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Chapter 845: Fairy Tales (1)

In fact, it can be said that the real essence of the "Westward Journey" series is actually in "Westward Journey: Cinderella".

But if you don’t read the first Moonlight Box, the whole story will become incomplete.

Although the two movies were released back-to-back, they took a long time after all, so they were not shown immediately in between. Instead, the audience at the movie theater was given time to go to the bathroom to relax.

After all, holding it in for too long will inevitably affect your viewing experience.

Zhao Jiasheng and Wang Jin went to the bathroom together and chatted about the movie naturally.

"Purely speaking from a comedy perspective, "Westward Journey: Moonlight Box" has a lot of nonsensical laughs, and the subversion of the characters is also a highlight, but to be honest, it's still a little less interesting." Wang Jin shook his head.

Zhao Jiasheng also nodded: "But this is only the first part after all. I am really looking forward to the follow-up of this story."

"That's true. After all, the first part seems to be just a prelude. Keep watching. Maybe the second part will bring us surprises!"

"But you have to admit that the Monkey King here, the Tang Monk here, the Bodhi Patriarch, the Spider Spirit, the White Bone Spirit, and Zhu Bajie are all completely different from the characters in our past impressions!" Zhao Jiasheng said with a smile again.

Compared to Wang Jinlai, Zhao Jiasheng spoke highly of "Moonlight Box".

"That's right, Tang Seng's character did not appear in the first part except at the beginning. It seems that his role will increase in the second part. Well, with a character like Tang Seng's, I am really looking forward to the second part.

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This is also true. It can be said that in the "Westward Journey" series of movies, Tang Sanzang can definitely be said to be the real comedian.

However, in the upper part, Tang Monk's appearance was just a glimpse. Not only that, Fairy Zixia also only appeared at the end.

Zhao Jiasheng is more looking forward to the story of Pansi Daxian and Sun Wukong, but Wang Jin is even more looking forward to Tang Sanzang's performance!

For Wang Jin, he is the leading actor in comedy films, while Zhao Jiasheng is the leading actor in Hong Kong films.

The two have different focuses on the movie.

Back in the theater, the screening of "The Finale of Westward Journey: Cinderella" officially began.

After releasing the film, critics, media people and fans can't wait.

After the subtitles.

A slightly desolate background melody sounded.

On the river, Pansi Daxian, or Zixia Fairy, who appeared at the end of "Journey to the West: Moonlight Box", was floating in a lonely boat.

The screen shows a close-up of the jewelry on Fairy Zixia's hand.

Many viewers are actually quite confused. Although the string of silver ornaments Zixia Fairy is wearing looks quite nice, they don't understand why this thing is shown in close-up?

In my memory, "Westward Journey" is a work in another world in the 1990s, so the special effects and the like are naturally much worse. In Li Yi's hands, "Westward Journey" is better than the original version in terms of serving the Taoist.

Several levels higher.

For example, the string of silver jewelry that Zixia Fairy is wearing were specially designed by top designers.

Top magic weapon Silver Cord Golden Bell!

The desert is solitary and the smoke is straight, and the sun is setting over the long river.

Zixia Fairy's face was filled with a happy smile, admiring the wild beauty of the desert in the desert.

Suddenly two uninvited guests appeared in front of Fairy Zixia.

One has a toad face, and the other has a peacock's mouth covered with a green turban that looks like Asan's, with a hair on top.

"Do you two have something to tell me?" Fairy Zixia still looked at the two monsters with an innocent smile.

Unlike others, she doesn't seem to have the slightest prejudice against monsters.

This started when she saw the Supreme Treasure before and asked: "Fairy? Monster?"

Just know it.

The toad-faced monster smiled and introduced himself: "I am the Snow Toad King of Tianshan Mountain, and this is my cousin the Peacock King!"

"Cousin?" Zixia Fairy looked at the Tianshan Snow Clam King and then at the Peacock King. She tilted her head and smiled and joked: "Your family is so complicated."

Hahaha!

The camera also specially gave a close-up of the faces of these two monsters who look completely different. They are not just cousins ​​as Zixia Fairy said.

The bulging face of Tianshan Snow Toad King was very ugly, but he smiled honestly: "The fairy came to earth, everyone is celebrating. We two brothers came to see the fairy. We don't have any other meaning. It's just that we heard rumors that the fairy

You want to find a suitable husband, so we two brothers took the liberty to propose marriage to the fairy!"

Fairy Zixia didn't seem surprised at all: "It turns out it's a marriage proposal again. Do you know my rules?"

As she spoke, she raised her purple-green sword.

The audience is still a little confused, what are the rules?

Beat her?

However, before I had time to think about it, the two cousins ​​started to argue.

"Purple green sword!" Toad was about to step forward, but was held back by his cousin, the Peacock King.

"Don't try to take advantage of me. I'm your cousin. You have to let me go first!" The Peacock King argued to be the first.

How can a toad give in: "Don't argue with me, I'm senior!"

The Peacock King reached out and touched the long beak: "But I am more handsome than you!"

Toad: "I am your cousin, I go first!"

"Then I don't want your cousin anymore!"

"Then I don't want your cousin anymore!"

Then, the two sand sculptures started fighting among themselves.

It's just different from the invincible special effects fights that everyone imagines.

The fight between Toad and Maurya is full of nonsense.

The first is the Peacock King. In his mouth, the peacock spreads its wings and turns into: "Plant rice seedlings everywhere!"

And the toad's trick is even more ridiculous: "The toad flies with its tongue!"

He actually shot his tongue out.

For a while, the two of them were going back and forth, and it was so lively!

It's just that it doesn't look like the Snow Toad King or the Peacock King at all. Instead, it looks like a fight between a toad and a rookie.

The helpless Zixia Fairy jumped lightly and came to the middle of the fight between the two demons, hoping to stop the two demons from continuing to fight!

But when Zixia stopped the Peacock King with one hand and the Snow Toad King with the purple-green sword in the other, the Snow Toad King looked at the purple-green sword in front of him, and his eyes flashed!

"Purple Green Sword! Mine!" The Snow Hag King suddenly grabbed the Purple Green Sword and refused to let go! He wanted to take it from his hand and pulled out the Purple Green Sword!

The two demons couldn't pull out the purple-green sword at all, and Fairy Zixia didn't want to continue to be entangled.

He raised his hands and shook them, and the silver rope golden ling in his hand made a sound, causing the two monsters who were still so aggressive to suddenly hug each other and start chatting with each other.

Fairy Zixia looked at the two people who were fascinated and hugging each other with eyes wide open, so she put away the magic weapon and turned around to leave.

The camera turned and Fairy Zixia came to a dilapidated village.

A man lit the note with a flint and ran to the hut, but quickly ran out again and continued to repeat the same action.

This made Zixia very confused and didn't understand what he was doing?

In fact, the audience was also confused.

While Zixia watched, she followed curiously to the outside of the thatched shed and looked inside.

I found out that the man was using fire to light the oil lamp.

There are also a few "jianghu people" with weapons inside!

Zixia looked at it for a long time and realized why that person kept repeating this thing.

She couldn't help but said: "Old man, you can't light the lamp like this. You only have oil and no wick!"

In the end, the old man replied: "I know, but the wick is missing, what can I do?"

Zixia said innocently: "Buy one."

The old man paused for a moment, turned his back to Zixia, and said: "That makes sense, girl, may I ask you, if the wick of Tathagata Buddha's magic lamp is missing, where can I buy it?"

The old man suddenly turned his head, no longer as submissive as before, but looked straight at Zixia.

Zixia immediately raised her purple-green sword and pointed at the opponent: "If I had known you had a problem, just show up!"

As a result, the old man and the group of charlatans suddenly transformed and revealed their true identities.

That old man turned out to be Erlangshen in disguise!

Fairy Zixia smiled and said, "Oh, it turns out they are Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen!"

Erlang Shen glared at Zixia: "Zixia, you and your sister Fairy Qingxia, it turns out that they are the wicks entangled in the Buddha's sun and moon lamp. You actually left the heaven without authorization and told people everywhere who could pull out the Ziqing in your hands.

The sword is your rightful husband!"

One of the four heavenly kings behind him took a step forward: "How can a god touch the hearts of mortals? If the evil heretics pull out your sword, wouldn't our fairy world become a laughing stock?"

Only then did the audience understand the identity of Fairy Zixia and the rules she had mentioned before.

Fairy Zixia said: "Whether it's a fairy or a monster, only I and my beloved can pull out the sword!"

She held a sword and turned her back: "Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life. If I can't be with the person I like..."

She suddenly turned around and smiled playfully: "Even if I were to be the Jade Emperor, I wouldn't be happy!"

Erlang Shen was immediately furious when he heard this: "That's nonsense. Since you are stubborn, I will act on behalf of Heaven today and make you disappear from the world of immortality!"

But Zixia was not afraid at all and instead held the purple-green sword and said: "I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals. If they disappear, they will disappear!"

Her words completely angered Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings.

The five of them joined forces to attack Zixia, trying to capture her!

It's just that Fairy Zixia's fighting power is a bit overwhelming. Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings can't defeat her.

The king of Guangmu sacrificed his jade pipa and plucked the strings, making the sound of wind and fire come.

However, Fairy Zixia was still not afraid. She shook her hands, swayed the silver cord and golden ling, and made a sound to compete with the jade pipa of King Guangmu.

Finally, the blow from Erlang Shen's third eye was reflected and hit the jade pipa.

Without the jasper pipa, she shook the silver cord gold ling in her hand, once again making Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings begin to sing and dance.

Anyway, it’s very eye-catching.

Some people may ask, is it too outrageous that Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings cannot defeat Fairy Zixia?

But this is a ridiculous comedy.

There's nothing wrong with Erlang Shen being a war scumbag. After all, Tang Monk can be a Zu'an native, so why can't Erlang Shen be a war scumbag?

Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings came to their senses, and Erlang Shen was ashamed: "If anyone tells this matter, I will kill him!"

As a result, King Guangmu pointed to the other side: "No, Roaring Sky Dog is riding a bitch over there!"

"Woof woof woof!" A dog barked at the right time.

"Even it has moved my heart. I will kill it and give it a tooth-beating ceremony tonight!"

"I've thought so for a long time!"

This paragraph looks funny, but it is actually very ironic.

Erlang Shen said that Roaring Heavenly Dog moved ordinary hearts, but is love the only one that touches ordinary hearts?

Isn't his Erlangshen's sense of shame not ordinary?

Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps!

As soon as the camera turned, it turned out to be back to Pansi Cave, back to the last moment in the previous movie "Moonlight Treasure Box" when the Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back in time.

So the last scene of the previous movie was staged.

It also allows the audience to understand the timeline of the second part.

At this time, Fairy Zixia had just come down from heaven and came to Water Curtain Cave. After hearing the words of the Supreme Treasure, she changed Water Curtain Cave into Pansi Cave.

He also stamped him and left three moles.

The Supreme Treasure saw his true form, Monkey King, the Monkey King, in the demon mirror.

But he didn't want to believe that he was Sun Wukong Tuoshi, so he threw down the demon mirror and stepped on it to vent his anger.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

He grabbed the magic mirror and threw it away.

"I don't want to be a monkey, I want to save Jingjing!"

He ran outside the door of Pansi Cave and shouted: "Please return the Moonlight Box to me!"

Because I saw Zixia shouting "Sesame, close the door" before closing the door.

He shouted: "Open sesame!"

The door was indeed opened, but... the entire stone door fell down, directly pressing the Supreme Treasure underneath.

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"It doesn't make sense. I clearly heard her say Open Sesame."

As a result, the door actually fell down again, pressing the Supreme Treasure underneath again.

Zhizunbao wisely hid away and shouted: "Open sesame"!

But that door seemed to refuse to let him in. It fell down, stood up, and fell down again. It wasn't until the Supreme Treasure was driven away that it returned to serve as the door.

Zhizunbao wanted to go up the mountain, but Zixia happened to hear the movement and shouted "open sesame".

The poor Supreme Treasure was ruthlessly suppressed by the door again.

Zixia brought the Supreme Treasure back to Pansi Cave.

When Zhizunbao woke up, he heard Zixia shouting and hugging the Moonlight Treasure Box and saying, "With this Moonlight Treasure Box, you don't have to worry about being chased by Sister Qingxia in the future!"

"Come out, are you sneaky and shy?" Zixia has already discovered the Supreme Treasure.

The Supreme Treasure originally came for the Moonlight Treasure Box, and walked out licking his face and smiling.

"Hi! Where's this moonlight box..."

As a result, before he finished speaking, Fairy Zixia held the Moonlight Box in her arms like a child protecting its toy: "Mine!"

"I said, everything here belongs to me!" Zixia said domineeringly.

As she spoke, she hid the moonlight treasure box behind her: "What do you want to do?"

Zhizunbao said quickly: "No, I heard that you are leaving, can you take me with you?"

Zixia was surprised, curious and innocently asked: "Are you also being hunted?"

"I'm rushing to save people!"

"Who to save?" Zixia was curious.

"Save my wife!" Supreme Treasure blurted out.

"It's Bai Jingjing, you know her!" Zhizunbao then thought that Zixia was the Great Immortal Pansi, the master of Bai Jingjing and Chun Sananniang.

"I don't know!" Zixia shook her head.

"I know, but you will get to know her soon. Because she will be your apprentice in the future, and there is this treasure box..."

Zixia held the treasure box in her arms again and looked at the Supreme Treasure warily: "Mine!"

"I know, but in fact, I gave it to you, and then you... handed it to me at that time... Then I came back here, and then handed it back to you. You

Do you understand?" The Supreme Treasure said incoherently.

Zixia felt happy when she heard this: "I understand, you are crazy!"

Zhizunbao was helpless, but still thinking about Bai Jingjing: "Anyway, you just have to take me away."

"Why should I be so nice to you?" Zixia asked with a smile.

"Because you are my master, what's the point of me staying here alone after you leave?"

"Really? Sit down!"

Zhizunbao wanted to sit on the stone bench, but Zixia shouted: "On the ground!"

Zhizunbao squatted down in front of her.

"hand!"

Zhizunbao handed his hand to Zixia.

Zixia held his hand like a pet dog, shook it and said, "Be good, I'll buy you a new dress later and go back to see your wife."

As she spoke, she reached out and touched the Supreme Treasure's head: "Scream!"

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Zhizunbao actually barked like a dog.

at night.

Zhizunbao was outside Pansi Cave, watching the moon appear in the sky.

He shouted into the cave: "Fairy!"

Zixia walked out, but although she was still the same person, the innocent smile on her face disappeared and was replaced by a serious expression.

"Hurry up, the moon is out, let's go!" Zhizunbao couldn't wait any longer and took Zixia's arm and said.

"Where to go?" Zixia asked.

"Aren't you leaving? Give me the treasure box and I'll go!" Supreme Treasure said to her.

But Zixia asked him: "What treasure box do you mean?"

"I won't wait until tomorrow night! I'm telling you, hurry up, because your bitch sister will come out to harm you again later!"

At this time, the audience also understood that this was not Zixia at all, but her sister Qingxia.

But no one expected that Qingxia and Zixia were actually the same person!

As a result, Zixia, oh, no, it's Qingxia now, said angrily: "Bitch, tell people everywhere that I will harm her!"

"What?" Zhizunbao looked confused.

"I am that bitch's sister! Don't listen to her nonsense!" Qingxia said angrily.

"Bitch, that bitch said she was looking for someone to love in this world, which is an insult to our sect. Huh, I think you are the person she is looking for! Because you are as bitchy as she is!" Qingxia said angrily.

"That bitch... is she? Are you the sister of the bitch that bitch told me about?" Zhizunbao imitated Qingxia's tone and said like a tongue twister.

"That's the bitch!" Qingxia said.

"Can you tell me clearly which one is the bitch? Because everyone is a bitch now!" said the Supreme Treasure.

Qingxia gave him a fierce look: "I tell you, you are the meanest!"

Then knock him out with one punch!

"Hahaha!"

This bitch said, although it seems to be said in a serious manner, but it sounds like a joke.

Everyone is a bitch now...

The key is that Qingxia didn't object. She just said that Zhizunbao pursues the lowly. Isn't it the same as admitting that everyone is a lowly!


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