Wang Chongyang, played by Cheng Hu, was killed by Ouyang Feng's flying boots before he could get out of seclusion.
Before he died, he spoke his last words very quickly. He told the third princess to take off his Taoist robe and return it to his junior brother, because his junior brother made it for him.
Then he died as soon as he said so, which is quite characteristic of a master. At least this decision was decisive enough.
On the other side, the culprit Ouyang Feng was not much better than Wang Chongyang, because he suffered a "air crash" and although he did not die, his bones were all broken by the explosion. He was hanging on a branch on the cliff, looking disgraced and unable to move.
The third princess rode away, and before leaving Wang Chongyang took off his Taoist robe according to Wang Chongyang's instructions.
But Zhou Botong saw it and misunderstood that it was the third princess who killed Wang Chongyang.
"My lord, if you want to die, you won't tell me anything..."
"You have to keep one Mercedes-Benz too!"
Even though it was a mourning scene, for some reason, the audience didn't feel sad at all. Instead, they couldn't help but want to laugh.
I have to keep one of those awesome Mercedes-Benzes.
The three nephews couldn't stand it anymore.
"Uncle, please be more dignified!"
Zhou Botong suddenly stood up: "How could I not be dignified? Although he and I are brothers, we are already married!"
However, the next moment, she suddenly appeared behind the three nephews.
"Now I am his widow, so I want to avenge him!"
"He was disheveled when he died. Ninety-nine percent of the time, he was fucked by the female devil and then killed!"
The next moment, he suddenly appeared in front of the three nephews.
"It must be the woman on the horse! I want to avenge my senior brother!"
The three nephews were dumbfounded.
"Uncle, why is your position so erratic?"
"What's so erratic? I've been standing here talking to you. I think it's because you're dazzled?" Zhou Botong even looked at the camera while saying this. Well, it gave the audience a sense that this sentence didn't seem to be directed at her three teachers.
What my nephew said was a general statement to the movie theater audience.
The screen changes.
Even more scenes appeared that left the audience scratching their heads.
The plaque on the Mingming Temple says "Tenryu Temple" in Chinese characters!
But the old monk inside spoke with a "Chinese-English" accent.
"Thanksgod!
Finally, someone from the Duan family in Dali can attain enlightenment and become an immortal!"
"Your Majesty, my child doesn't understand very well!" Duan Zhixing, the Southern Emperor played by Guo Xiao, said.
"Didn't you say you dreamed about Arhat last night?"
"yes!"
The Supreme Emperor turned around and was dressed in the attire of Elder Tang, with a cassock and a tin staff. He looked quite like an enlightened monk, but when he spoke, people couldn't help but laugh inexplicably: "Sht! (That's right!)
"
Next, he spoke in English mixed with Chinese. Anyway, the accent made the audience stunned for a moment.
He said that his grandfather told him that a great-grandson of the reincarnated Arhat would come to ask him to interpret his dreams. He was already 189 years old and had been worried that he would not be able to wait for this moment. Fortunately, he finally appeared today!
After a conversation in Chinese and English, although it was very strange, it was explained clearly...
The Supreme Emperor told his great-grandson that if you want to become an immortal, you must find a sincere person. That person's surname is Huang and there are three "six" characters on his chest. As long as he sincerely says "iloveyou (I love you)" to you three times, you will win!
You can turn it into a puff of smoke and go straight to the fairyland.
"I've heard of three moles, but this is the first time I've heard of 666 moles!"
The audience was also in shock, such a sincere person has a 666 in his chest!
"I can really become an immortal. Well, then my marriage to the beautiful princess of Jinlun Kingdom..."
"Stuid!foolish!areyououtyou
rnd! (Idiot, idiot, you are really worthless!)"
The Supreme Emperor was so angry that he slapped his great-grandson on the head one after another like a whack-a-mole, hammering nails, almost hitting the ground.
"I miss the mortal woman!"
Seeing this, everyone is still okay.
I just think it’s funny how the Emperor beats people.
But the next moment, everyone burst into laughter again.
"How do you know that the fairy above is not as beautiful as the beautiful princess?"
The audience was stunned. No one expected that the Supreme Emperor would be angry because of this.
I will use this to teach my great-grandchildren.
At this moment, a burst of warblers and swallows came out with a numbing cry: "The Supreme Emperor!"
The Supreme Emperor, who originally looked like an eminent monk, suddenly changed his appearance.
He responded gently: "Here we come! Darling, ing!"
Then he gave it to his great-grandson: "Get out!"
Prince Duan immediately asked angrily: "Hey, why do you still miss a mortal woman?"
The Supreme Emperor turned around and blew his beard and glared: "Shut up! Have you ever seen a 189-year-old man who has so many women that he likes? Isn't that happier than a god? Why do you want to be a god? **!"
"If you don't want to be a god, I will be a god. Okay, I'll go back and break the engagement first, and then I'll find...my true love, the one with 666 on his chest!"
Although "East and West" is said to be an absurd comedy, in fact, the structure of this film is relatively complete.
During the opening period, the main characters of the film are introduced through seemingly absurd things.
The first was Ouyang Feng, the Western Poisoner, followed by Chongyang, the king of supernatural powers, and now Duan Zhixing, the Southern Emperor.
And these people are all connected by relationships.
Although none of them look normal, at least in terms of plot, it is obviously absurd, but it can be understood at once.
Through the grudge between Ouyang Feng and the third princess, he was connected to the supernatural power Wang Chongyang. Then, Wang Chongyang's death connected Zhou Botong to the third princess, and through the marriage contract between the third princess and Prince Duan, he was also brought in.
At the same time, because of that prophecy, everyone immediately guessed that the person named Huang was Medicine Master Dongxie Huang.
It can be said that compared to many movies in which a certain character appears out of nowhere, "East and West" is really very good in this regard.
Soon it was Huang Yaoshi's turn.
Among the green mountains and green waters, there is a melodious melody.
A man and a woman are practicing swordplay, but there is a huge difference between the two people practicing swordsmanship and the swordsmanship that audiences usually see in martial arts movies.
The slow-motion moves, coupled with the exaggerated glances and expressions of the two people, this is not practicing swordsmanship, this is obviously flirting.
"Senior brother, it's so tiring to practice this set of "Sword of Eyes and Eyes"!" The girl said coquettishly while lying in the arms of her senior brother.
"Every time I stab you, I have to frown, it's really very nerve-wracking!" Senior Brother comforted him.
But when the audience heard this, they all looked at each other in shock.
And this swordsmanship?
Eye-catching and sword-fighting?
You still have to flirt with each other during a fight. Could it be that this set of swordsmanship is specially designed for singles?
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