Chapter 889: Women are really troublesome, I still prefer men
Tear-Jerking Director Chapter 889: Women are really troublesome, I still prefer men
At this time, Big Ear Niu's uncle came over and asked him to try out the newly hired barber's skills, but Big Ear Niu was very reluctant.
"This is my uncle. He is just the opposite of my father. My father makes leather shoes at the end of the alley, and my uncle cuts hair at the end of the alley..."
The uncle asked the barber to give the big-eared cow an "egg tart" blowjob, but the big-eared cow didn't cooperate at all.
At this time, the big-eared cow's grandmother appeared and asked him to sit down and not move around.
"Oh, I almost forgot about grandma. Grandma is from the Qing Dynasty. At that time, China and Eagle Country were still fighting the "Shrimp Cracker War." Every time grandma comes here, she asks me what I want to be when I grow up. When I say astronaut, she always says
do not remember."
At this time, the uncle helped grandma sit down, and grandma said: "Sit down obediently, otherwise how will you be a policeman or a chief when you grow up?"
The audience in the theater couldn't help but smile knowingly.
This can also explain why the big-eared cow wears a fish tank on his head, because he wants to be an astronaut.
This is a whimsical idea that many children have when they are young. It is always difficult for adults to understand. They hope that their children can be down-to-earth.
This applies to any era.
"Old lady, is this your grandson?" the barber asked while blow-drying the big-eared cow's hair.
"Yes, he is eight years old, and there is an older one who is sixteen years old. Well, school is about to be over." Grandma said very proudly.
Obviously, grandma is very proud and proud of her two grandsons!
"Ah, two grandsons, what a blessing!" the barber praised.
"It's okay. I think back then, I took the two brothers to Hong Kong Island from the South China Sea. When I first arrived here, there was a chaos of war. Later, when I passed this alley, there was no one there, so I occupied it and called him
Two brothers, one is cutting hair at the end of the alley, and the other is making leather shoes at the end of the alley, and they live like this."
"Boss, your family is so smart!" the barber said with emotion.
"We have all thought about it. The two brothers will do everything for us to create a new Hong Kong Island and a new society. I don't think we will make any mistakes!"
This dialogue is difficult for many young viewers of this era to understand, but for the older generation, they can understand it very well, because that was the way it was at that time.
This is actually how the original Sham Shui Bu and old streets came to be.
A group of children made fun of his ugly hair and shouted nearby.
This made the big-eared cow very angry. He immediately lifted up the cloth draped around his body with dignity. Like a martial arts master, he reached out and pulled out the slingshot from the pocket on the back of his pants, and pointed at the children who were making fun of him.
He hit the rocks with great effort and successfully drove them away.
The big-eared cow used the fish tank as a mirror to get back the hair that had been blown into an egg tart shape, and said angrily: "My brother is back, and you will look good!"
The camera switched to the school playground track, where Luo Jiner, the older brother played by Luo Feng, was warming up before running.
"My brother is very good at fighting. He is the best at full water step!"
"Everyone likes my brother!"
In the camera, a special person appeared among the crowd of onlookers, a very beautiful girl who stood out among the crowd.
The audience can guess at a glance that this is the girl that Big Ear Niu's brother likes, or the girl who likes Big Ear Niu's brother Luo Jiner.
"My Healing Game"
"In our Fuyou Primary School, there are only two teachers in total. One doesn't like me, and the other doesn't like me either. I don't know why?"
The screen switched to the classroom with the narration of the big-eared cow.
The teacher was talking about the results above, but the big-eared cow at the bottom was deserting, holding celebrity cards and pretending to be signatures of celebrities.
This little clever guy even said he didn’t know why the teacher didn’t like him.
As a result, the teacher sent out his report card, and his scores in the three subjects of Chinese, English, and Mathematics were all poor, poor, poor!
"When your brother was studying here, he excelled in subjects and got two scholarships for the high school entrance examination. You were poor in subjects and got into the first grade every second. Are you not ashamed of doing this to a younger brother? Poor, poor, poor!"
The teacher's words are actually the same throughout the entire film. One goes and the other goes.
It's just that the audience at this moment didn't think so much.
Similarly, the big-eared cow still naughtily ignored it and wriggled its butt behind the teacher's back.
As a result, the teacher discovered it, and punishment was inevitable, but the way of punishment also made people laugh.
The teacher drew a circle on the blackboard and asked Luo Jiner to press his nose against the blackboard and count every five seconds.
This method of punishment was very strange to young viewers, but the older generation of viewers, who had experienced that era, smiled knowingly.
Not only that, Luo Jin Er was also punished to copy "I will be obedient from now on" 300 times.
As the starting gun sounded, the brother on the other side, Luo Jinyi, rushed out like lightning. He is a hurdler and a good athlete.
Won the championship without any surprise.
Luo Jiner jogged all the way to his brother's school. Seeing his brother standing on the highest podium, he happily cheered for his brother's success.
The elder brother also loved his younger brother very much. After he came out, he gave the gold medal around his neck to his younger brother.
While the two brothers were eating, a clear and sweet voice sounded.
The shot of Fang Fei is very beautiful. Under the yellow sunshine, Fang Fei appears on the big screen like a retro old photo, with long hair shawl, wearing a school uniform, youthful and full of smiles.
"She is Fang Fei. My brother likes her very much and I also like her very much."
"Originally, I wanted to lend her the gold medal my brother gave me to wear, but she thought about it and said no, she might as well get a bronze one, because my brother said that he often gets gold medals but never gets bronze medals."
In the narration, the interaction between Luo Jinyi and Fang Fei is presented in slow motion.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Fang Fei may not be the most beautiful girl, but at this moment, at this moment, people can't help but think of their first love.
Because she also has the smell of a girl in first love.
"Hey, women are so troublesome, I still prefer men!"
"Hahaha!" the big-eared cow sighed, making people laugh.
But no one thinks in a wrong way, because once upon a time, each of us didn't think this way?
The beautiful scene ends with the big-eared cow watching her brother and Fang Fei leave.
The camera turned back to the Luo family.
Dad Luo is driving nails with a hammer.
"Everything is fake, the most important thing is to keep this top, so you don't have to worry about being exposed to the sun in sunny days or getting wet in rainy days!"
The big-eared cow is still the scumbag, and the conversation with his father is still the same as at the beginning, as if it is useless nonsense.
But isn’t this our daily life?
At first, everyone thought that the relationship between the elder brother and the younger brother must be very harmonious, but this is not the case.
They would also quarrel. The elder brother was angry that the younger brother was always playing with his favorite red bird, so he snatched the popsicle stick from his hand and broke it. The doted younger brother naturally refused, and the older one and the younger one started quarreling like this.
Fish have appeared several times in this movie. In fact, many of the words sound like nonsense, but in fact, they have a profound meaning. The same fish that appear, such as the red sparrow, actually also have great meanings.
The symbolic meaning of.
The red sparrow is a type of fish called betta. It is famous for its aggressive nature. When two males meet, they will definitely engage in a duel. When fighting, they open their gills and shake their fins.
There are several levels. One is like Luo Jinyi and Luo Jiner, the two brothers will always collide.
And what the younger brother said: "This fish is so stupid, it doesn't recognize itself when I look in the mirror every day."
The elder brother's anger may not be because the younger brother touched his red bird, but because the younger brother's words stung him.
He likes Fang Fei, but he knows that Fang Fei and he are not from the same world, but he pretends not to know.
The love story between the princess and the frog only exists in fairy tales, but he would rather pretend not to know it. After all, it was his first love!
