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Chapter 841: Take off, flamingo

At night, Zhizunbao specially shaved off all the hair on his body except his hair in order to soak up Bai Jingjing.

Not only that, he even put on his height-increasing shoes and stood on the bridge with his back to Bai Jingjing.

"The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect you, Miss Jingjing, couldn't sleep either."

As a result, Zhizunbao turned his head, and Bai Jingjing's expression suddenly changed.

"It's you stinky monkey!"

"Smelly monkey?" Zhizunbao looked confused.

"Sun Wukong!"

"Sun Wukong?" Supreme Treasure was still confused.

"You just need to be human!"

Bai Jingjing thought that the Supreme Treasure was the human form of Sun Wukong's stinky monkey.

Seeing the confused look on Zhizunbao's face, he became even more angry and lit Zhizunbao's hand with Samadhi Bone Fire, trying to force him to show his original shape.

As a result, the Supreme Treasure didn't respond at all.

Bai Jingjing flew over and extinguished the flames, and angrily said: "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that you have no beard, you have no character at all, you are not good at writing, and you are not good at martial arts. You don't want to be a bandit, you want to be the number one scholar."

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After turning around, Bai Jingjing cursed angrily: "What doesn't it look like? You look like a stinky monkey!"

However, the audience understood clearly that Bai Jingjing was angry that the Supreme Treasure had given her hope, but it had disappointed her.

She came here just to wait for the stinky monkey she was scolding.

The Supreme Treasure is not the smelly monkey she wants to wait for!

Under the full moon, Bai Jingjing sits alone, and the camera flashes back.

Bai Jingjing came outside the Water Curtain Cave: "Sun Wukong, get out of here! You stinky monkey, when I was eighteen you said you would marry me, and I waited for three years in vain. Get out of here!"

A monkey came out and said: "Our king has something to do. He said that if Miss Bai comes, he will return this thing to her. He also said he was grateful for Miss Bai's kindness. He is not happy to bear it."

It was only then that Zhao Jiasheng and others finally figured out some of the story's context.

"Westward Journey" was once a blockbuster, which actually had a lot to do with the unclear main story line of the movie.

Because this movie is not like other movies, you can roughly know what the main plot of the movie is by looking at the movie title. Unlike "Westward Journey", even after reading this, you still don't know what the main plot of the movie is.

And there are more and more puzzles left.

For example, Bai Jingjing once had a relationship with Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong even agreed to marry her when she turns eighteen, but Sun Wukong broke the promise.

But is the Supreme Treasure Sun Wukong?

Since Sun Wukong is reincarnated as a human and will have three moles on the soles of his feet, why doesn't the Supreme Treasure have one?

The puzzles seem to be growing.

The Bull Demon King got the news of the cow's report.

He waited for five hundred years. Five hundred years ago, he colluded with Sun Wukong to kill Tang Sanzang, but five hundred years ago, he failed to succeed.

Five hundred years later, he is still waiting.

It's just that the shot of the Bull Demon King only flashed by, and he didn't even appear in the scene.

On the other side, Zhizunbao shaved off all the hair on the soles of his feet and washed them. What was outrageous was that he put a towel into the footbath to soak it, then wring it out and put it on his face.

He once again dreamed of returning to Shuiliandong.

He asked the voice why it brought him here.

The voice told him: "No one wants to bring you here, you have to come back. A person always wants to go home after being away from home for a long time!"

In a daze, he seemed to see another pair of eyes.

The audience all understood that the Supreme Treasure was indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

The next day, at dawn, the blind man under his command came to ask Zhizunbao to go out and rob.

A group of sand sculptures shouting robbery and soles of feet at the same time!

After the robbery, they naturally returned in vain. As a result, a bunch of grapes fell from the sky and hit the Supreme Treasure on the head.

Zhizunbao took the grapes back.

As a result, Putao actually turned into a monk, Patriarch Bodhi.

"Who is it?" Zhizunbao was putting on makeup and asked when he heard the noise.

"Oh, I am the bunch of grapes you brought back!"

"Are you the grape?"

"No, I am Patriarch Bodhi."

"Why are you attacking your mother?"

"Are you taking advantage of me? I am Patriarch Bodhi, a god. I turned into a grape to save you." Patriarch Bodhi said.

"You stole my grapes and attacked my mother?" The Supreme Treasure thought that Patriarch Bodhi had stolen his grapes.

Patriarch Bodhi closed the door, took out the demon mirror, and told Zhizunbao that the two women were monsters. He could use his demon mirror to reveal the prototypes of the two women.

Instead, he was punched and kicked by Zhizunbao, and even more exaggeratedly beaten with a hammer.

"Don't think I can't beat you, I just don't want to hurt innocent people!" Patriarch Bodhi was knocked to the ground and still looked awesome.

As a result, Zhizunbao was beaten again.

Zhizunbao opened the door and saw Bai Jingjing.

Just with a flick of his eyes, he actually saw Bai Jingjing's true face in the demon mirror, the White Bone Demon!

The Supreme Treasure was so frightened that he no longer had any thoughts of flirting with girls.

Immediately find Patriarch Bodhi to resolve your doubts.

Patriarch Bodhi told the Supreme Treasure that Sun Wukong was killed by Guanyin five hundred years ago. In order to save him, his master Tang Sanzang used his own life in exchange for the chance of Sun Wukong's reincarnation, hoping that the monkey could correct his evil ways and return to the right path.

Tang Sanzang will be arranged to reunite with Sun Wukong here and continue to go to the West to obtain the true scriptures to inspire the world.

Patriarch Bodhi gave Sun Wukong the invisibility talisman and the Universe Bag.

Let him put on the invisibility charm to make the monsters invisible, and the Qiankun bag can collect the monsters.

Zhizunbao gave the things to the second master and asked him to take other bandits to get invisibility charms and catch monsters together.

But he didn't know at all that the second head of the family had already been possessed by Chun Sanniang.

As a result, as soon as he turned around, the second master burned all the invisibility charms given by Patriarch Bodhi.

The second master even sent a message to Chun Sananniang, writing three words of invisibility charm.

Then they got a bunch of fake invisibility charms, and all the bandits put on eye-catching magical paper skirts and took the fake invisibility charms with them.

That eye-catching scene startled Bai Jingjing.

The scene also shocked the audience because it was so eye-catching.

The two pretended not to see it, but the blind man actually removed the "invisibility charm" covering his crotch.

"Pfft!" Bai Jingjing couldn't hold it in any longer and spit out a mouthful of wine.

Then in order not to be irritated anymore, I just pretended to be drunk!

A group of idiots thought they really couldn't see.

Zhizunbao and the second master appeared, and the second master immediately danced a more eye-catching hula dance.

The look in his eyes was so ecstatic that the audience couldn't help bursting into laughter.

While the two women were invisible, Zhizunbao used his fingers to pretend to insert his eyes, but the talisman was ignited by Chun Sansanniang's spell.

Then comes the part that everyone loves to hear and see.

The way to put out a fire is for a group of people to stamp on the burning area of ​​the Supreme Treasure!

The pain was so painful that it almost overflowed the screen.

But what the picture shows is a very happy group of people surrounding the Supreme Treasure, stretching their feet, stepping, stepping, stepping on it in unison!

That scene hurts just looking at it!

Everyone sighed, he is indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, the indestructible body is strong, this is the first time, and it has not been burned!

As soon as the fire was extinguished, Chun Sanniang poured another bowl of wine over.

then......

The bandits suddenly transformed into seventy-two leg masters, stomping hard towards a unified goal!

The fire is out again!

Bai Jingjing comes again, and the flamingo takes off again!

This time, Supreme Treasure shed tears.

As the saying goes, a man doesn't shed tears easily, but he has not yet reached the point of being sad.

This time, the second-in-command did not let everyone continue to put out the fire in that brutal way, but handed him a knife.

(The harmonious dialogue is harmonious, and everyone will know it by thinking)

"Hahahaha!" The audience in the theater couldn't help but burst into laughter.

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