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Chapter 847 The Big Lie of the Supreme Treasure

When the Supreme Treasure woke up, he even thought he was dreaming because the Moonlight Box, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Guanyin were all gone.

In fact, even the audience was a little confused at this moment and had no idea whether it was a dream or whether it really happened.

Zhizunbao searched for Qingxia and Zixia all the way, and came to a village.

Sha Seng and second senior brother Zhu Bajie were behind, following the Supreme Treasure all the way up.

But he lost the person.

The reason is because the second senior brother went to pee temporarily.

As they walked, they unexpectedly came to a place called Batu Caves.

The old black mountain demon flew out from under the stone monument to look for food.

On the other side, Zhizunbao got up in the middle of the night to urinate, and the next moment, there was a burst of thunder and a white light shining!

Tang Sanzang, wearing a strange suit of armor, a strange helmet, and flesh-colored stockings, suddenly appeared next to him.

They both peed together.

Turning his head, Tang Sanzang recognized the Supreme Treasure: "Wukong, are you pretending to be a human? Do you still recognize him as a teacher?"

Zhizunbao blurted out: "Are you this dead fly again?"

Zhizunbao suddenly shook his head and laughed: "Impossible, it must be a dream!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together: "It's still early to dream, but when I travel through time and space, I often see you in my dreams. Do you miss being your teacher very much?"

The Supreme Treasure suddenly remembered that if it was not a dream, then...: "By the way, is the Moonlight Box with you?"

Tang Sanzang still said the same tune: "It's here with me, do you still want it?"

At this time, someone shouted vigilantly: "Who is it?"

Zhizunbao casually said: "There are officers and soldiers!"

"Officers and soldiers?"

Zhizunbao continued to talk nonsense: "He also wants to stay here for one night. He is my dad! Is that okay?"

At this moment, there was another burst of thunder and white light shining.

The group of people looked confused: "Your dad?"

"Oh, yes, yes, dad, come out and say hello to all the big brothers!" As he said that, the Supreme Treasure pulled Tang Sanzang out.

As a result, Tang Sanzang actually changed his outfit again and became Asan's outfit.

His costume shocked Zhizunbao, and also shocked others.

"Where did he come from?"

"Ah San is here!"

Those people can't figure out where Asan is.

So let them go to sleep by themselves and don't make any noise.

Zhizunbao took Tang Sanzang to sleep on the other side.

As a result, Tang Sanzang was still thinking: "It's really terrible, the time difference is wrong, I just woke up from Asan's place, and now I'm sleeping again!"

The Supreme Treasure pressed Tang Sanzang down impatiently: "Just sleep if I let you. Where is the Moonlight Treasure Box?"

"Wukong, can you be gentle? Why are you so anxious? Look..." Suddenly Tang Sanzang pointed in one direction.

When Zhizunbao took a look, hey, the old demon from Montenegro is here!

The old demon from Montenegro approached the group of sleeping people and inhaled one by one. Those who had been inhaled by him died immediately.

Zhizunbao wondered: "What is he doing?"

Tang Sanzang replied: "He is sucking in yang energy, so pretend to be asleep! I hope he will not suck in us after he has sucked in others."

It can be said that the character design of Tang Sanzang here is a bit strange.

But considering that Tang Sanzang in this movie is very subversive, and Sun Wukong is also very subversive, then it's okay.

Otherwise, in everyone's impression, Tang Sanzang had an absolute holy heart. Seeing such a situation, how could he ignore it and hope that he would stop sucking us when he was full of others.

Back to business.

Although it is the old Montenegro demon who absorbs Yang energy, for some reason, everyone feels an inexplicable sense of joy when looking at the mask of the old Montenegro demon, rather than a sense of terror.

The old demon from Montenegro was obviously not full, and he quickly came to Supreme Treasure and Tang Sanzang who were pretending to be asleep.

He lowered his head to suck the Supreme Treasure, but the Supreme Treasure happened to turn over to the side.

The old demon from Montenegro had no choice but to change his target first and try to absorb Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang also turned over and turned his head like the Supreme Treasure.

The old Black Mountain demon could only change direction and came to the other side, continuing to prepare to absorb Tang Sanzang's yang energy.

This time Tang Sanzang went too far. He turned over again, onto the back of the Supreme Treasure, and then reached out to grab the Supreme Treasure's chin and straighten his head.

"Hahaha!" The audience in the theater couldn't help laughing.

It’s not easy for this old Black Mountain monster.

Then the old monster from Montenegro persisted, and this time the Supreme Treasure escaped without it, right?

However, the next moment, when the old Black Mountain demon was about to bite, Zhizunbao actually stretched out his hand and pretended to be ticklish, covering his nose and mouth.

The old Black Mountain demon stretched out his hand to take the Supreme Treasure's hand away, but his grip was very tight, but he was still grabbed away.

Supreme Treasure had no choice but to turn around and face Tang Sanzang face to face.

But the old Black Mountain demon was obviously impatient this time, and lowered his head to suck it. The two of them could no longer pretend, so they yelled and ran away.

The old demon from Montenegro chased after him.

The result was another burst of thunder and lightning.

The old demon from Montenegro caught up with Tang Sanzang.

I was stunned immediately.

The audience in the cinema couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

Because this time Tang Sanzang changed his look again. Not only did he put on thick eye makeup, but he also wore it like an Arab.

The key is, he also holds a ignited bomb ball in his hand!

"You don't recognize me? That Ah San just now. Oh, do you like it? Take it!" The old demon from Montenegro took it stupidly.

Then he said: "My apprentice called me, bye!"

After saying that, he ran away, leaving behind the old Montenegro demon holding a bomb in his hand.

"Boom!"

The bomb exploded, and the old demon from Montenegro was blown to pieces.

But Tang Sanzang actually said plausibly: "I told you not to play with fire, Amitabha, Good Lord!"

On the other side, Zhizunbao is entangled by the second senior brother and Monk Sha.

Seeing Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha immediately called out to Master.

But the Supreme Treasure was looking for the Moonlight Treasure Box everywhere on Tang Sanzang, who had changed his appearance again.

At this moment, the Bull Demon King came.

Zhizunbao looked horrified: "Is it the Bull Demon King again?"

But the Bull Demon King laughed loudly: "Xian brother, you captured Tang Monk and brought it to me! Hahahahaha!"

The next moment, a festive soundtrack sounded, and the camera turned and came to a place where extremely festive red decorations were everywhere.

Zhizunbao put on the festive groom's official uniform, and there was a bride sitting next to him.

And the people next to him turned out to be all kinds of monsters.

At this time, the bride was holding a handkerchief and seemed to be wiping her tears.

"We're getting married, why are you crying?" Although Zhizunbao had a bitter look on his face, he couldn't help but ask.

As a result, the bride lifted her hijab and revealed a face that was unfamiliar to everyone. She was not crying at all, but said: "I'm not crying, I saw you drooling!"

"Who the hell is this?"

Everyone in the theater looked confused.

The Bull Demon King appears!

The monsters came forward to congratulate him one after another.

"Brother Niu, our hair has turned gray while waiting for your sister's wedding feast!"

"Hahaha, Brother Toad, I think you want to wait three days for the Tang Monk Banquet?" the Bull Demon King laughed.

Suddenly all the demons and monsters cheered.

Obviously they are all here for Tang Monk’s meat.

"Today is a double blessing!"

"Why?"

"Today is not only the day when my sister-in-law comes out of the palace, but it is also the day when I, the bull, take concubines!" said the Bull Demon King.

Only then did everyone realize that the bride of the Supreme Treasure was the sister of the Bull Demon King.

I couldn't help but remind everyone of what Spring Thirty Mother said earlier.

Just the Bull Demon King taking concubines?

At this time, a monster asked: "You said taking concubines, does your sister-in-law have no objection?"

The Bull Demon King immediately said angrily: "That yellow-faced woman is now in the Flame Mountain nineteen thousand miles away. Even if she knows, she can't do anything to me!"

"Hahaha!" All the monsters laughed.

"Brother Niu, can you tell me how you met this new lady?" Toad Spirit asked.

"The day before yesterday, I was passing by the Luoyang desert and saw a beautiful woman lying on the ground dying..."

On the other side, Second Senior Brother and Monk Sha said that they had found the whereabouts of the master and wanted to ask what should be done with the Supreme Treasure?

Zhizunbao said perfunctorily that it was no problem, but turned around and saw the Bull Demon King's new wife, who turned out to be Fairy Zixia!

"Come on, come on, let me introduce you to my sister and brother-in-law!" said the Bull Demon King, and shouted to the front: "Xiangxiang, good brother!"

When the Bull Demon King brought the Supreme Treasure to Fairy Zixia, the smile on her face completely disappeared.

The Bull Demon King introduced her enthusiastically: "Zixia, this is my brother-in-law!"

Then he introduced Niu Xiangxiang, who was dressed as a bride.

Fairy Zixia showed a self-deprecating smile.

Zixia suddenly looked at Zhizunbao: "Can you stay here and get married?"

Zhizunbao glanced at the Bull Demon King and said, "Okay?"

Zixia asked again: "What about your wife at home?"

The Bull Demon King looked surprised: "You have a wife? Do you two know each other?"

Niu Xiangxiang asked Zhizunbao in surprise: "Do you have a wife?"

Zhizunbao said without hesitation: "It's divorced!"

Niu Xiangxiang: "Why have I never heard you say that?"

However, the Niu Demon King grabbed his younger sister Niu Xiangxiang who wanted to find out the truth.

"Hey, sister, it's very common for a man to have three wives and four concubines. Don't be so nervous! Brother Xian, are you right?"

Zhizunbao nodded with a forced smile.

The Bull Demon King put his hand on Zixia's shoulder and confessed affectionately: "Zixia, to be honest, after getting along with you for these two days, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with you. In order to express my sincerity to you...

.I propose to you in front of so many brothers. This moonlight box is my token of love for you! I hope you can marry me!"

Zixia's face remained expressionless, but Zhizunbao's eyes were fixed on the Moonlight Treasure Box, and she winked at Zixia.

At this time, a monster below shouted loudly: "I object to this marriage!"

As a result, before the Bull Demon King could say anything, the Supreme Treasure jumped out.

"What did you say? What did you say? A talented man and a beautiful woman, a perfect match. It's your turn, a monster, to oppose her?"

Anyone who has watched the movie will understand why Supreme Treasure did this.

He just wanted the Moonlight Box, and as for Zixia, he couldn't care less about it.

At this time, the Tianshan Snow Hag King said: "Fairy Zixia has a rule for choosing a mate. If you can do it, brother, we will be convinced!"

Zhizunbao asked loudly: "What are the rules?"

The Snow Toad King of Tianshan Mountain, that is, the toad, said: "She once swore that if anyone could pull out the purple-green sword from its sheath, he would be her rightful husband!"

It wasn't until this moment that Zhizunbao understood why Fairy Zixia suddenly said that he was her crush.

He subconsciously took a step back, and the purple-green sword that was originally hidden on his body suddenly fell down.

"Purple green sword?" The monsters immediately recognized this personal sword of Fairy Zixia!

The Bull Demon King stretched out his hand: "Let me come!"

But Zixia stepped forward and picked up the purple-green sword in advance: "There is no such thing! This is just a joke I made with everyone!"

"It doesn't matter who can pull out this sword and who can't!"

After saying that, Zixia turned around and ran away with the purple-green sword.

Zhizunbao quickly chased after him.

The Bull Demon King was still saying angrily: "You bastards are messing around in my territory. Anyone who dares to stop me will die!"

Many monsters immediately fled in all directions!

At this moment, the door was pushed open.

Princess Iron Fan walked in.

But the Bull Demon King didn't know it yet, so he was still angry at the monsters: "I will kill anyone who dares to stop me!"

As a result, his subordinates reported that Princess Iron Fan had arrived, and the Bull Demon King suddenly changed into a different person. How could he have such power?

Just like a henpecked person!

On the other side, Supreme Treasure chased Fairy Zixia.

Seeing Fairy Zixia sitting on the steps, he walked up and said, "Oh, why are you hiding here?"

Fairy Zixia suddenly stood up, drew her sword, and placed it on the neck of the Supreme Treasure.

The picture suddenly freezes!

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat. After a quarter of the incense was burned, the mistress of that sword would completely fall in love with me!"

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Because I decided to tell a lie!"

In the camera, Zhizunbao's mouth is wide open, looking frightened, and the heels of his feet are facing each other.

"Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect!"

What's embarrassing is that in the shot, Fairy Zixia even stretched out her hand to scratch the fingers holding the sword.

"If you take another half step forward, I will kill you!" Fairy Zixia said.

When Zhizunbao turned his head, tears fell down: "You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it after I lost it. In this world,

The most painful thing is this.”

Zixia had already broken through her defense, her other hand had been put down, and there were tears in her eyes.

"Cut my throat with your sword. Don't hesitate anymore. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you."

Fairy Zixia could no longer hold her sword firmly, and her tears could no longer be controlled and fell down!

"If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years!"

Zixia seemed to be heartbroken by his confession, and the sword in her hand could no longer be held and fell to the ground.

She quickly stepped forward to pick it up.

Her breathing became extremely rapid: "Then, how do you explain it to your wife?"

"I must explain, so I must get the Moonlight Treasure Box! I will take you back with me and tell them clearly that I don't care what others say about me, and I am not afraid that thousands of people will spit on me in the future.

People take it upon themselves!”

Zixia looked at him affectionately: "You won't lie to me, right?"

Zhizunbao said with tears again: "But I hate that I don't have the ability to get back the moonlight box. I..."

Zixia suddenly said: "I'll help you!"

Supreme Treasure: "No, it's too dangerous!"

Zixia: "You don't want to?"

Supreme Treasure: "Think!"

At this time, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess came over.

"How could I hide my beauty in a golden house? It's a rumor, madam!"

"Only a ghost believes you!" Princess Iron Fan had just finished speaking when she suddenly saw the Supreme Treasure and Fairy Zixia.

She snorted coldly and walked forward: "Huh, what are you doing here?"

She looked at Fairy Zixia and asked, "Who is she?"

Princess Iron Fan turned to look at the Bull Demon King and said angrily: "Let me ask you, who is she?"

"She? Dear brother, who is she? Tell me!" The Bull Demon King looked at the Supreme Treasure for help.

"She is my first wife!" Zhizunbao glanced at Niu Demon King and Zixia and said.

The Bull Demon King immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Wow, dear brother, you are going too far!"

But he secretly gave a thumbs up to the Supreme Treasure!

"good buddies!"

Princess Iron Fan suddenly said angrily: "You actually married your sister to him?"

The Bull Demon King quickly said: "That's why his wife couldn't stand it and pointed her sword at him!"

Suddenly Princess Iron Fan grabbed the Supreme Treasure's hand and said, "Come with me, I have something to ask you!"

Fairy Zixia looked at the Bull Demon King with a smile: "So, you have a wife!"

Bull Demon King explained: "The relationship broke down!"

On the other side, Princess Iron Fan looked at the Supreme Treasure: "Tell me clearly, what happened?"

"I told you, sister-in-law!" Zhizunbao replied without any doubt.

Suddenly Princess Iron Fan said angrily: "Ah, you call me sister-in-law?"

Zhizunbao: "I'm sorry, it should be Mrs. Niu."

Everyone could tell that something was wrong with Princess Iron Fan's reaction. She was obviously as domineering as an iron lady towards the Bull Demon King, but towards the Supreme Treasure, her voice actually became so gentle.

Princess Iron Fan even choked up and said: "When I watched the moon with me, I used to call her Xiao Tiantian. Now the new person is better than the old one, and I call her Mrs. Niu!"

"Fuck!"

"What the hell?"

"Isn't Sun Wukong too awesome?"

"Bai Jingjing, Chun Sanniang, Zixia Fairy, Niu Xiangxiang, and now Princess Iron Fan is actually having an affair with him?"

"This is outrageous!"

Many movie fans in the theater couldn't help but burst into laughter!

The main reason is that Princess Iron Fan’s sentence contains too many information elements. Of course, the sentence itself is also very interesting.

On the big screen, Supreme Treasure was amused: "Xiao Tiantian?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded coquettishly: "Well, do you think I worked so hard to come here just for this stinky cow?"

"It's because of you, a stinky monkey with no conscience!" Princess Iron Fan said, reaching out and pinching the Supreme Treasure hard!

Princess Iron Fan and the Supreme Treasure were "flirting", while the Supreme Treasure was calling out oops, oops.

As a result, the Bull Demon King actually sighed and said: "Brother, I'm really giving you a hard time!"

On the other side, with her back to the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan grabbed the collar of the Supreme Treasure: "I don't care, you have to wait for me here at the second watch tonight, I have something to tell you!"

After saying that, she gently patted Zhizunbao's chest.

When they turned back to the Bull Demon King and Fairy Zixia, the gentle Princess Iron Fan suddenly disappeared.

She said coldly to Zixia: "If I were you and my husband wanted to marry his little wife, I would just die!"

The Bull Demon King was overjoyed when he heard this and said, "Really?"

But Princess Iron Fan said: "That's right, but I have to castrate you first! Come with me!"


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