Chapter 825: The world is declining and peoples hearts are not as old as they used to be. Why would a goddess fart?
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Li Yi was a little depressed.
Mu Qing is also a little depressed!
Because the two of them didn’t win the bet this time!
However, I have to say that these female celebrities and artists are really working hard this time!
Xue is still just the tip of the iceberg.
And he is not the most brilliant or the most imaginative at all.
Next, they finally saw what it meant to risk their lives!
The charm of the heroine of Li Yi's movie is evident.
There was an actress, wearing a very fashionable goddess outfit, walking on the road with headphones on, and twisting her body rhythmically.
Then a man passed by and knelt down to tie his shoelaces. As a result, the sports goddess instantly transformed into a crazy woman. She went up and made gestures at the man's butt, and finally settled the fight with a kick!
Li Yi and Mu Qing also cheered and cheered!
In particular, the other party started to show off her dancing skills behind the man, and then suddenly kicked him on the butt, and then ran away. It was like a crazy woman.
Also when I went to the supermarket to buy things, the goddess changed her ways and ate the free food samples.
Various costumes of crazy women.
There are also people who are doing a cheerleading dance with two heads of lettuce, and there are people who are holding a pan to test the quality of the pan...
Use broccoli as a hanging ornament, use sausages as nunchucks...
Of course Li Yi and the others will not leak the audition video.
But I can’t help but the female celebrities know how to play by themselves.
So when the first female star in the entertainment industry released a video of herself doing a cheerleading dance with two heads of lettuce in a supermarket, not only did her personality not be damaged, but her popularity skyrocketed.
"Damn it, I didn't expect you to be such a goddess!"
"This cheer dance is really cool!"
"By the way, how innocent are those two lettuces?"
“It’s shameful to waste food!”
“In the end, I paid for two heads of lettuce, detail!”
"Director Dog is really doing something evil!"
"Sister is so, so cute!"
When other people saw it, they thought, oh wow, this goddess turned into a girl. Not only did she not ruin her character or lose fans, but because she was the first to try something, her popularity actually skyrocketed.
Other female celebrities soon followed, and the style of painting changed throughout the Internet.
The goddesses in everyone's minds have begun to release themselves, and various bizarre and nonsensical manipulations of goddesses turning into women have become popular nowadays.
Compared to the way beauties on the street can turn into crazy women instantly, it is obvious that the influence of female celebrities who are usually far away from everyone and have always been involved in this kind of thing is completely different after they start doing this kind of thing.
And netizens on the Internet have also begun to change their direction.
For example, Xue Yiran’s video.
Netizens’ comments are as follows.
"What a move to calm the sand and fall the geese. For the role, the goddess Yi Yi really worked hard. The posture when she fell to the ground was really beautiful!"
"It turns out that the goddess's farts are so cute, I love her!"
"I didn't expect that someone who is usually soft and weak can still do several somersaults in one breath!"
"It's rare for a goddess to be so down-to-earth!"
"I always expected the goddess to shovel shit like playing golf, but she didn't. Bad review!"
For example, a certain female celebrity tried various tricks in the supermarket to try snacks.
"Learned, learned!"
"It turns out that goddesses can be so cute, hahaha!"
"Subversion, what a subversion. What I have always wanted to do but never did, the goddess actually did it, and I bowed down!"
"Why do my eyes always cry out with tears? It's just because the goddess turned into a woman!"
For a time, "Goddess turns into a female psycho" became a hit all over the Internet!
Of course there is another topic that is even more popular.
"Director Dog, give me back my goddess!"
The culprit, Li Yi, was pulled out by countless fans to attack him!
"Oh my God, my goddess is usually gentle, but I didn't expect that she would explode so horribly. This is not my goddess. Director Dog, please give me back my goddess!"
"When I saw the goddess using her mouth to bite the mobile phone that fell into the toilet, my whole body was numb!"
"My goddess can't be so crazy. Director Dog, you've really done a terrible sin!"
"It's over, I'm not clean anymore. I saw the most irritating scene of the goddess. This makes me have sex in the dead of night!"
"Director Dog, this is really not an ordinary crime. Such a goddess suddenly went crazy. When I came back from my dream at midnight, I actually laughed out loud!"
Not only that, but at the same time, many street interviews also began to mention these similar topics.
For example: "What would you do if you wanted to fart in front of the opposite sex?"
The answers turned out to be varied.
Some say tell the other person directly that I am going to fart.
Some people say that moving chairs makes noise to cover up the sound of farts.
Some people say that they left their farts in the toilet of a previous home.
There is talk of framing someone else's fault.
There are also those who are more arrogant and directly say that I am not embarrassed anyway, the embarrassment is other people's.
All in all, in short, the goddess farts so stinky that even the gods dare not inhale!
It also made people shout that the world is in decline, people's hearts are not ancient, and even the goddess can fart. Shouldn't the goddess not eat the fireworks of the world?
Why does a goddess fart? Why does the fart smell so bad?
Etc., etc.
Such a result was completely unexpected by Li Yi.
After all, he just made a start, but he didn't expect that it would trigger a heated discussion among the people.
The topic of goddesses and female nerves immediately became a hot topic.
However, when they came back to their senses, everyone was extremely curious about Li Yi's new movie.
After all, what kind of movie would it be if we could create such a big battle and use such a weird topic to select actors, and we have to have both beautiful and nonsensical actresses?
Li Yi did not explain this.
Because after two rounds of screening, the final list of candidates for the audition was released.
For each role, five candidates were selected.
Among them are many already famous stars, as well as some current film school students.
But without exception, they are all beautiful women!
When it comes to selecting actors, of course, it's not just about whether they're beautiful or not, it's not just about whether they can get into trouble, whether they dare to risk their lives, etc.
At the same time, it also depends on whether the temperament matches well and whether it can fit the roles in Li Yi's movies.
For example, the spider spirit Chun Shisanniang is nicknamed the Peach Blossom Lady. As the saying goes, the peach blossoms on the human face complement each other, and the peach blossom eyes as we say. In addition, she is a spider spirit and a female fairy, so she must have a matching appearance and appearance.
temperament.
What kind of temperament? What kind of appearance?
It must be the kind of beauty that carries the charm of a "fairy".
If you asked a very dignified beauty to play such a role, that would be a spider spirit, and that would be a fairy.
The same is true for Bai Jingjing, the White Bone Essence.
Fairy Zixia, on the other hand, is exactly the opposite.
Of course, this also depends on how the makeup artist team and costume design team can maximize their characteristics in this area.
For this reason, for this audition, Li Yi invited the top costume designers and makeup artists in China to the crew of "Westward Journey".
In fact, for those female stars, they can find the best team to design clothes and make up for themselves, but for those celebrity reserve stars who have not yet debuted, they obviously cannot afford such money to hire such a team.
team.
In fact, the people selected were more or less based on the original characters that Li Yi remembered in his memory.
After all, sometimes, the first impression is really easy to preconceptions.
PS: Ka Wen Ka is so awesome that it took a long time to write two chapters. I’m sorry everyone, eh!
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