Although it is a comedy, even though it is a nonsensical comedy, the lines are very clear.
Everyone has a reason and reason for coming here, and everything seems to become natural.
Zhou Botong misunderstood that the third princess had killed his senior brother, so he naturally wanted revenge when he came here.
"Let me get you some Tianxuandimi (Harmony) Soul Smoke for you to try. Oh no, I was really a little sad before killing this little bitch..." When Zhou Botong took out a blower and prepared to give it to the three
When the princess came to play, for some reason the audience in the theater felt like they had seen each other before.
That's right, I'm talking about you, Ouyang Feng.
Ouyang Feng also played this way before, and ended up ruining himself every time, which was miserable.
This time, everyone couldn't help but make predictions.
The result was indeed as expected. When Zhou Botong was about to blow the smoke, he turned his head and saw Prince Duan looking at her with innocent curiosity.
"Brother, you look so familiar." Prince Duan said.
"Isn't it me, the one who touched your breasts during the day!" As Zhou Botong continued to reach out to touch it, Prince Duan was so frightened that he quickly retreated!
"That's you!"
"What are you doing?" Prince Duan looked confused.
"It's a long night and I'm bored. Come out for a walk and smoke a cigarette!" Zhou Botong took the psychedelic cigarette and started smoking.
"What brand is it? It smells so good!" Prince Duan sniffed his nose and asked as he thought it was quite fragrant.
As a result, "You really know the goods, this brand is..." Uncle Zhou was stunned before he finished the call.
"Hahahaha!" The audience couldn't help bursting into laughter, mainly because this scene was so familiar.
It’s you, Ouyang Feng!
Then, Prince Duan did something even weirder, dragging Zhou Botong's feet. It looked like he was dragging a living person, and it felt like he was dragging a corpse.
It happened that this scene was seen by the third princess and she was shocked.
When all the heroes gathered at Dadong Inn, Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi were naturally indispensable.
But facing Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi, the waiter impatiently asked them to go to the woodshed to sleep.
"Hmph, dogs look down on people. As long as you are fierce, others will be afraid of you!" Ouyang Feng, apart from suffering a loss from Hong Qi, had never been so angry at other times. He immediately cursed.
"Peng!" As a result, Hong Qiyi punched him in the stomach.
"Let's go!" Hong Qi said impatiently.
"That's right. If you are mean, I will be afraid of you." Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"What a rough word!"
"I always feel that there is something behind Director Dog."
"Good people being bullied?"
As the audience complained, the two came to the firewood shed. For Hong Qi from the Beggar Clan, even the firewood shed was very good. Although Ouyang Feng didn't like it, the situation was better than others.
When the camera turned, Zhou Botong had woken up and was discussing revenge with his nephew.
"Have you finished your affairs?" Zhou Botong asked.
"It's done!" said the nephew.
"I decided to raid them from the air tonight!" Zhou Botong said.
"Uncle, what I ordered in their dish was the "Enthusiasm and Energetic Boosting Pills"!" But as soon as he finished speaking, the camera showed the two nephews in the room.
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They were naked from the waist down, posing like fitness men showing off their muscles.
"Uncle Master, this tonic pill is so powerful, our bodies can hardly bear it."
Otherwise, it seems like there is no normal person in this movie.
The uncle is unreliable, and the nephew is equally unreliable.
"Who asked you to give them food?" Zhou Botong scolded, but at the same time he turned around and shouted: "Change your posture!"
At night, Zhou Botong went to the roof with two swords, preparing to attack the third princess and Huang Yaoshi at night.
Unexpectedly, the roof of this inn was not that strong. She had only taken a few steps when she heard a sound of tiles being crushed under her feet. She was so frightened that she hurriedly stood up, but this directly caused a chain effect.
She fell directly from the roof.
As a result, it happened to fall into Prince Duan's room.
"What happened?" Prince Duan looked confused.
"Brother, why did you fall from the sky in the middle of the night?" Prince Duan asked with confusion when he saw it was Zhou Botong.
"I just woke up suddenly and crossed my legs to do some exercises. Then I felt as light as a swallow and walked up to the roof!"
"Since I met you, I just asked my brother to get up and pee."
As Zhou Botong spoke, Prince Duan actually held up his hand and thanked him: "Thank you, thank you!"
"Damn it, God just asked you to get up and pee."
"Wouldn't it be more outrageous to say thank you?"
"It's just one word, ridiculous!"
"That's two words, right?"
Movie fans are also vomiting the fragrance.
Because she took the "Enthusiasm and Energizing Big Tonic Pills", the third princess couldn't bear the heat, so she got up to skip rope in the middle of the night.
The little junior sister who was disturbed unexpectedly met Prince Duan.
"Miss, did you hear someone jumping upstairs?" Prince Duan asked with a smile on his face.
But who is the junior sister?
"Fuck your mother, look at you looking so lustful!" After saying that, she closed the window directly.
Prince Duan didn't take it seriously: "Although I'm very perverted, I look very cute."
After one move failed, Zhou Botong had a new idea, and she decided to use the "Three Flowers Gathering on the Top" magical skill.
"No, the master has said that the power of the Three Flowers Gathering Magic Technique is very powerful. If it is not used properly, it can easily go crazy and everything within a radius of five miles will reverse time and space!" the nephew said quickly.
"That's right, the reversal of time and space means that everything will be reversed. If you want to move forward, you will go back. If you want to go up, you will come down. Do you understand?"
"If you don't use it well, you will have hallucinations. In order to avenge your senior brother, I will fight against them no matter what!" Zhou Botong said, sitting on the bed and starting to use the three-flower gathering technique.
The reason why I say it's ridiculous is because what the hell does this three-flower gathering magic skill have to do with her revenge?
But the audience didn't care whether this logic made sense. Anyway, this is an absurd comedy. It would be weird if it wasn't absurd.
Mainly because I have been baptized by this movie before, so I am quite looking forward to it.
Finally, the enthusiastic and vigorous supplement pills had an effect.
In the middle of the night, the three princesses began to feel lustful.
"Oh, I can't be sorry to Prince Duan, but I can't help but not pull it, I won't pull it, I won't pull it!"
On the other side, Huang Yaoshi also said the same thing: "I can't be sorry to my little junior sister, but I can't help it. I won't pull it, I won't pull it." As he said that, he even took out a bouquet of roses. God knows where he got it from.
of.
Prince Duan, who was in the room, was confused: "When did it become popular to talk about not pulling, not pulling, not pulling?"
As he said this, he suddenly felt an urge to urinate, but the chamber pot was nowhere to be found in the room.
So I decided to go out and pee.
"Hahaha, Zhou Botong really helped Prince Duan. He asked him to get up to pee, and he really got up to pee."
"By the way, I already have a picture in my mind. Imagine that the Three Flowers Gathering Magic Skill can reverse time and space. What if I was peeing at that time..."
