig. But, brother, you successfully aroused my curiosity. To be honest, Lin Yuting's figure is quite good. I would like to ask, is the scene exciting?"

"Such a bloody plot, is it true?"

""Get Out! Mr. Tumor" isn't that outrageous, right?"

"Owner, please change the title quickly, otherwise I'm afraid someone will touch the network cable and slap you!"

"By the way, did the poster come here because he was worried that if he posted this post on "Youth 3: The Farewell", he would be beaten to death by fans?"

"These three views, this plot, this is a master, worthy of being Ping Xiaosi! What a master!"

"Who did this marketing? You need to add a chicken drumstick. It successfully aroused my curiosity!"

Mu Qing and Li Yi both burst into laughter!

No one expected that the result would be such a big mistake!

"But, is "Youth 3" really so outrageous?" Mu Qing was a little confused.

"I don't know. After all, I'm not a big fan!" Li Yi shook his head.

He really doesn't know.

I only know about the "Young Age" series. Although the books sold a lot, some book reviewers did comment earlier that they had incorrect views!

The two closed this movie review and continued watching.

The comments below are much more normal!

"Because of those somewhat cheesy little jokes, a story that is hard to bear is dramatized and turned into a cute growth history of a little girl. When I watched it, I was thinking that maybe Xiong Dun didn't really like it either.

Doctor, I just want a handsome god to save me."

"You cry and laugh and become a fool!"

"The story itself is a bit thin. In the friendship scene, the protagonists put on mink coats, which is a sense of instant youth. But when I cried, I really cried, and everyone around me cried. It was not cruel, but rather positive and touching.

"

"Pessimism may win sympathy from others, but optimism can move the world. And its power is incomparable. Even in the face of force majeure, it is great and shining. Five stars!"

"A good movie that made me cry and laugh. Maybe some people don't like Xiong Dun's early secondary performances, but ask yourself, have we ever thought to ourselves when we see someone with weird hair?

It looks like shit, but people usually don’t say it directly!”

"Once again I cried like an idiot in the theater... Why use You? Because I am a fan of dog movies! The damn dog director successfully transformed his girlfriend into the direction of a dog director!"

"Some things need to be faced with strength. I may not be able to live such a free and easy life. Then I think about you and what will happen if you are sad and depressed? Live strong and leave gracefully!"

These are relatively normal film reviews, and there are also more outrageous film reviews.

"After watching the movie, I couldn't help but sigh in the circle of friends: death is just a result, how to live is the most important thing! Then, a friend of mine who owed me money for many years suddenly paid him back; my ex-girlfriend

Suddenly he called me in the middle of the night and I talked on the phone for an hour; the most terrifying thing was that my parents suddenly called me in the middle of the night and said that they had bought the tickets overnight and would arrive tomorrow!"

"I was particularly touched after watching the movie, especially the sentence: If you act impulsively, you will only regret it for a while! But if you live a cowardly life, you will regret it for the rest of your life! Then I left the cinema and hurriedly gave

The female classmate I have had a crush on for a long time called to confess my love, and then... I'm sorry, your mobile phone has been restricted due to arrears of payment xxx! After paying the phone bill, I called again, but I couldn't say anything, and finally I decided to call again

Go watch the movie again! Xiong Dun, Xiong Dun, Xiong Dun! Give me strength!"


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