"Director Dog is really good at handling things. I almost believed him!"
"Didn't you count to 13 in your heart? It's an absurd comedy, but he said it was full of literature and art."
"Just like when he said that "The Story of Hachiko" is a movie that heals the soul!"
"To tell you a joke, "East and West" is a literary film!"
Li Yi's words immediately caused a wave of collective complaints from movie fans.
It’s really hard to describe what kind of movie he does this kind of thing. What kind of movie is "East and West"? Although you haven’t seen it yet, but from the character posters released before, and the collective complaints of many stars.
, you can imagine that this is an absurd comedy, but in the end, he said seriously that we will never be apart until we grow old together, and other words that sounded full of tenderness and tenderness.
It's just a pity that movie fans are very familiar with him. You really can't believe this guy.
Time flies and Double Eleven is coming soon.
When it comes to Double Eleven, everyone immediately thinks of shopping festivals, year-end sales, shopping festivals and the like.
It is actually the promotion of e-commerce platforms, almost everywhere.
However, this year's Double Eleven, there is an additional topic, "The East is the West"!
It's not that there aren't other movies that have been planned for Double Eleven, but other movies simply can't reach the level of "Double Eleven". After all, the lineup of this movie is really luxurious.
On November 10, the premiere of "East and West" was held at Beijing Times International Cinema.
Early on, many movie fans gathered outside Times International Cinemas, holding up support signs and waiting there.
Countless media outlets have also set up their plans early, waiting for the red carpet to begin.
Soon, celebrities began to arrive.
From time to time there would be bursts of exclamations and screams all around.
To put it bluntly, the celebrity guests attending tonight's premiere of "East and West" are no less luxurious than those at movie award ceremonies.
First of all, the celebrities from Hong Kong Island, almost all of whom could be called, came to support me.
Secondly, there are the celebrities from the mainland, and many big names also came.
And the key is that this time, many old stars and artists who have not appeared in front of everyone for a long time also appeared.
It can truly be said to be an unprecedented premiere.
It’s not that there isn’t a more luxurious lineup than this, but there are many stars who have retired and it’s really hard to see them again.
This is because of the appeal of Li Yi and the top stars in Hong Kong Island, so these people are allowed to come back!
At the premiere, the super screening hall, which can accommodate 3,000 people, was already full.
Tickets for this premiere have already been sold at sky-high prices on the Internet.
It's a pity that almost no one is willing to give up.
After a quick and routine opening, the movie officially began to show.
A familiar subtitle appeared on the big screen: "Director Li Yi's work!"
A burgundy curtain covered the big screen, and subtitles kept falling.
For many movie fans, media people, and film critics, even listening to the background music is full of emotions.
The opening song played.
“Special moves, good martial arts;
How many people in the world can reach the top?
Success, majesty;
How many men are really heroes?
Who is the big hero?
It seems like pain, but not painful;
How many people in this world are absolutely outstanding?
..."
This song immediately made many people's eyes light up. It's not that this song is good, but the key point is that this song really brings people a full sense of memories.
The sea is changing and the years are changing, just like what this song sings. How many people in this world are absolutely outstanding?
With so many celebrities in Hong Kong, how many are still active on the screen?
Hong Kong movies, which were once so popular, now have only feelings left.
But the first song of the film gave many people the illusion that this was really a serious movie?
Soon, the curtain opened.
A golden wither appears on the big screen accompanied by a golden rain from the sky.
"The magical power of East Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar is a top master who is well-known in the world and is a household name!"
A serious narration voice sounded.
Then the next moment: "Hey hey hey..."
An extremely treacherous laugh came.
"Here are some of their ridiculous deeds when they were young. Don't get too excited, it might scare you!"
There was a sound of fighting, and a group of people were beaten and knocked out.
Ouyang Feng, played by Chen Weijie, appeared with wide eyes and full of ferocity, cutting melons and vegetables against the guards of the King of the Golden Dragon Kingdom, but the old king played by Luo Xian could only shout: "Guard, guard!"
Just the fighting scenes were a bit perfunctory.
Especially when there was a group of men brought by Ouyang Feng nearby. They actually... just stood around and watched, with no intention of taking action.
Ouyang Feng had an affair with his cousin, Princess Jinlun, and wanted to usurp the throne.
Force the old king to hand over the jade seal.
Conspiracy to usurp the throne is a very serious matter, right?
But here, it is hilarious.
In particular, the Golden Dragon King Princess played by Zhou Minqing, the former queen of Hong Kong, also took out a big centipede for the king to swallow, and then like a Doraemon, kept taking out small drums from her body, because drums
There are too many, and there are no numbers, so I always get them wrong.
In fact, this kind of joke is really too cliche nowadays, but it was Zhou Minqing who couldn't resist playing this role.
A beautiful lady boss plays the role of a bitch princess, but the key is that her co-star is actually Chen Weijie.
This makes people want to watch it.
Of course, no matter how absurd the film is, it must have a story line.
Even if the story line is ridiculous, it still has to be there.
Soon, the old king told the whereabouts of the jade seal, which was in the hands of the third princess.
Ouyang Feng and the princess came to threaten the third princess to hand over the jade seal.
"I should have known that you two adulterous (and) husbands and (harsh) wives were up to no good. Fortunately, I secretly practiced immeasurable magical skills. I was smart enough to call my father out, otherwise I would have killed you with no body intact!" The third princess did not show any concern at all!
Fearfully counterattacked and threatened.
How could Ouyang Feng make her say that she was afraid in just a few words?
You should be taught and taught on the spot.
At this time, the leader of the maids came to make a cross: "Third Princess, your immeasurable magical power is not yet ready!"
But the third princess looked confident.
"No problem, stand down!"
The third princess advocated the art of magic.
Then he dropped the bow in his hand, and a burst of rapid drumming sounded, coupled with the dignity of Ouyang Feng and the princess, creating a tense and exciting atmosphere.
The immeasurable magical power sounds very impressive.
But what does it mean to be under heat?
The third princess put up her posture, pushed her hands forward and shouted loudly: "The sea is boundless! Ha..."
But the next moment, I felt embarrassed.
Because nothing happened.
The third princess was also very embarrassed.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"That's it? Can't get enough of it? This maid really knows how to talk!"
And immediately Ouyang Feng and the princess hugged each other and laughed with tears streaming down their cheeks.
The third princess followed the mentality that as long as I am not embarrassed, it will be others who are embarrassed, so she came again with "The Sea is Boundless!"
This time there was really some movement.
But the first thing that happened was that all the maids behind her fell to the ground.
Ouyang Feng and the princess laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched.
"So, is this immeasurable magic power going to make your opponent laugh to death?"
Although this scene seems very cliché to movie fans who have experienced countless comedies and funny short films, it has indeed begun to make many people burst into laughter.
